If the past few weeks have taught us anything, it’s that stupidity spreads faster than any virus.

Can we still order Black Coffee?

Are Brownies being taken off the shelf?

Is White Castle changing its name?

I’m sure Cracker Barrel is screwed.

Can we still play Chinese Checkers?

Is it still called an Indian Burn?

I'm going to miss Snow White.

Boy, we have a long way to go. (Oops, didn't mean 'boy', just a slip of the tongue)

Are we the only country stupid enough to start a second civil war because we are offended by the first one?

So I think we can all agree that switching from ass whoopings to time outs didn’t have the outcome we had hoped for.