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WOW give me those odds. 50/50 if he debates or not. No way he does it in the same location as Donnie “due to coronavirus.” At most it’ll be on a bad connection that shuts off during tough questions.
The big thing I remember was he ran on being an Ayn Rand fan and then changed his mind later.
But the thing about that is, he was always a catholic, so he was going to have trouble with her once his friends told him she was a pro-choice atheist. So him ditching Rand for Aquinas was his attempt to reconcile his admiration of her with his catholicism.
The fact is, I got hairy legs. I like children jumping on my lap. Like roaches. Now give me a break you pony faced dog soldier. You're a damn liar, fat
I got 8 degrees on a double scholarship. Top of my class at hogwarts. The fonz used to tell me to sit on it Potts. If you don’t vote for a black senator you ain’t joe Biden, still got Corn Pops switchblade, keep it in my shower cap down at the pool.
I don't think they'll even need to hide the ball at that point. "Joe has the WuhanFlu so we're going to run our intersectional replacement Adolf Marxinstein"
i think the DNC knows skipping the debate is too hardcore of a move to pull and would ruin any chance with independents. i think he HAS to show up no matter what. I wanted to see Hillary die on stage so maybe this is my silver medal
That's true but he shouldn't even be allowed to try.
The fake news have pushed narratives way, waaay more transparently bullshit than "Biden wasn't using a teleprompter".
Zoom debates would be a disgrace.
Edit: And think about the alpha body language (think Trump prowling around the debate stage with Hilldog), that wouldn't come through between computer screens.
Yes, the body language and the intimidation factor would be great wins for us.
Who can even dare to stand up to GEOTUS. Biden will probably shit himself just for being in His presence.
Or people right next to him feeding him answers while they frantically research factoids on their laptops. It would be like a debate between Trump on his own and the entire Biden campaign team - with unannounced behind the scenes guest stars like Hillary (I know how to beat him! I’ve debated him before!) Maddis, Kelly, McMasters and Bolton (we know how he thinks, we’ve worked with him!) There would be no limits on how Biden could cheat. Meanwhile, Trump will be placed in a soundproof glass booth, sent through a metal and emf detector, patted down and searched and watched like a hawk by CCTV and a dozen “observers” during the entire debate.
If he debates, this is precisely what will probably happen. He'll be on camera, while several people hide in the background, showing him cards/teleprompter of what to say.
If that happens, we should look closely at the video for reflections, it would be hilarious to catch him cheating.
OMG did you hear? All three cities that were set to have the debates - they've all had a sudden increase in corona cases! It's too dangerous to hold the debates now! They've been cancelled! Or maybe we could Zoom them instead?
As will I, but be ready for an anti climax and an early end. Like others have said... cut short or “we come away for breaking news.../alright back to the studio, let’s check in later when we get a more concrete discussion...” when Joe 303303300030303 oh starts waffling...
Can you imagine the S.show the fundraiser would be? You know they one where Trump got booed because he said Hillary was pretending not to hate Catholics.
if these debates actually happen we'll all see the cutting edge super experimental neuro-stimulant / neuro-stem cell treatments in action right in front of the world...
Or some chip they implant in his head that lets them speak through him
The guy is barely on tv for like 10 minutes a week. If they were capable of that they'd have been doing it for his tv appearances already. He can't function even on meds. I'm thinking some kind of creative swap at the convention gets his VP pick to replace him before the first debate. This is how they keep Bernie out but replace Biden.
The moderators will almost certainly be in the tank for Biden as well, but I fully expect Trump to defeat them as well as Biden like he defeated Hillary in the 2016 debates.
Not to mention, Biden has a dementia temper. It's already bubbled up a few times. There's no way he survives a back-and-forth with the GEOTUS without falling off his pony horse.
Giving that much Vyvanse to an elderly person... The sheer adrenaline rush! Just think of all the potential enthusiastic slurs against conservative blacks and bigtry against gay pedes. The man is so far gone that he can not comprehend minority groups that vote MAGA
They are not enslaved, they simply depend on handouts.
It's a race that both culturally and physiologically is not able to be self sufficient. Look at african countries: they exist only thanks to the generosity of white men. Whites invented everything, built them everything, shared technology and medical advances, give foreign aid.
"Listen here Jack, I I I I... I thought that tonight here at the University of Minnesota [actually at the University of Michigan], it would, uhh, be appropriate to take a page out, out of the book from the great nation south of the border, Canada, and uh its fine leader, Justin Rideau"
No question they’d try to pull off something like that, but have you seen him lately? Dude can’t even read predetermined answers off of a cue card, could you imagine him trying to take direction from something like an off-camera cue card?
