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Scuffers 64 points ago +64 / -0

being a lefty requires self-loathing.

part of that also means people tend not to look after themselves, so usually unfit, poor diet, bad hygiene, weird hair, etc etc...

normal, well adjusted people have self-respect, take their appearance seriously, can communicate with others effortlessly, etc etc.

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Captainzoomer 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm an attractive man and a bigfoot convention sounds awesome!

How attractive, you ask? I'd do me.

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MassRelay 15 points ago +15 / -0

The ugliness inside manifests itself outside. It is unavoidable.

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TearofLys 9 points ago +9 / -0

Some of them could be pretty if they tried, they just choose not to.

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SeleniteGrayAMG 49 points ago +49 / -0

I like how they pull on the car expecting it to stop...like soy power > horse power.

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Louis_131 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not anarchists, these are authoritarian communists. Anarchy implies totally different values

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jive-ass-turkey 6 points ago +6 / -0

His frustrated little punches at the end crack me up.

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Rainman 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why were the police allowing these assholes to block traffic? What do they expect to happen?

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deplorablepepe4 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is also my favorite observation. Even my dog would cock his head sideways if he saw that.

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irspow 31 points ago +31 / -0

Why in all of these types of videos where cars aren’t stopping is there people pushing on the front of the car as if they can stop it? Do they think this is the Marvel Universe?

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rabbidlemur 26 points ago +26 / -0

I really think they are that disconnected from reality that they think they can make even a small difference. Most people have experienced pushing a car when its in neutral, I think they are just associating that experience with the very different experience of pushing a car that is running.

They don't think things through, they are just reacting, thats the only way you jump on the hood of an SUV and claim you are the victim.

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PegasoSeiya 5 points ago +5 / -0

The funny thing is any basic SUV has at least 175 horsepower. A fit man (one not fed a diet of pure soy) can produce about 5 horsepower in short bursts. Meaning to stop a car flooring it, they would need at least 35 men at full power all at once just to keep it from moving forward. Now you’re talking about a basic v6 with 300 Horsepower and there’s no Amount of soy power stopping you.

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PegasoSeiya 2 points ago +2 / -0

Antifa might be able to fit 35 of their 80lb manlets. Probably not more than 2 of their “ladies” though.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 9 points ago +9 / -0

I always get a laugh out of that. Even a crappy little Ford Fiesta packs enough torque to shove its way through a a dozen people, no sweat.

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nmipede 10 points ago +10 / -0

Username checks out.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 8 points ago +8 / -0

This gives me an idea for horde repellent: fill your windshield washer with bear mace and hose up some mister fittings on your grill. Just be sure to keep your AC on recirculate at all times.

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sordfysh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Problem then is you now have people being dragged by their shins attached to your vehicle. That's going to be a problem if there is a difference in drag (such as if you had a really fat dude on one side, and a small dude on the other) that can change very quickly (if the fat dude frees himself). You'll be unable to drive away quickly without hitting the side of a building.

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DeafMute 19 points ago +19 / -0

Communists lie.

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OrangeManSuperBad 18 points ago +18 / -0

I hope the little skank spends time in prison.

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zoober_floober 12 points ago +12 / -0

Gang of attackers converge and move into a vehicle's path when they see it approaching from a fair distance. A couple hundred yards or so.

Driver holds down horn, flashes headlights, and floors it. Holds a perfectly straight line. Never swerves, never lifts off the gas, never lets off the horn, never stops flashing the headlights.

Shek-looking angry slop-hog with pink hair and shit in her face relies on her comic book superpowers to stop the car with outstretched Jesus-arms and gets launched thirty feet into the air and a hundred feet down the road, landing as a stone-dead pile of meat, gut, and bone.

Car doesn't stop but drives straight to police station.

All caught on video from a dozen angles, and downloaded to the Net before its foreverness can be prevented.

What happens next?

A --- The new Mother Teresa Patron Saint of Blue Hair Staple Faces is born

or...

B --- The population of Planet Earth laughs so hard it registers on seismographs in Antarctica

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fthecoup 6 points ago +6 / -0

CHARGE THESE ASSHOES!

And how about you, BARR and DURHAM, When are you are going to charge the coup traitors?!?

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RIB4ever 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wtf is going through the heads of people who try to get in a shoving match with a car. "I wanna be on the news tonight"? "Soros promised me a bonus if I squared up with 2-ton piece of machinery"?

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PartandParcel 4 points ago +4 / -0

I bet the American ppl hate these commies.

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Jabron661 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stupid cunt is lucky to be alive.

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SemperFree 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did they think they could stop the vehicle? Watching too many Marvel movies I think. Think they are going to hulk out or get the powers of Thor?

None of these protests are peaceful not Constitutional.

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RedditDotLose 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe she thought her hair was a stoplight?

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July_1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) aw yiss I love false police reports

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ergert5 2 points ago +2 / -0

Burn the witch

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NoahGav 2 points ago +2 / -0

I seriously wish some of these people would just run straight through them. Although I'm glad they don't because they would probably be executed and forced to vote for Biden.

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SharkTeamTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Correction - They ARE sending their best.

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Mrs_Fonebone [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

You are correct!

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Louis_131 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is there any way for anyone to file charges here? Because we all SEE the problem, but who can actually bring the charges about? Only the driver, or can anyone do something?

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMG A CRIME?!?!?!

OOOoooooohhh.

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ronaldcamillo123 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn. Had a great opportunity to slam on the brakes. Why don’t the pretty girls protest? Always the ugly, angry ones.

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Bigsweaties 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need more thump thumps to go with the honk honks