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goldentomatoes1 638 points ago +641 / -3

We'll be ready to hear when Biden's team has canceled all THREE debates. There's no way he can handle one debate let alone three.

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IncredibleMrE1 193 points ago +194 / -1

He has to pretend to want to debate now. Watch what happens as the date approaches.

Tomorrow, he won't even remember he said this.

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rossiFan 26 points ago +28 / -2

How dare you! I've never masturbates!

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InSaNeOldGuy 37 points ago +38 / -1

Vegas has the odds 40-1 that Biden is a no show for the debates.
Biden himself is giving 185238-1 that he won't show.

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Fatbob2020 16 points ago +17 / -1

how great would it be if he got stuck in a verbal loop of “You ain’t black!” like one of those dolls with the pulls string.

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UConn4xchamps 6 points ago +7 / -1

WOW give me those odds. 50/50 if he debates or not. No way he does it in the same location as Donnie “due to coronavirus.” At most it’ll be on a bad connection that shuts off during tough questions.

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pingpongdingdong 18 points ago +19 / -1

debate? I said pushups! I can do 3 pushups!

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WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +6 / -2

That would blow my mind if that were true.... that he could count to 3

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thekindlyman555 4 points ago +4 / -0

You forgot to add:

"Vote for the other O'Biden Bama for US Senate"

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Nellie_the_Beaut 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Dinner’s late?! Well fugity, fidgety fudge! I was looking forward to it!”

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Chopblock 23 points ago +23 / -0
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mnguy12000 16 points ago +16 / -0

How does the fricken "challenger" dictate the fricken rules anyway? Trump should be like "nope I'm the incumbent, you play by my rules"

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Amaroq64 14 points ago +14 / -0

He'll probably just do what he did to Paul Ryan: Just laugh react every time his opponent speaks.

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MAGA_mantis 9 points ago +9 / -0

Complete disrespect. I remember that.

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AllYouHaveIsYourself 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ryan's a slimy little fucker that slipped away, but I hope something eventually comes to light because like Romney, they're both snakes.

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Amaroq64 2 points ago +2 / -0

What did he do?

The big thing I remember was he ran on being an Ayn Rand fan and then changed his mind later.

But the thing about that is, he was always a catholic, so he was going to have trouble with her once his friends told him she was a pro-choice atheist. So him ditching Rand for Aquinas was his attempt to reconcile his admiration of her with his catholicism.

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RegularAmerican 19 points ago +20 / -1

Lol he probably asks what day of the week it is every 5 minutes. Like my grandma did when she got dementia in her 90s

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nmipede 21 points ago +21 / -0

I have family members with dementia. Joe is in the early stages. No doubt about it. He won't get better.

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ThomasJefferson1776 11 points ago +11 / -0

"When is the debate for that... that... Joe guy... you know the thingy... uhhh... why are my pants wet?"

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rossiFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

OK, look look look look...... I uh, look look look...

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Angry_Pacifist 13 points ago +13 / -0

The fact is, I got hairy legs. I like children jumping on my lap. Like roaches. Now give me a break you pony faced dog soldier. You're a damn liar, fat

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2KEK_Chigurh 4 points ago +4 / -0

I got 8 degrees on a double scholarship. Top of my class at hogwarts. The fonz used to tell me to sit on it Potts. If you don’t vote for a black senator you ain’t joe Biden, still got Corn Pops switchblade, keep it in my shower cap down at the pool.

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Shalomtoyou 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hogwarts is waaaaay too recent for him.

Maybe we can talk about his trip to Narnia or Oz.

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Angry_Pacifist 1 point ago +1 / -0

lmao

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Food4thought 13 points ago +13 / -0

I don't think they'll even need to hide the ball at that point. "Joe has the WuhanFlu so we're going to run our intersectional replacement Adolf Marxinstein"

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Necrovoter 2 points ago +3 / -1

I almost pity the poor actor who is training to play him now.

DNC: "You have to look more Bidenish."

