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IncredibleMrE1 152 points ago +153 / -1

Sleepy nearly called one of the fake journos a lying dog-faced pony soldier today. I was shocked and disappointed that he stopped himself.

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Senor_payaso 25 points ago +26 / -1

Wasn't it the fox news reporter?

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 72 points ago +74 / -2

Yes. I saw too He paused, way to long. Unnatural … I bet he has a shock collar. And his handler press the “shock” button.

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Fester_USMC 28 points ago +29 / -1

THIS

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IncredibleMrE1 21 points ago +22 / -1

Kek. It's probably true.

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bangbus 25 points ago +26 / -1

My god, that’s probably true. Someone needs to get a scanner that can measure if a radio control receiver is running on all the bands the FCC allows and then try to jam it and fuck with it.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 9 points ago +10 / -1

Yep. Can only medicate him so much.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes!!!!!! Just like Hillary’s “back brace” aka machine to keep her alive

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

The back brace. Lol

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Necrovoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dying Hog Faced Fighter... Thing!

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MakeAmericaGreat9 1 point ago +1 / -0

I took it like he was joking. It seems to me before he finishes his line, he quits like was "mocking" Trump in jest.

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Scumbag-reddit 69 points ago +77 / -8

Alright, now I'm feeling sorry for him.

Not bad, but sorry. He's being paraded around as some puppet and he's absolutely clueless.

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PensivePatriot 16 points ago +16 / -0

He sexually assaulted my coworker's mother.

I put her in touch with Tara Reade's lawyer.

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TaggartCiscontinenta 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh shit. Can we hear more? Please? Wait, let me make some popcorn first.

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PensivePatriot 11 points ago +11 / -0

She was giving him a tour of their unit (she’s a military nurse) and in their gowning station he jumped her and started sucking her neck.

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TaggartCiscontinenta 7 points ago +7 / -0

Good Lord. What a degenerate. That is so bizarre I don’t doubt it in the slightest. Nice call referring her to that attorney. Thanks for replying.

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PensivePatriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

I was utterly stunned when she mentioned it at work; it just stopped me dead in my tracks— a total record scratch moment.

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WestCoastG 0 points ago +1 / -1

When did this take place?

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PraiseBeToScience 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes but have you considered that orange man bad?

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Flipbarryfromreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Molests and rapes children*********

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HighEmergy 21 points ago +22 / -1

Don't feel sorry for him; remember that Sleepy Joe is also Creepy Joe.

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bangbus 9 points ago +10 / -1

And Quid Pro Joe. And Jim Crow Joe.

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Nezock_theKnight 4 points ago +4 / -0

I prefer to call him Joe-Pedo Biden. In fact, my auto check always changes Joe to Joe-Pedo. Thankfully I don't talk to many Joe's.

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Ashigaru 41 points ago +42 / -1

CNN: Trump campaign tweets doctored video with color alteration, misleading viewers into thinking that this is old historical footage.

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TheSwiftPepe 15 points ago +16 / -1

Joe Biden: No I didn’t!

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 33 points ago +35 / -2

Elder abuse

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MakeSpaceGreatAgain 18 points ago +19 / -1

Governor Cuomo would blush

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ProphetOfKek 5 points ago +5 / -0

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look fat, push-up contest now!

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

Ssshhhhhh

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Aluminoti 19 points ago +20 / -1

Can't spell dementia without Dem

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

Uummmuuummm. Uuummm. My name is Dog Face Poney Soldier. And I’m running for………… something

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GuerillaYourDreams 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or demented! Or demonic!!

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

It’s hilarious. Uummm. Uuummm. I dropped my notes that had the answers to Questions u are gonna ask me. Lol.

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breakingwheel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Indeed. This is fucking hilarious. But yeah expecting Twitter to delete his Tweet for harassment/bullying/fakenews/<insert made up bullshit reason here>....yadda yadda yadda

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Colliri3 12 points ago +14 / -2

God damn, what are the debates going to be like? The mean part of me wants GEOTUS to utterly destroy and humiliate Joe, but the rest of me says this is already elder abuse. Just let the man fade away quietly.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 11 points ago +12 / -1

Just let the man fade away quietly.

No!!! Let’s have 25 Debates!!!

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Colliri3 3 points ago +4 / -1

I'm fine with that as well. I'd bet his handlers would come up with some excuse involving the Rona or something to beg out of it though

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Daisymae 7 points ago +8 / -1

What are they really planning, because it's hard to imagine his handlers want the debates to take place.

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Art-Vandelay41 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think the Democrats are gonna try to turn Joe into the drunk “hold me back” guy at the bar who has his friends holding him back so he can’t fight, because he doesn’t actually want to fight.

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 6 points ago +7 / -1

> he thinks the debates will actually happen

Trust me, literally everyone involved in planning/hosting/participating knows they would be ending with Biden trying to rub Trump’s leg hairs whole screaming about pony dogs. The Dems will do everything in their power to make sure he doesn’t get anywhere near a stage with The Don on it

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BoardTrumpTrain45 9 points ago +11 / -2

These videos bashing Biden are good, but they have to mix in some pro Trump stuff. They need to highlight the positives because so much BS from media and one fake story to the next people can forget things.

