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Beef_Vegan 320 points ago +321 / -1

Oppressed humans protesting for freedom vs free humans protesting for oppression. I'm on board.

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Anticen 18 points ago +19 / -1

Jesus FUCKING Christ!

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behemoth887 15 points ago +15 / -0

well that gives everybody a valid reason to just run protesters over as far as i'm concerned

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kenitzka 3 points ago +3 / -0

Still seemed like the driver held back from full throttle after being shot at. Wtf.

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Meddlesom 9 points ago +9 / -0

Enemy combatants.

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MegaMagaManX 18 points ago +18 / -0

Even exchange, both get what they are protesting for

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cook_does 10 points ago +10 / -0

It’s a fair trade deal! Out with the Biazou’s

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Necrovoter 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yours is is the most succinct and accurate summary of the leftists I've yet seen. You are hereby awarded the Pepe Heart.
https://i.imgur.com/bmnTPqb.png

If cows had been around at the time, I think this guy would have been a Beef Vegan as well: https://i.imgur.com/0UJhgCL.png

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EpicPede -1 points ago +2 / -3

More immigration is the last thing we need.

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meateatercat 104 points ago +104 / -0

Any commies wanting to go to China can choose either a plane or helicopter

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rubberkidney 2 points ago +2 / -0

they cant all be dbz abridged....

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Houdini 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't you diss them or I'll send you to the SUN! :)

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Mama2girliez2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

I got 5 on it.

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meateatercat 2 points ago +2 / -0

They only need half anyway

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brsmith77 18 points ago +18 / -0

Unfortunately, due to covid19 precautions, doors will have to be removed from all helicopters.

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh look, they’re flying!

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OnlyAmerica 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd give them a kick start!

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Mr-J 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lol like they would actually move to china if they were offered a free one-way ticket with all their possessions, they are LARPERS

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Meddlesom 1 point ago +1 / -0

The fuckers wouldn't even make good on their threat to move to Canada, and that's a cucked paradise to them.

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ButMyFeelings 3 points ago +3 / -0

Deport ‘em all!

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Art-Vandelay41 10 points ago +10 / -0

It’s my money and I need it now

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Donarudo_Taranpu 6 points ago +6 / -0

Call J. G. Wentworth!

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Bouldabassed 11 points ago +11 / -0

Same as long as they dont ruin the country by voting like retatds. But then again this is HK we are talking about. They have seen this bullshit up close. They'd probably vote more based than the average american.

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OkieRedPiller 5 points ago +8 / -3

“Hey sailor, love you long time”

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Isaiah53 6 points ago +7 / -1

(Shoves beads up your ass.)

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RedpilledAndReady 32 points ago +33 / -1

This has been the best trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever.

Trump, probably.

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0regonPatriot 32 points ago +32 / -0

As an Oregonian, I approve this message.

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Scrotox 22 points ago +22 / -0

As a fellow Oregonian, I couldn't possibly concur more

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TearsMakeTheBestAmmo 14 points ago +14 / -0

As a rando on the internet, I think you two are 110% right.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ditto - do we use the docks at PDX for convenience, or drag 'em all the way to Longview to more easily load them up in bulk for their trip to the CCP?

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XcaliburCaliber 8 points ago +8 / -0

Third Oregonian here. I approve this message.

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Peppers 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ditto

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stormybanks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Another Oregonian approving this message.

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Modus_Pwninz 30 points ago +30 / -0

"So...where's the Starbucks in this rice patty? I'm useless without my morning latte."

...and that's how Jared discovered the bullet.

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FascistPects 2 points ago +2 / -0

Soy vey

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Isaiah53 8 points ago +8 / -0

No take-backsies.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was thinking they could converse with their new Uighur friends at the slave factories...

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Not_My_Real_Acct_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

"why are you removing my organs?!"

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SR91Aurora 2 points ago +2 / -0

A few winters being rented to the Russians to build roads in Siberia will toughen their character.

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turanian_552 27 points ago +27 / -0

Would love to see how long the larping wannabe Antifags would last in Communist China (or, for that matter, in Stalin's Soviet Union).

The university 'professors' amongst them would be the first to perish, as per ex KGB Yuri Bezmenov.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 18 points ago +18 / -0

The revolution is dependent on two things:

  1. Use weak minded and lazy people to push for your system by promising free shit.

  2. Once the system is implemented, kill all the weak minded and lazy because they'll just be a burden on the system.

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sordfysh 5 points ago +5 / -0

China and USSR wouldn't want them. They are activists and China doesn't like activists. They like obedient conformists.

It always surprises me when artists and artisans claim to want communism. There has never been an art scene in a Communist country that looks anything like the art scenes in a capitalist country. But then again, it's usually the lazy artists who want communism. The hard workers know what's up.

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Isaiah53 20 points ago +20 / -0

Didn't Trump recently take a ton of flack for suggesting that the US grant visas to commie-oppressed Hong Kongers?

Edit: Trump came under fire for legally supporting them:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/rachelsandler/2019/11/27/trump-signs-bill-in-support-of-hong-kong-protesters/#7867150e312f

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Erikabodereka 19 points ago +19 / -0

I am on board with this.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 17 points ago +17 / -0

We will even throw Seattle in.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oregon here. Get in line, please. :)

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 2 points ago +2 / -0

What about Cali? I think we, The American delegation, would throw them in for free.

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burkeburke 4 points ago +4 / -0

China already controls Hollywood, and I'm not sure the rest of it is that valuable, would they really want it?

