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posted ago by fkn_lost_my_password +422 / -1
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deleted 27 points ago +27 / -0
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humped2424 11 points ago +11 / -0

It’s been 2 more weeks since March

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MegaMagaManX 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fucker ruined St Patrick's day, Easter, my b-day, Cinco de mayo, mother's day, father's day, memorial day, and now independence day. Fuck living in fear!

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thisisatestof2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Also state/county fairs in early fall and likely Halloween and Christmas events will be cancelled as well.

Not just the events, but people's lives, who haven't been able to pay bills, watched their life work disappear, etc.

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fjobb 5 points ago +5 / -0

2 weeks to <current slogan>! You aren’t anti-science are you? (In centuries past this would be where they said anti-religion, and you would be burned at the stake or whatever he punishment du jour was)

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TripleBlack 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's happening with them covids, Fauci?

Five weeks, Turkish.

It was 2 weeks 5 months ago.

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PutinPaganda 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah I dont get why its bad... death rate would be like .01% by then.

We were ALWAYS counting (all) deaths so this number can only be revised Down. Not to mention what an increase of Cases at a 100k/day rate will do...

In the haste to make things appear worse they might actually discover the truth, when again the hospitals are empty and needless deaths occur.

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Smubbs 0 points ago +1 / -1

Masks don’t work

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skumario 17 points ago +17 / -0

He's got that Nazi look.

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skumario 2 points ago +2 / -0

More like Herr Engelbert von Smallhausen (Allo Allo TV Series). https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/00/Von_smallhausen.png/220px-Von_smallhausen.png

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Mr_Pink 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes! And somehow even more smug.

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Three6nine 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yep and just like the other time when it was "14 days to flatten the curve" BS he said the worst is yet to come .....Boo boogeyman nonsense

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keithkman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Reduce testing to European levels and then open up the US.

The left complained about lack of testing months ago knowing if we ramped up testing it would give more positive and negative results. Then they only report on the positive cases without disclosing total tested.

Very dishonest.

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JustInTime2_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

He thinks too much of himself. Pharma Fauci.

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No_Fun_Allowed 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuck off, Hoggle.

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fuqdup 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, he hunted faeries, he was a bad ass!

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bouki 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who gives a fuck what this soy commie douchebags says?

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daty_dato 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why can't someone say to him.. SO WHAT? Ask him how many are dying from Wuhan virus. Ask him why the covid test also registers positive for the common cold virus. Ask him what the fuck society is supposed to do when all of their vaccines don't work/are about as effective as the flu vaccine. This entire episode will go down in history as the most moronic thing we've ever done.

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Witulo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Be afraid until the public votes for Democrats you vermin

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SchittsMethDealer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wouldn't that many new cases, along with daily deaths being so few, mean a death rate less than getting raped by an alien (space alien, not Mexican) during an all-white BLM protest?

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OrangeManBased 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey FauXi: Fauc off!

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fjobb 1 point ago +1 / -0

We may be invaded by fucking aliens to, should we just destroy everything in preparation for that as well?

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Smurfection 1 point ago +1 / -0

A savant of mediocrity and bureaucratic paper pushing. He has nothing of worth to say and ate up his fifteen minutes like he really believed he was something special.

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thelastlast 1 point ago +1 / -0

why does Trump not hang him

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PapaPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, testing will be 10x what it was and they will apply the old standard to it. Even with the common cold testing positive