“What’s that? I can’t see what I’m supposed to say, can you move the card closer?”
A hidden earpiece would be even better:
“What was that?” <Puts hand over ear> “Can you repeat that? Was it all lives matter ?? Oh, BLACK lives matter, got it!”
Rinse and repeat three times. Then commit to a virtual debate that dastardly Russian bots will cause to fail via mysterious hacks courtesy of the 400 lb hacker named 4Chan
I hope GEOTUS is carving some time out of his busy schedule to work on his push ups. It would be glorious if Biden issued a push up challenge and GEOTUS took off his jacket and said "let's roll!"
They give Biden the questions like they did Hillary and his earlier Press conference
Biden does the debates with no advance question giving, people realize he's a moron, and Trump wins YUGELY. All the while the media declare Biden the "winner" of the debates
Last paragraph is key. From campaign manager Jennifer O'Malley Dillon:
Joe Biden will accept the Commision's debates, on the Commision's dates, under the Commision's established format and the Commision's independent choice of moderators.
There are some things Trump can bring up to which there are no acceptable responses.
For example, how in the world can Biden can explain being in DC for over 50 years, a VP under the first black president, and not addressing or looking into police/prison reform. Also, how is he going to defend his record with China?
I look forward to this guy who can't even complete the opening sentence on his fucking YouTube advertisement without flubbing his words trying to debate anyone, let alone Trump.
heh heh who tricked him into agreeing to this? :P
This will be great. I half expect Biden to start saying cuss words or try to hit Trump during the debate.
Wait- even if you're over 65, you can't assault someone who is the same age or older? That seems like it would be hard to enforce as fights at nursing homes aren't uncommon.
Well the 2016 debates weren’t his best but I’m sure he’ll clean up this time. Still would be nice to walk away from the whole circus and send the senile fuck home. You know the moderators can be so nasty to him.
We'll be ready to hear when Biden's team has canceled all THREE debates. There's no way he can handle one debate let alone three.
Tomorrow, he won't even remember he said this.
How dare you! I've never masturbates!
Vegas has the odds 40-1 that Biden is a no show for the debates.
Biden himself is giving 185238-1 that he won't show.
how great would it be if he got stuck in a verbal loop of “You ain’t black!” like one of those dolls with the pulls string.
WOW give me those odds. 50/50 if he debates or not. No way he does it in the same location as Donnie “due to coronavirus.” At most it’ll be on a bad connection that shuts off during tough questions.
debate? I said pushups! I can do 3 pushups!
That would blow my mind if that were true.... that he could count to 3
You forgot to add:
"Vote for the other O'Biden Bama for US Senate"
“Dinner’s late?! Well fugity, fidgety fudge! I was looking forward to it!”
Prediction — it will go down like this:
https://thedonald.win/p/4FSFqrd/who-would-win-the-gaffe-machine-/c/
How does the fricken "challenger" dictate the fricken rules anyway? Trump should be like "nope I'm the incumbent, you play by my rules"
He'll probably just do what he did to Paul Ryan: Just laugh react every time his opponent speaks.
Complete disrespect. I remember that.
Ryan's a slimy little fucker that slipped away, but I hope something eventually comes to light because like Romney, they're both snakes.
What did he do?
The big thing I remember was he ran on being an Ayn Rand fan and then changed his mind later.
But the thing about that is, he was always a catholic, so he was going to have trouble with her once his friends told him she was a pro-choice atheist. So him ditching Rand for Aquinas was his attempt to reconcile his admiration of her with his catholicism.
Lol he probably asks what day of the week it is every 5 minutes. Like my grandma did when she got dementia in her 90s
I have family members with dementia. Joe is in the early stages. No doubt about it. He won't get better.
"When is the debate for that... that... Joe guy... you know the thingy... uhhh... why are my pants wet?"
OK, look look look look...... I uh, look look look...
The fact is, I got hairy legs. I like children jumping on my lap. Like roaches. Now give me a break you pony faced dog soldier. You're a damn liar, fat
I got 8 degrees on a double scholarship. Top of my class at hogwarts. The fonz used to tell me to sit on it Potts. If you don’t vote for a black senator you ain’t joe Biden, still got Corn Pops switchblade, keep it in my shower cap down at the pool.
Hogwarts is waaaaay too recent for him.