Biden Stand In: "No More surgeries!"

DNC: "Listen, you either get the surgery or Madonna and Rosie O'Donnell will have sex with you."

Biden Stand In: "Alright, alright, let's get the surgery over with."

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Pat4ever 1 point ago +1 / -0

You mean the one that just looks like a retard?

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rossiFan 10 points ago +11 / -1

I have $100 on that he wil get DUH DUH DUHHHHH covid!

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FaRmErX2000 9 points ago +10 / -1

i think the DNC knows skipping the debate is too hardcore of a move to pull and would ruin any chance with independents. i think he HAS to show up no matter what. I wanted to see Hillary die on stage so maybe this is my silver medal

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Necrovoter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Covid spike - all debates cancelled. They might allow a virtual debate with Google, Disney and Apple working their best deep fake technology.

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Amaroq64 8 points ago +8 / -0

He always gets cocky and tries to assert dominance when he gets challenged.

I'm sure he wants to debate and his campaign is begging him not to.

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Shitposter69 59 points ago +59 / -0

But muh covid

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BigAmericanParty 43 points ago +46 / -3

Fine. Have it via Zoom or FaceTime then.

Biden can use the laptop in his basement, and Trump can broadcast it on the big screen at Jerry World in the middle of a rally.

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Mostprobably 41 points ago +41 / -0

Or the classic WHO response - “I couldn’t hear the question but don’t ask it again, let’s move on.”

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fjobb 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol, wouldn’t put it past these frauds.

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Nameless_Mofo 12 points ago +12 / -0

they'll blame it on "technical difficulties", then move on.

Oh No That Sucks

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Ched 33 points ago +33 / -0

No reason why it can't be done without an audience. They did it during the dem primary debates, didn't they?

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doug2 28 points ago +28 / -0

Hell no. Trump feeds off of and plays to a crowd. Don't let them take that away. M n

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FliesTheFlag 7 points ago +7 / -0

I see what you did there xir, no audience cause no one gives a shit and no one shows up!

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Italians_Invented_2A 16 points ago +17 / -1

It's difficult to speak and sound convincing if you're reading, especially if you're reading what someone else wrote.

And especially if you have dementia

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Italians_Invented_2A 10 points ago +10 / -0

Their only chance is a push up contest

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LionTed 14 points ago +14 / -0 (edited)

That's true but he shouldn't even be allowed to try.

The fake news have pushed narratives way, waaay more transparently bullshit than "Biden wasn't using a teleprompter".

Zoom debates would be a disgrace.

Edit: And think about the alpha body language (think Trump prowling around the debate stage with Hilldog), that wouldn't come through between computer screens.

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Italians_Invented_2A 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yes, the body language and the intimidation factor would be great wins for us. Who can even dare to stand up to GEOTUS. Biden will probably shit himself just for being in His presence.

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rossiFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

You just described clinton news network.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or people right next to him feeding him answers while they frantically research factoids on their laptops. It would be like a debate between Trump on his own and the entire Biden campaign team - with unannounced behind the scenes guest stars like Hillary (I know how to beat him! I’ve debated him before!) Maddis, Kelly, McMasters and Bolton (we know how he thinks, we’ve worked with him!) There would be no limits on how Biden could cheat. Meanwhile, Trump will be placed in a soundproof glass booth, sent through a metal and emf detector, patted down and searched and watched like a hawk by CCTV and a dozen “observers” during the entire debate.

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Shitposter69 23 points ago +23 / -0

They could just deep fake him. Except everyone would know it's not him if a quarter of what he says makes sense.

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FuckRioters 5 points ago +5 / -0

If he debates, this is precisely what will probably happen. He'll be on camera, while several people hide in the background, showing him cards/teleprompter of what to say.

If that happens, we should look closely at the video for reflections, it would be hilarious to catch him cheating.

