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AppalachianTactical 101 points ago +104 / -3

Good god, pede. I support you in your efforts.

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 76 points ago +99 / -23

Id suck a fart out of her ass so hard that her forehead would cave in.

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googurt 44 points ago +46 / -2

I actually laughed at this. Fucking nasty. lol.

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Gunsareforfun 7 points ago +10 / -3

Hell, I'd pee in her butt and I think butt stuff is degenerate

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deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
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GoldenPotatoRequiem 25 points ago +25 / -0

what the fuck

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YourMamma57 24 points ago +27 / -3

Lmao

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 23 points ago +26 / -3

Ugh, way to fuck the post up....

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lurkwellmyfriends 12 points ago +13 / -1

The username makes this comment that much better.

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spezisapedo 6 points ago +7 / -1

CCP is pedo. chinese child pom

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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HighVoltage 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep, user name checks out.

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MAGA_Fuckhead 45 points ago +46 / -1

MAGA-Dating.com please

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B0N3R 31 points ago +31 / -0

.win*

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Fuck 14 points ago +15 / -1

Gon get so many leftie trolls on that

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Tallgingergirl 23 points ago +23 / -0

Yeah, bc they want the alpha D lmao. I'm female and I have had lefty girlfriends (not now thankfully) talk to me about how they fantasize about male 45 supporters 😆 of course they do, they just go with soi boys bc they can control them, sleep around on them and it gives them a sense of power to do all that.

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Systemdotoutdotprint 13 points ago +13 / -0

Where the hell are you from? I live in the leftist shithole that is New Jersey and the amount of shit my female cousin(who I used to room with) and her friends talk about how much they hate men who support trump is astonishing. Not to mention I’ve had girls walk out on me on first dates because I said I was a second amendment loving, god fearing trump supporter... maybe it was because I am white /s

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DeusVultIntensifies 11 points ago +11 / -0

Nothing wrong with you Pede. The based girls get snatched up pretty quick so the single ones are harder to find. Plenty of obese, blue haired leftists to choose from should you decide you need an ex-wife.

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Systemdotoutdotprint 3 points ago +3 / -0

Might as well become a priest at this point

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Tallgingergirl 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm in the Heartland, doll 😊

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Tallgingergirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are. I realized I just couldn't hang with slutty, hateful cunts (pardon my French). I am a one guy woman and very loyal, not to mention they put me down a lot and I like to lift other women up 🤷‍♀️

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spezisapedo 4 points ago +6 / -2

go find a real girl.

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MAGA_Fuckhead 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trying! Utilizing all available options!

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ViperBugatti 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've met up with some MAGA girls before NHL games at the local bars before heading inside the arena. Pretty much the only sport that hasn't bowed down to the PC bullshit. Depending on where you live thats always an option. Still a great time even if you don't find any and chances are high to find at least 1. Literally every girl I know who watches is pretty based.

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spezisapedo 3 points ago +3 / -0

every second you are online dating (which is super rigged against the regular guy), you are not improving yourself! You will have way better luck finding a hobby. I totally get that COVID has kinda fucked any single person, so dont get too down about it.

When I tried online dating I matched with one girl... the one I already knew in real life and was going out with lol.

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MAGA_Fuckhead 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dude I have tons of advanced hobbies, I'm fit etc etc.. just trying to maximize my opportunities to meet MAGA-babes

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 2 points ago +2 / -0

So fucking true. Online dating (at least where I live in MI is such a shit show) nothing but land whales and freaks.

But it's tough meeting single girls after you leave college.

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Byebyegurgy 36 points ago +37 / -1

I saw on their reddit that they were going to get one.

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deleted 25 points ago +30 / -5
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LilBuddyRem 20 points ago +20 / -0

I came for the hotties, but where’s Trump? #OrangeHottiesMatter

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Provisticus 15 points ago +17 / -2

I too would like to know the answer. Sooner rather than later I hope!

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magaboner247 15 points ago +16 / -1

My username checks out

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phibetared 13 points ago +15 / -2

hmmm... sticky?

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Truly_anonymous1 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was actually more on the slippery side

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inamorato79 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is something I can get behind

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Tronald_Dump 6 points ago +6 / -0

or under or on top of for that matter

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deleted 10 points ago +10 / -0
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NormaJeanRocks 10 points ago +12 / -2

Do it mods!

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Hugo1000 8 points ago +8 / -0

Only aspect of reddit I miss after deleting my account!

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AtomicShnoz 8 points ago +9 / -1

!

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Lord_Nekro 7 points ago +7 / -0

In all seriousness is there an actual dating site for Trump supporters that isn't a cluster fuck trying to use?

Starting to feel like I'm a lone lion in NorCal

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monskiactual 3 points ago +4 / -1

farmers only you could also meet girls at church.

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Trump_2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

o7

Ye~

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Angry_Pacifist 4 points ago +4 / -0

there is nothing in this picture I don't like

well except the floor, but that doesn't count

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GodGunsGuitars 4 points ago +4 / -0

That suit will help her swim faster I’m sure!

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TheMadManDidItAgain 4 points ago +5 / -1

Agreed... where are we supposed to take care of our freedom boners?

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HolaPendejos 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh snap

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lurkwellmyfriends 3 points ago +3 / -0

you got served

Is she here btw? I hope so.

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trauncher 3 points ago +3 / -0

Republican Women are HOT HOT HOT!

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knightofday 3 points ago +4 / -1

Hmnnnggggg All American cot dayum

Guaranteed she doesn’t have a dick either, ain’t even gotta check.