Maybe we can talk about his trip to Narnia or Oz.
lmao
I don't think they'll even need to hide the ball at that point. "Joe has the WuhanFlu so we're going to run our intersectional replacement Adolf Marxinstein"
I almost pity the poor actor who is training to play him now.
DNC: "You have to look more Bidenish."
Biden Stand In: "No More surgeries!"
DNC: "Listen, you either get the surgery or Madonna and Rosie O'Donnell will have sex with you."
Biden Stand In: "Alright, alright, let's get the surgery over with."
You mean the one that just looks like a retard?
I have $100 on that he wil get DUH DUH DUHHHHH covid!
i think the DNC knows skipping the debate is too hardcore of a move to pull and would ruin any chance with independents. i think he HAS to show up no matter what. I wanted to see Hillary die on stage so maybe this is my silver medal
Covid spike - all debates cancelled. They might allow a virtual debate with Google, Disney and Apple working their best deep fake technology.
He always gets cocky and tries to assert dominance when he gets challenged.
I'm sure he wants to debate and his campaign is begging him not to.
But muh covid
Fine. Have it via Zoom or FaceTime then.
Biden can use the laptop in his basement, and Trump can broadcast it on the big screen at Jerry World in the middle of a rally.
Or the classic WHO response - “I couldn’t hear the question but don’t ask it again, let’s move on.”
Lol, wouldn’t put it past these frauds.
Oh No That Sucks
No reason why it can't be done without an audience. They did it during the dem primary debates, didn't they?
Hell no. Trump feeds off of and plays to a crowd. Don't let them take that away. M n
I see what you did there xir, no audience cause no one gives a shit and no one shows up!
It's difficult to speak and sound convincing if you're reading, especially if you're reading what someone else wrote.
And especially if you have dementia
Their only chance is a push up contest
That's true but he shouldn't even be allowed to try.
The fake news have pushed narratives way, waaay more transparently bullshit than "Biden wasn't using a teleprompter".
Zoom debates would be a disgrace.
Edit: And think about the alpha body language (think Trump prowling around the debate stage with Hilldog), that wouldn't come through between computer screens.
Yes, the body language and the intimidation factor would be great wins for us. Who can even dare to stand up to GEOTUS. Biden will probably shit himself just for being in His presence.
You just described clinton news network.
Or people right next to him feeding him answers while they frantically research factoids on their laptops. It would be like a debate between Trump on his own and the entire Biden campaign team - with unannounced behind the scenes guest stars like Hillary (I know how to beat him! I’ve debated him before!) Maddis, Kelly, McMasters and Bolton (we know how he thinks, we’ve worked with him!) There would be no limits on how Biden could cheat. Meanwhile, Trump will be placed in a soundproof glass booth, sent through a metal and emf detector, patted down and searched and watched like a hawk by CCTV and a dozen “observers” during the entire debate.
They could just deep fake him. Except everyone would know it's not him if a quarter of what he says makes sense.
If he debates, this is precisely what will probably happen. He'll be on camera, while several people hide in the background, showing him cards/teleprompter of what to say.
If that happens, we should look closely at the video for reflections, it would be hilarious to catch him cheating.
He definitely getting the Covid lol
Hope he doesn't mysteriously die
OMG did you hear? All three cities that were set to have the debates - they've all had a sudden increase in corona cases! It's too dangerous to hold the debates now! They've been cancelled! Or maybe we could Zoom them instead?
You know that's what's going to happen.
Muh second wave
They will cancel the debates and find a way to blame Trump for it. It's politics 101.
Biden will have a whole crew feeding him answers off camera and he will still F it up.
This. It's going to be digital, and there will be some weak excuse for the minutes long delay between question and answer from Biden.
I think they are convinced that Hillary won the debates
They are still convinced she won the presidency.
Haha, spicy!
It was HER TURN!!! REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
A magical new virus appears, that for some reason only benefits Democrats
Funny you should mention that...
Flu virus with 'pandemic potential' found in China
They know an audience will flip on them at any debate with Trump and Biden.
If these debates actually happen I will clear my schedule every time. I cannot think of something as entertaining.
As will I, but be ready for an anti climax and an early end. Like others have said... cut short or “we come away for breaking news.../alright back to the studio, let’s check in later when we get a more concrete discussion...” when Joe 303303300030303 oh starts waffling...
Can you imagine the S.show the fundraiser would be? You know they one where Trump got booed because he said Hillary was pretending not to hate Catholics.
if these debates actually happen we'll all see the cutting edge super experimental neuro-stimulant / neuro-stem cell treatments in action right in front of the world...