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SigAR 10 points ago +10 / -0

He definitely getting the Covid lol

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Shitposter69 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hope he doesn't mysteriously die

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Aquamine-Amarine 36 points ago +36 / -0

OMG did you hear? All three cities that were set to have the debates - they've all had a sudden increase in corona cases! It's too dangerous to hold the debates now! They've been cancelled! Or maybe we could Zoom them instead?

You know that's what's going to happen.

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johnsmithshitpost 4 points ago +4 / -0

Muh second wave

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Rererefreshing 22 points ago +22 / -0

They will cancel the debates and find a way to blame Trump for it. It's politics 101.

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Polks_Corps 20 points ago +20 / -0

Biden will have a whole crew feeding him answers off camera and he will still F it up.

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BigPepeEnergy 13 points ago +14 / -1

This. It's going to be digital, and there will be some weak excuse for the minutes long delay between question and answer from Biden.

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Italians_Invented_2A 12 points ago +12 / -0

I think they are convinced that Hillary won the debates

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fjobb 13 points ago +13 / -0

They are still convinced she won the presidency.

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Italians_Invented_2A 7 points ago +7 / -0

Haha, spicy!

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edxzxz 5 points ago +5 / -0

It was HER TURN!!! REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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MAGADragon 7 points ago +7 / -0

A magical new virus appears, that for some reason only benefits Democrats

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CharmSung 5 points ago +5 / -0

Funny you should mention that...

Flu virus with 'pandemic potential' found in China

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lefty295 5 points ago +5 / -0

They know an audience will flip on them at any debate with Trump and Biden.

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Lballs 195 points ago +195 / -0

If these debates actually happen I will clear my schedule every time. I cannot think of something as entertaining.

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BritPedeMEGA 40 points ago +40 / -0

As will I, but be ready for an anti climax and an early end. Like others have said... cut short or “we come away for breaking news.../alright back to the studio, let’s check in later when we get a more concrete discussion...” when Joe 303303300030303 oh starts waffling...

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TheThingsIThink 11 points ago +11 / -0

Can you imagine the S.show the fundraiser would be? You know they one where Trump got booed because he said Hillary was pretending not to hate Catholics.

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MrADHD 8 points ago +9 / -1

if these debates actually happen we'll all see the cutting edge super experimental neuro-stimulant / neuro-stem cell treatments in action right in front of the world...

Or some chip they implant in his head that lets them speak through him

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aurelius2pointo 4 points ago +4 / -0

The guy is barely on tv for like 10 minutes a week. If they were capable of that they'd have been doing it for his tv appearances already. He can't function even on meds. I'm thinking some kind of creative swap at the convention gets his VP pick to replace him before the first debate. This is how they keep Bernie out but replace Biden.

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Beastifus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look, fat... you're nothing but a dog-faced, pony soldier... .um yeah.

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ZacPetkanas 79 points ago +80 / -1

Listen, fat

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clottin_eye_joe 34 points ago +34 / -0

You ain't black

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BritPedeMEGA 19 points ago +19 / -0

The gift that keeps on kekking

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Shadilay_Were_Off 35 points ago +36 / -1

Ya boi can't even get things right when they're on notes right in front of him. His debate performance is gonna be lolworthy.

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IncredibleMrE1 13 points ago +13 / -0

GEOTUS will wipe the floor with doped-up Joe. He's no beta bitch like Rat Paul Ryan. It will be glorious.

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rubberkidney 31 points ago +31 / -0

that was only because bernie was a total pussy who didnt challenge him on anything real.

just wait until trump runs him up a bit. hes gonna totally fall apart.

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LionTed 10 points ago +10 / -0

It really is astounding how much of a weak cuck Bernie is on the debate stage.

No sense of strategy, and no assertiveness whatsoever. Total pushover!

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AlphaNathan 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm giving out free leadership lessons on my helicopter.

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fickelbra 6 points ago +6 / -0

Biden can barely field questions from his own supporters, Trump might actually kill him on stage.

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rossiFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

GEOTUS is a master at getting under the enemy's skin. It'll take him about 17 seconds to get creepy joe flustered.