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Truly_anonymous1 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol what a concept

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auntjemima 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aunt JeMIMA!!

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deadBeefCafe2014 3 points ago +3 / -0

We do have the best lady pedes. Believe me!

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EricCharliemella 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well would you look at that. I'd take her out to a nice restaurant and treat her with respect like a gentleman.

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PartandParcel 3 points ago +3 / -0

We got the best lady pedes

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45isthebomb 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet she tastes like cotton candy

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Truly_anonymous1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wild flowers and butterscotch

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CloudControl 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm taking auditions. DM me.

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johnrambo 2 points ago +3 / -1

We should make a Hotties for Biden and fill it with pics of him sniffing children.

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ekos640 2 points ago +4 / -2

HottiesForTrump.win = because hotties for Trump win.

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happyfeetmah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bump :)

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John1969 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tongue fuck the fart box.

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DemsH8America 2 points ago +2 / -0

HOLY Smokes... Many Lil' Pedes would be made!!

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trumpizkewl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was gonna say "time to simp" but I don't simp and that ain't mediocre

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HubriantNectarine 2 points ago +2 / -0

😍

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flashersenpai 2 points ago +2 / -0

Email the mods or whatever

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Hivetyrant36 2 points ago +2 / -0

Send some my way, I'm single.

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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ayyyyeee mama!

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kidfromtheplayground 1 point ago +3 / -2

Id eat that like the Shoneys breakfast bar all you can eat buffet. Whew lad I need to get on outta here.

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KonyHawk_ProSlaver 1 point ago +6 / -5

Hornyposting is gay.

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magaboner247 1 point ago +4 / -3

Appreciating the intrinsic beauty of the female form is not simping.

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ZombiWurm 1 point ago +1 / -0

We are happy to have you right here.

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lurkwellmyfriends 1 point ago +4 / -3

PhysicalRemoval.win when?

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PolyArmored 1 point ago +12 / -11

Yes, Please. So we can banish the thots to a controlled containment zone. This is Deus Vult territory.

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ladypede_killer [S] 2 points ago +9 / -7

you mean puritan evangelical territory? nah, it's not. luckily, your containment zone is already up and running

you're welcome -----------------> https://consumeproduct.win/

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rooftoptendie 4 points ago +4 / -0

did someone say puritan evangelical?!?!? where de raw turnips at?

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AtomicShnoz -5 points ago +10 / -15

Princess, your feet are beautiful in those sandals. The curves of your thighs are like jewelry made by an artist.

Your navel is like a round cup[b]; may it never be without wine. Your belly is like a pile of wheat surrounded by lilies.

Your breasts are like twin fawns of a young gazelle.

Your neck is like an ivory tower. Your eyes are like the pools in Heshbon near the gate of Bath Rabbim. Your nose is like the tower of Lebanon that looks toward Damascus.

Your head is like Carmel, and the hair on your head is like silk. Your long flowing hair captures even a king.

You are so beautiful and so pleasant, a lovely, delightful young woman!

You are tall— as tall as a palm tree. And your breasts are like the clusters of fruit on that tree.

I would love to climb that tree and take hold of its branches.

May your breasts be like clusters of grapes and your fragrance like apples.

May your mouth be like the best wine, flowing straight to my love, flowing gently to the sleeper’s lips.

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MAGA_mantis 6 points ago +8 / -2

Ok romeo

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Gunslinger1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

So thirsty

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AtomicShnoz 1 point ago +4 / -3

Amen Brother

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HonkNJhonk 5 points ago +6 / -1

Did you study the blade? The only thing you left out was a M’Lady.

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independentbystander 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's Biblical (Song of Solomon)

: )

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HonkNJhonk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh man. Thanks for the clarification!

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spezisapedo 4 points ago +4 / -0

BLEH.

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spezisapedo 2 points ago +3 / -1

Quick tip, 'Carmel' sounds like a stripper, while caramel is a delicious treat. But honestly, don't talk to women for a few years.

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SouthernPatriot -10 points ago +3 / -13

When you grow tits.

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Timor -18 points ago +26 / -44

Never, Stop promoting the objectification of women and the destruction of the family block. Porn is Porn no matter how it is done, WE don't need thots coming here. WE don't need to encourage our daughters to whore out their bodies for likes.

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phibetared 22 points ago +26 / -4

How about a bathing suit competition - as part of a Miss Universe contest - which Trump owned?

It's ok to appreciate beauty. Some beauty ain't porn, no matter what the mean-faced lesbian sociology teachers tell you.

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ladypede_killer [S] 11 points ago +16 / -5

Stop promoting the objectification of women

shame, i was planning to read the rest of your comment

spez: as expected

heterosexuality REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • shills
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RealKAGGER 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude, it is time to get this going. We’ve only been talking about it for months.

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rooftoptendie 2 points ago +2 / -0

just shocked that the same freak who wrote stop the objectification is the same one joking about beating up a grandma.

i guess its more of like a jackiechanwtf.wtf

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rooftoptendie 2 points ago +2 / -0

now that ive caught you, maybe we should discuss your inheritance.

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DrGEOTUS 6 points ago +9 / -3

Is it the muslims or the neo puritan feminists that you identify with more?

Nothing wrong with beautiful confident women and nothing wrong with appreciating that beauty. In fact, its generally the starting point for many successful families. Just ask GEOTUS and his supermodel wife.

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lurkwellmyfriends 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't agree with the downvotes of your sentiment, but 'merica sir/ma'am.

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