Somebody needs to get in there and slip a post it note or something into his talking points portfolio.
"Joe, it is VERY IMPORTANT you read this verbatim:
What I'll tell you is, while I agree that Donald Trump is the most qualified president we've ever had--short pause for dramatic effect--nobody handles children like I do. And I think the American people need to ask themselves, do we want some sort of creepy, disgusting, racist slack-jawed kiddy-sniffer running this country? Or do we want the best guy for the job? I don't know about you, but you know who I'm voting for. Thank you."
"Joe, last time you were fooled by some malarkey, somebody made a fake talking point and tried to make us look stupid. The only way to fix this is to make people think that reading from notes is normal, so hold this note up so that everybody can see it, and read with GUSTO. Read like you're SUPPOSED to be reading it, so we can recover from the faux pas. Remember: LOUD AND PROUD.
My fellow Americans, a travesty has occurred on this stage! We have discovered that one candidate does not have the fortitude, the gumption, the WILL to lead by instruction. According to my top experts, not only is one candidate senile, but the other doesn't even use scripted notes to form his narrative. What kind of poor leadership doesn't have the ability to do as told, and nothing else? As for the shocking allegations of mental incontinence, I assure you, I have proof. [Turn note over. Remember: GUSTO! Really SELL this evidence!]
Grapefruit wedges are neon turbulence, and yes it is, but goddamnit, this is China, not Canada! Donald Trump IS a meanie. Bill Clinton IS a rapist. And I, Joe Biden, [POUND CHEST FOR MAXIMUM EMPHASIS] swear to you, the American people, to water the fat disco cunt with my teeth! God bless, no questions, and remember, I concede."
At this point he’s just reading whatever they put in front of him. How long until he has his Ron Burgundy moment?
Somebody needs to get in there and slip a post it note or something into his talking points portfolio.
"Joe, it is VERY IMPORTANT you read this verbatim:
What I'll tell you is, while I agree that Donald Trump is the most qualified president we've ever had--short pause for dramatic effect--nobody handles children like I do. And I think the American people need to ask themselves, do we want some sort of creepy, disgusting, racist slack-jawed kiddy-sniffer running this country? Or do we want the best guy for the job? I don't know about you, but you know who I'm voting for. Thank you."
You put some real thought into this. I love it. lol
"Joe, last time you were fooled by some malarkey, somebody made a fake talking point and tried to make us look stupid. The only way to fix this is to make people think that reading from notes is normal, so hold this note up so that everybody can see it, and read with GUSTO. Read like you're SUPPOSED to be reading it, so we can recover from the faux pas. Remember: LOUD AND PROUD.
My fellow Americans, a travesty has occurred on this stage! We have discovered that one candidate does not have the fortitude, the gumption, the WILL to lead by instruction. According to my top experts, not only is one candidate senile, but the other doesn't even use scripted notes to form his narrative. What kind of poor leadership doesn't have the ability to do as told, and nothing else? As for the shocking allegations of mental incontinence, I assure you, I have proof. [Turn note over. Remember: GUSTO! Really SELL this evidence!]
Grapefruit wedges are neon turbulence, and yes it is, but goddamnit, this is China, not Canada! Donald Trump IS a meanie. Bill Clinton IS a rapist. And I, Joe Biden, [POUND CHEST FOR MAXIMUM EMPHASIS] swear to you, the American people, to water the fat disco cunt with my teeth! God bless, no questions, and remember, I concede."