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edxzxz 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd prefer a slow boil, capped off with Dementia Joe erupting in a rage fueled incoherent rant, topped off with him shitting himself on stage.

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jcd_007 22 points ago +22 / -0

The moderators will almost certainly be in the tank for Biden as well, but I fully expect Trump to defeat them as well as Biden like he defeated Hillary in the 2016 debates.

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TheSwiftPepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not to mention, Biden has a dementia temper. It's already bubbled up a few times. There's no way he survives a back-and-forth with the GEOTUS without falling off his pony horse.

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Pandas4Trump 8 points ago +9 / -1

Giving that much Vyvanse to an elderly person... The sheer adrenaline rush! Just think of all the potential enthusiastic slurs against conservative blacks and bigtry against gay pedes. The man is so far gone that he can not comprehend minority groups that vote MAGA

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KAGMAGIC2020 12 points ago +12 / -0

If Biden says "nigger" (like he did in interviews) we would automatically win the election instantly (provided we go out and vote).

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Italians_Invented_2A 5 points ago +8 / -3

Blacks would all still vote Democrats anyway. They just want money from white people.

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KAGMAGIC2020 3 points ago +5 / -2

True.

This is called leftist plantation enslavement.

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Italians_Invented_2A -1 points ago +4 / -5

They are not enslaved, they simply depend on handouts.

It's a race that both culturally and physiologically is not able to be self sufficient. Look at african countries: they exist only thanks to the generosity of white men. Whites invented everything, built them everything, shared technology and medical advances, give foreign aid.

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KAGMAGIC2020 1 point ago +6 / -5

Africa: Where humanity originated.

Also Africa: In the stone ages with avg iq of 68

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Italians_Invented_2A 0 points ago +4 / -4

The humanity that went out of Africa got some sweet Neanderthal pussy, so we're not exactly the same species.

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Aquamine-Amarine 8 points ago +8 / -0

"They're going to put ya'll back in chains!"

Wasn't that gem from Biden? I remember Hannity always going on about it.

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BeefOfUndead 64 points ago +64 / -0

Jesus I would pay to see it.

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taavofficial 34 points ago +34 / -0

Would the Biden-Trump debates get more viewership than the Super Bowl? I wouldn't count that out...

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DeplorableLA 20 points ago +20 / -0

Depends on whether they paint “BLM” in the middle of the field.

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AusCan 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wouldn't be surprised if Joe came out with a "BLM" mask on.

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DeplorableLA 9 points ago +9 / -0

Any chance he’ll come out in blackface?

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AusCan 4 points ago +4 / -0

LMAO! He'll somehow try to claim he's doing it in solidarity.

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LionTed 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Listen here Jack, I I I I... I thought that tonight here at the University of Minnesota [actually at the University of Michigan], it would, uhh, be appropriate to take a page out, out of the book from the great nation south of the border, Canada, and uh its fine leader, Justin Rideau"

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 60 points ago +60 / -0

He will attempt to pussy out when they are closer.

Some mixture of Covid, Russians, BLM etc.

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KAGMAGIC2020 5 points ago +6 / -1

win - win for us!

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tsacian 4 points ago +4 / -0

Im calling no debates in protest due to trumps nomination to SCoTUS.

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DickPicKing 48 points ago +48 / -0

I GOT HAIRY LEGS

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 19 points ago +19 / -0

That turn blonde in the sun

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NO_STEPPE_ON_PEPE 3 points ago +3 / -0

Loinpuff was a mad dude

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Hunterscrackbaby 4 points ago +4 / -0

I knew exactly what this was before I clicked it.

Still clicked it and listened to it

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Genericwhitemale 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’ve listened to it like 20 times and downloaded it. It’s a masterpiece and if commietube takes it down i’ll have a copy.

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Beat_to_Quarters 39 points ago +39 / -0

He'll demand rules that favor him. Virtual online debates where he'll get fed answers off screen.