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Forced labor is always in demand at FOXCONN.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey man, I'm trying to turn it around here. At least airlift my ass out and sell my overpriced property for a profit before we just give it away

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CommietownUSA 10 points ago +10 / -0

I wish POTUS would make this happen. We need patriots 🇺🇸🇺🇸, not commies.

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Transgirl_4_Trump 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'll take some based Hong Kong students any day!

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because what is China?

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duckstuck 7 points ago +7 / -0

How do we make this happen? It would be great for both parties.

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remember1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would love to take Hong Kong's economy into our fold. Something they've been building for a century thanks to FREE MARKETS.

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jennyfrutex 5 points ago +5 / -0

Send us CHINA IS ASSHOE guy.

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nimblenate 2 points ago +2 / -0

He is a legend.

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Zippythekid 5 points ago +5 / -0

God I would love that

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BritPedeMEGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oregon is quite harmless, hardworking, quiet and normal/nice people with lovely scenery outside the ‘Fisher Price: My First Communism’ playpen that is Portland. Going from the editors letters in the main newspaper, The Oregonian, seems the working stiffs of Portlandia are past tired of the kids endless larping.

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WassermanSchultz 4 points ago +5 / -1

I'm up for the trade.

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minotaurbeach 3 points ago +3 / -0

I vote, yes.

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Donaldtrump20-20 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’d take that deal. All our commies for all their patriots.

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Kolob 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can we? Please?

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kleindropper 3 points ago +3 / -0

BTW, I'm stealing this pic to troll people on Reddit if it's alright.

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leakmouth [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

It would be an honor

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climatetrumpfan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol the people in Hong Kong are more American than the soycuck commie citizens in portland. Yeah we need to trade.

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Terriblesubreddit1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I still believe the photo on the left was a CCP photo op for propaganda to distribute to the mainland that the US is trying to interfere. Photo on the right? Fuck those guys

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DiocletianQ3T 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can we just trade the entire city of Portland for Hong Kong?

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MarcusAurelius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh, I'd love this 1000x. Let everyone in Portland that wants to live in a Communist utopia move to Hong Kong. And let everyone in Hong Kong who doesn't want to live under the boot of authoritarians to move to Portland.

This will be the best trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever.

No take backsies.

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QuantumBit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some time back, there was a suggestion to offer a swap of Hong Kong for Puerto Rico...

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wonderfreeheromale 2 points ago +2 / -0

The hkers would all have a great time in the US and the Marxist would all finally understand reali communism from the gulags, but atleast they could finally make up for their white privilege there...

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Afeazo 2 points ago +2 / -0

There has never in the history of humanity been a successful, non-oppressive communist government.

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Ironlabel 2 points ago +2 / -0

What I find funny is the irony. The tards on the right part of the photo seriously think they are just like the people fighting for freedom in Hong Kong. They seriously can not see the difference between them.

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AbsurdOpinion 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone else blown away by the irony of Pelosi, Schummer and the rest fraudulently going after Trump for russian collusion and then when anarchists and domestic terrorists hold up a hammer and sickle these same dems kneel before it?

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EastwoodUSA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn commies hate their lives so they make your life a misery too! We need a final solution for these clowns!

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days_of_being_mild 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump could grant asylum to Hong Kongers via executive order.

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DonaldTrumpTill2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

The SJW snowflake antifa BLM rioters would be begging to come back to the US after a couple months in China.

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK <---- THIS FUCKING ONE!!!

KEK

KEK

KEK

KEK

KEK

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Free helicopter rides!

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 2 points ago +2 / -0

I live close enough to Portland- where do you want me to drop 'em off again for shipment to the PRC? Docks on the North end of town should be convenient enough, yes?

(I won't even bitch about Uwijamaya being too crowded with the newly arrived folks from HK.)

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badorangeman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Antifa 4 communist labor. Make the trade deal. We get hong kong refugees and they get free Antifa labor. Win Win.

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JustInTime2_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Definitely. Throw in New York & Portland for free.

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kerouac199 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, been saying this for while. We call this a win win, they will be happy in their communist prisons, and we get more pro American people.

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Flptplt 2 points ago +4 / -2

Unfortunately, this is where you guys are dead wrong. We definitely should not bring in any more foreigners to America. That's how we got into the shape we're in in the first place. Foreigners seem very conservative and freedom-loving when they're living in another country, they arrive in America, and suddenly what they want is identity politics and socialism.

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Italians_Invented_2A 9 points ago +9 / -0

Extreme vetting.

Seriously, why doesn't Trump set up a test. Hundreds of multiple choice questions to find out if someone believes in the American constitution before they arrive.

Example of a question in the test:

Do people need an AR-15 ?

1) Yes

2) No

3) Not your fucking business what people need, commie!

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Dallasguy 6 points ago +7 / -1

HK protestors fear communism and hate China. They can live at my house.

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Isaiah53 6 points ago +7 / -1

As a former NYC resident, Hong Kongers keep a very low profile, eschew Chinatown...for obvious reasons, and work like dogs to be successful.

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youngbosnia 2 points ago +2 / -0

First generation immigrants are usually conservative. 2nd and 3rd generation is when it usually goes off the rails.

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SmugFrog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just like most young people. The reason why that happens is not because they have some sort of genetic predisposition to vote a certain way as some would suggest, but because of Marxist indoctrination in academia. We have to go after the root of the problem.

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Flptplt 1 point ago +1 / -0

All right, so we'll bring them here, and then we will spay and neuter them?

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SlickVic 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish we could trade these people 😔

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HillarySucks843 2 points ago +2 / -0

How can a person wave the communist flag like that and think they are the good guy