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MNPatriot87 5 points ago +5 / -0

He needs to discredit Biden first. Make him super unpalatable to the average normie.

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1080pleb 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pro Trump/Pro America vids do exist too, for example the Uber driver one last week or so.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yep. We know Trump is best. We must share to the world. THE TRUTH!!!

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clottin_eye_joe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Here's the deal, jack. Her vagina smelled like the Great Depression, and that's where I learned about roaches. Corn Pop told me to stop sniffing my shag carpet, he was a bad dude. Anyways listen fat, ice cream don't have legs

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IndyTrumper 6 points ago +7 / -1

You ever wonder, knowing what we do, Hillary is a programmed agent, Michael Obama is a man, have they chipped Joe and he's too dumb to keep up with the words in his head?

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neoPede 3 points ago +4 / -1

Inspiring

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yep. Inspires others to vote for TRUMP 2020

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Louisianative 3 points ago +4 / -1

Lmfao. This guy reminds me of Patrick when he’s trying to order from the Krusty Krab. I'll have the uhh...uhhhh....uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

I never thought of that. !!! It does.

Dreams come true at theDonald.win

Patrick - For Here or To Go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqbFblAQN0c

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CashMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Honestly it's kind of sad.

They're parading this obviously senile old man around, having him run for office when he needs to be at home being cared for by his family during his final years.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes. But his handlers want to get to America’s piggy bank. So this will keep going on till he gets Covid-19 and gets replaced

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Tenspot20 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's like watching Cabbage grow.

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 3 points ago +4 / -1

I bet when you rev the microwave up, Joe Biden pisses his pants and forgets his name for uh, uh, uh, fifteen minutes.

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Fester_USMC 2 points ago +3 / -1

Not since they replaced the metal plate in his head with a plastic one

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 1 point ago +2 / -1

That’s too bad Eddie.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Lol. Uummm uuummm. Mmmmm. Biden has Dementia and he’s a crook !!!

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ConditionalFeels 3 points ago +4 / -1

oh wow

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

Trump Best President ever!!!

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Tenspot20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Elect Slow Biden for naps, day-dreams and sleepy-times!

Moving at the speed of a blocked digestive tract and nearly as explosive!

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Moving at the speed of a blocked digestive tract

That sounds painful. Just like listening to Biden form a cognitive spoken thought

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Bulacounty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Savage.

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Dallasguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

If he were human I would almost feel sorry for the old demented bastard.

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Gunmolester 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember this movie..its called...its.um...oh you know the movie!!!

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123breadman 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's you know...the thing

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep

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2SCOOPS2TERMS410 2 points ago +2 / -0

ThIs iS dOcToReD

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep!!!

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Captain-Covfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fake news - no hair / minors were sniffed.

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driveshack 2 points ago +3 / -1

Watch it now before its censored folks.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] -1 points ago +1 / -2

Yep.

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GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

Uhh...

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Winter_Is_Coming2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

I didn’t see it in any previous comments, I think it is hugely important: at 00:20 he stopped Talking to bend over to pick something up. He is supposedly on national TV, talking to national news media, WTF was on the ground near him that was so important that he stop talking to bend over to pick it up? A young girl’s hair scrunchie?

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asiatrails 2 points ago +2 / -0

Flame on full

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Kek_Johnson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sad.

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Luthien13 2 points ago +2 / -0

If the debates actually happen they’ll be an absolute slaughter.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes. They will.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes. That too

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GraboidBiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn this is sad. Were is his family?

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Lol. The don’t call him “Sleepy Joe” for nothing.

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outofsync42 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is trump war room actually by trump or just a pede doing the lord's work?

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is trump war room actually by trump or just a pede doing the lord's work?

Managed by the #TeamTrump 2020

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outofsync42 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice!!

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thefastestdon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Manipulated media! REEEEE

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RealityCalling 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking hilarious

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Pres_Trump 2 points ago +3 / -1

Joe Biden can go suck a dick in a old folks home where he belongs.

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SweetBeef 2 points ago +3 / -1

JoeyFingers

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Jsmitty112 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL! Fucking gold!

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BeanieGuac 2 points ago +2 / -0

CRINGE

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Ez_mac 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol these are so funny they never get old

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TwilightSparkle 2 points ago +2 / -0

If Joe behaves this way during the debates it's going to be legendary.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep

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Magalicious 2 points ago +2 / -0

Elder Abuse

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Gold-Eyed-Cat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is one of the hardest I’ve laughed in a while lmao GEOTUS really does have the best team!!!!!!

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is one of the hardest I’ve laughed in a while lmao GEOTUS really does have the best team!!!!!!

Yep. There will never be another Trump

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BrianSolo 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s starting to become a little sad.

How can anyone support this person to run the world’s superpower? I’ll never understand.

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MAGABrick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this a dementia research ad? Where can I send money to help?

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Send all dollars to Trump2020

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vynepa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking splitting my sides

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hereticpatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is labeled as manipulated video or whatever bullshit excuse they’re using today?

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

No doubt.