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Tx50bmg 18 points ago +19 / -1

No question they’d try to pull off something like that, but have you seen him lately? Dude can’t even read predetermined answers off of a cue card, could you imagine him trying to take direction from something like an off-camera cue card?

“What’s that? I can’t see what I’m supposed to say, can you move the card closer?”

A hidden earpiece would be even better:

“What was that?” <Puts hand over ear> “Can you repeat that? Was it all lives matter ?? Oh, BLACK lives matter, got it!”

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aurelius2pointo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sometime shortly after the convention he will be replaced. I'd bet my life on it.

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NoatakTheWiser 14 points ago +14 / -0

We already know they'll cheat for him.

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nakedjay 3 points ago +3 / -0

They will probably try to hide an earpiece and feed him answers.

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WU_HAN_FRU 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think he's already past the point where feeding him answers will do him any good.

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augustinius 37 points ago +37 / -0

These debates will cause new riots to break out.

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hit_backspace 13 points ago +13 / -0

MSM: Drumpf used hate speech! Rioting ensues and the rest of the debates get cancelled. I'm calling it right now.

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MooCow1980 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes, this time they'll be protesting elder abuse

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WU_HAN_FRU 4 points ago +4 / -0

The already-ongoing riots will be interrupted by more riots.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 33 points ago +33 / -0

He's only excited because when they said "three debates" he thought he heard "three year olds"

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DeplorableLA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Or three debutantes

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Sixty2ndAssassin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jfc hahaha

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Afeazo 27 points ago +27 / -0

I already see the timeline, step by step

  1. Biden agreed to debates (you are here)
  2. Media circle jerks for a few months on Biden debating
  3. Venues booked for debate
  4. Massive COVID outbreak surrounding town of venue
  5. Debate cancelled.
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Mexicola1976 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's why they should hold the debates in the Dakotas or New Mexico.

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Raindrops1984 2 points ago +3 / -1

Rinse and repeat three times. Then commit to a virtual debate that dastardly Russian bots will cause to fail via mysterious hacks courtesy of the 400 lb hacker named 4Chan

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Beat_to_Quarters 26 points ago +26 / -0

His campaign has requested all debates take place before 5pm to avoid Sundown Syndrome.

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edxzxz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Plus, Biden wants to get home in time for 'Matlock'.

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Registered 4 points ago +4 / -0

and Murder She Wrote

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j_dog 19 points ago +19 / -0

Oh this'll be fun

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nakedjay 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's gonna be a bloodbath. I can't wait.

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slaphappy2 14 points ago +14 / -0

Biden's handlers are telling him that Trump is imploding and the best thing he can do is lay low.

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9x10again 6 points ago +6 / -0

They tell him everyday because he forgets. Damn geese.

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AbsurdOpinion 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm calling it right now: At the DNC convention, Biden will bow out and Hillary will get the nomination and pick Michael as her VP.

And there will be zero debates. Killary will claim they aren't needed.

You heard it here first.

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uvontheterrible 10 points ago +10 / -0

They need to do a drug test before each one to see what they are dosing him with to keep him lucid.

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nanowerx 10 points ago +10 / -0

You thought the Hillary debates were fun, well strap in bois, it's going to be a Biden bloodbath this time!

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try4gain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remember , traditionally the challenger does better than the sitting President in debate 1

Because the President is busy doing President stuff and the challenger has nothing but free time to prep

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KAGMAGIC2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMAO

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Modus_Pwninz 7 points ago +7 / -0

"MY BOSS WAS WAY BETTER THAN THIS GUY, EVEN IF HE WAS BLACK"

  • Joe Biden, on that guy who was his boss
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ZacPetkanas 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hope GEOTUS is carving some time out of his busy schedule to work on his push ups. It would be glorious if Biden issued a push up challenge and GEOTUS took off his jacket and said "let's roll!"

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BurgerChef90 6 points ago +6 / -0

One of three things will happen.