Or some chip they implant in his head that lets them speak through him
The guy is barely on tv for like 10 minutes a week. If they were capable of that they'd have been doing it for his tv appearances already. He can't function even on meds. I'm thinking some kind of creative swap at the convention gets his VP pick to replace him before the first debate. This is how they keep Bernie out but replace Biden.
Look, fat... you're nothing but a dog-faced, pony soldier... .um yeah.
Listen, fat
You ain't black
The gift that keeps on kekking
Ya boi can't even get things right when they're on notes right in front of him. His debate performance is gonna be lolworthy.
GEOTUS will wipe the floor with doped-up Joe. He's no beta bitch like Rat Paul Ryan. It will be glorious.
that was only because bernie was a total pussy who didnt challenge him on anything real.
just wait until trump runs him up a bit. hes gonna totally fall apart.
It really is astounding how much of a weak cuck Bernie is on the debate stage.
No sense of strategy, and no assertiveness whatsoever. Total pushover!
I'm giving out free leadership lessons on my helicopter.
Biden can barely field questions from his own supporters, Trump might actually kill him on stage.
GEOTUS is a master at getting under the enemy's skin. It'll take him about 17 seconds to get creepy joe flustered.
I'd prefer a slow boil, capped off with Dementia Joe erupting in a rage fueled incoherent rant, topped off with him shitting himself on stage.
The moderators will almost certainly be in the tank for Biden as well, but I fully expect Trump to defeat them as well as Biden like he defeated Hillary in the 2016 debates.
Not to mention, Biden has a dementia temper. It's already bubbled up a few times. There's no way he survives a back-and-forth with the GEOTUS without falling off his pony horse.
Giving that much Vyvanse to an elderly person... The sheer adrenaline rush! Just think of all the potential enthusiastic slurs against conservative blacks and bigtry against gay pedes. The man is so far gone that he can not comprehend minority groups that vote MAGA
If Biden says "nigger" (like he did in interviews) we would automatically win the election instantly (provided we go out and vote).
Blacks would all still vote Democrats anyway. They just want money from white people.
True.
This is called leftist plantation enslavement.
They are not enslaved, they simply depend on handouts.
It's a race that both culturally and physiologically is not able to be self sufficient. Look at african countries: they exist only thanks to the generosity of white men. Whites invented everything, built them everything, shared technology and medical advances, give foreign aid.
Africa: Where humanity originated.
Also Africa: In the stone ages with avg iq of 68
The humanity that went out of Africa got some sweet Neanderthal pussy, so we're not exactly the same species.
"They're going to put ya'll back in chains!"
Wasn't that gem from Biden? I remember Hannity always going on about it.
Jesus I would pay to see it.
Would the Biden-Trump debates get more viewership than the Super Bowl? I wouldn't count that out...
Depends on whether they paint “BLM” in the middle of the field.
I wouldn't be surprised if Joe came out with a "BLM" mask on.
Any chance he’ll come out in blackface?
LMAO! He'll somehow try to claim he's doing it in solidarity.
"Listen here Jack, I I I I... I thought that tonight here at the University of Minnesota [actually at the University of Michigan], it would, uhh, be appropriate to take a page out, out of the book from the great nation south of the border, Canada, and uh its fine leader, Justin Rideau"
He will attempt to pussy out when they are closer.
Some mixture of Covid, Russians, BLM etc.
win - win for us!
Im calling no debates in protest due to trumps nomination to SCoTUS.
I GOT HAIRY LEGS
That turn blonde in the sun
Loinpuff was a mad dude
https://youtu.be/BS5HCi-zsYE
you're welcome
I knew exactly what this was before I clicked it.
Still clicked it and listened to it
I’ve listened to it like 20 times and downloaded it. It’s a masterpiece and if commietube takes it down i’ll have a copy.
He'll demand rules that favor him. Virtual online debates where he'll get fed answers off screen.
No question they’d try to pull off something like that, but have you seen him lately? Dude can’t even read predetermined answers off of a cue card, could you imagine him trying to take direction from something like an off-camera cue card?
“What’s that? I can’t see what I’m supposed to say, can you move the card closer?”
A hidden earpiece would be even better:
“What was that?” <Puts hand over ear> “Can you repeat that? Was it all lives matter ?? Oh, BLACK lives matter, got it!”
Sometime shortly after the convention he will be replaced. I'd bet my life on it.
We already know they'll cheat for him.
They will probably try to hide an earpiece and feed him answers.