  1. All of them cancelled due to health concerts

  2. They give Biden the questions like they did Hillary and his earlier Press conference

  3. Biden does the debates with no advance question giving, people realize he's a moron, and Trump wins YUGELY. All the while the media declare Biden the "winner" of the debates

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Kelmika 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hope Corn Pop will be in the audience!

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idm03 5 points ago +5 / -0

Last paragraph is key. From campaign manager Jennifer O'Malley Dillon:

Joe Biden will accept the Commision's debates, on the Commision's dates, under the Commision's established format and the Commision's independent choice of moderators.

Translation: We are the Commision, bitch.

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Meme_Too 5 points ago +5 / -0
  1. Biden team will obtain the questions well in advance.
  2. Days before the debate, Biden will record pre-written responses to each question. Verbal slip-ups and faltering will be edited out by video experts.
  3. The cleaned-up version of each reply will be played at the relevant time during the debate.
  4. Debate rules will be such that no real-time give and take is possible.
  5. Voila! Biden gives a bang up performance and the media unanimously declare him the winner.
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altaG12 4 points ago +4 / -0

There are some things Trump can bring up to which there are no acceptable responses.

For example, how in the world can Biden can explain being in DC for over 50 years, a VP under the first black president, and not addressing or looking into police/prison reform. Also, how is he going to defend his record with China?

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Suitable_Swolefish 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let's just hope he remembers to show up.

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MAGAmemnon 4 points ago +4 / -0

“I Can Hardly Debate” -Joe Biden

Fixed it for you, you dog faced lying pony soldier.

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HurricaneHordak 4 points ago +4 / -0

I look forward to this guy who can't even complete the opening sentence on his fucking YouTube advertisement without flubbing his words trying to debate anyone, let alone Trump.

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Berzerker_king 4 points ago +4 / -0

heh heh who tricked him into agreeing to this? :P This will be great. I half expect Biden to start saying cuss words or try to hit Trump during the debate.

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RealRightSideOfHist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fully expect the moderators to be hostile to Trump.

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Brickwell 4 points ago +4 / -0

They'll insist that Trump wear a mask and he'll refuse so they'll then cancel the debate.

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fluffykitten 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't know how I feel about this. This might be a trap set by the Dems to get Trump charged with three counts of felony assault of an elder over 65.

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Mexicola1976 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait- even if you're over 65, you can't assault someone who is the same age or older? That seems like it would be hard to enforce as fights at nursing homes aren't uncommon.

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keffman77 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy fuck boys! Buy your popcorn now while it's still on the shelves!

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okVapor 4 points ago +4 / -0

I CANT WAIT EITHER!

"You'd be in JAIL" - Donald Trump

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AtlasHug 4 points ago +4 / -0

That makes two of us. I can't wait either.

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Jaqen 4 points ago +4 / -0

You can hardly complete a sentence Joe.

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MisterBishop1942 3 points ago +3 / -0

He can promise them because he won’t be the one debating. It will be a last minute switch to a different candidate for the dems.

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dubler6 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why does he have a teleprompter for a press conference?

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edxzxz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because he's senile and retarded - if they don't tell him what to say, he tells leg hair and corn pop stories.

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WU_HAN_FRU 3 points ago +3 / -0

What Three-Finger Joe really needs is for somebody to change his diaper.

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LionTed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden on the debate stage... maybe we can learn about roaches.

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HongKongFluey 3 points ago +5 / -2

I kinda thought Trump was gonna skip debates since the moderators are so unfair. Why should he do any?

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TheInteriorDesigner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because they're going to be the most watched debates ever.

Get your popcorn ready, it's going to be great.

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HongKongFluey 3 points ago +5 / -2

Well the 2016 debates weren’t his best but I’m sure he’ll clean up this time. Still would be nice to walk away from the whole circus and send the senile fuck home. You know the moderators can be so nasty to him.

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Doochebag 3 points ago +3 / -0

There’s no way they let Biden be onstage with Trump.

It will probably be Skype or something.

And in either case, Biden WILL have the questions before hand.

“Any two guys fighting for money, no way the fight is fair.” Redbelt (2008)