I think he's already past the point where feeding him answers will do him any good.
These debates will cause new riots to break out.
MSM: Drumpf used hate speech! Rioting ensues and the rest of the debates get cancelled. I'm calling it right now.
Yes, this time they'll be protesting elder abuse
The already-ongoing riots will be interrupted by more riots.
He's only excited because when they said "three debates" he thought he heard "three year olds"
Or three debutantes
Jfc hahaha
I already see the timeline, step by step
That's why they should hold the debates in the Dakotas or New Mexico.
Rinse and repeat three times. Then commit to a virtual debate that dastardly Russian bots will cause to fail via mysterious hacks courtesy of the 400 lb hacker named 4Chan
His campaign has requested all debates take place before 5pm to avoid Sundown Syndrome.
Plus, Biden wants to get home in time for 'Matlock'.
and Murder She Wrote
Oh this'll be fun
It's gonna be a bloodbath. I can't wait.
Biden's handlers are telling him that Trump is imploding and the best thing he can do is lay low.
They tell him everyday because he forgets. Damn geese.
I'm calling it right now: At the DNC convention, Biden will bow out and Hillary will get the nomination and pick Michael as her VP.
And there will be zero debates. Killary will claim they aren't needed.
You heard it here first.
They need to do a drug test before each one to see what they are dosing him with to keep him lucid.
You thought the Hillary debates were fun, well strap in bois, it's going to be a Biden bloodbath this time!
Remember , traditionally the challenger does better than the sitting President in debate 1
Because the President is busy doing President stuff and the challenger has nothing but free time to prep
LMAO
"MY BOSS WAS WAY BETTER THAN THIS GUY, EVEN IF HE WAS BLACK"
I hope GEOTUS is carving some time out of his busy schedule to work on his push ups. It would be glorious if Biden issued a push up challenge and GEOTUS took off his jacket and said "let's roll!"
One of three things will happen.
All of them cancelled due to health concerts
They give Biden the questions like they did Hillary and his earlier Press conference
Biden does the debates with no advance question giving, people realize he's a moron, and Trump wins YUGELY. All the while the media declare Biden the "winner" of the debates
I hope Corn Pop will be in the audience!
Last paragraph is key. From campaign manager Jennifer O'Malley Dillon:
Translation: We are the Commision, bitch.
There are some things Trump can bring up to which there are no acceptable responses.
For example, how in the world can Biden can explain being in DC for over 50 years, a VP under the first black president, and not addressing or looking into police/prison reform. Also, how is he going to defend his record with China?
Let's just hope he remembers to show up.
“I Can Hardly Debate” -Joe Biden
Fixed it for you, you dog faced lying pony soldier.
I look forward to this guy who can't even complete the opening sentence on his fucking YouTube advertisement without flubbing his words trying to debate anyone, let alone Trump.
heh heh who tricked him into agreeing to this? :P This will be great. I half expect Biden to start saying cuss words or try to hit Trump during the debate.
Fully expect the moderators to be hostile to Trump.
They'll insist that Trump wear a mask and he'll refuse so they'll then cancel the debate.
I don't know how I feel about this. This might be a trap set by the Dems to get Trump charged with three counts of felony assault of an elder over 65.
Wait- even if you're over 65, you can't assault someone who is the same age or older? That seems like it would be hard to enforce as fights at nursing homes aren't uncommon.
Holy fuck boys! Buy your popcorn now while it's still on the shelves!
I CANT WAIT EITHER!
"You'd be in JAIL" - Donald Trump
That makes two of us. I can't wait either.
You can hardly complete a sentence Joe.
He can promise them because he won’t be the one debating. It will be a last minute switch to a different candidate for the dems.
Why does he have a teleprompter for a press conference?
Because he's senile and retarded - if they don't tell him what to say, he tells leg hair and corn pop stories.
What Three-Finger Joe really needs is for somebody to change his diaper.
Biden on the debate stage... maybe we can learn about roaches.
I kinda thought Trump was gonna skip debates since the moderators are so unfair. Why should he do any?
Because they're going to be the most watched debates ever.
Get your popcorn ready, it's going to be great.
Well the 2016 debates weren’t his best but I’m sure he’ll clean up this time. Still would be nice to walk away from the whole circus and send the senile fuck home. You know the moderators can be so nasty to him.
There’s no way they let Biden be onstage with Trump.
It will probably be Skype or something.
And in either case, Biden WILL have the questions before hand.
“Any two guys fighting for money, no way the fight is fair.” Redbelt (2008)