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MrBabySpam 279 points ago +280 / -1

The DDOS is ineffective. So what if pages take a little longer to load at least I know there is a soyboy crying his fucking eyes out somewhere.

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Italians_Invented_2A 188 points ago +188 / -0

I've noticed it today, but I wasn't sure if it was a DDOS....

Or if there're so many new pedes that this train needs to add new cars!

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WhitePowerRanger 62 points ago +62 / -0

Yes!

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1776-or-1984 46 points ago +47 / -1

and new engines!

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I_Am_Winston_Smith 33 points ago +33 / -0

No brakes!!

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Edxx3 19 points ago +19 / -0

And buy some new coats!

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bonjellu 11 points ago +11 / -0

QUAD BRICKS

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charwoman 7 points ago +7 / -0

And for desert, there's two scoops!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ludicrous bricks!

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ShyGuyLink 9 points ago +9 / -0

Shit you had my hopes up with that first bit 😭

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BestTimeToBAlive 3 points ago +3 / -0

The brick bot was over here for about a week or so... not sure where it went. Probably went haywire.

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stormdraintrooper 2 points ago +2 / -0

And the Trump Train.

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Afeazo 35 points ago +35 / -0

I have noticed our posts seem to be getting more upvotes now

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Sixty2ndAssassin 14 points ago +14 / -0

New users fucking exploded yesterday.

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Please_Clap 22 points ago +22 / -0

Re-Elections have consequences

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Amaroq64 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's amazing. I can't wait to say Trump won Reeeeee-election.

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rynotg12 7 points ago +7 / -0

Get this pede a brick and a coat!

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SpaceManBob 59 points ago +59 / -0

This right here. I get immense pleasure knowing some no life loser is sitting at his keyboard all day trying to DDoS us then crying himself to sleep when it doesn't work.

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skumario 29 points ago +29 / -0

Plenty of them low life losers in the Bay area.

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ralphw 17 points ago +17 / -0

like the entire Bay Area

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Cosmo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Chy-Na is more likely

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KekistanPM 16 points ago +16 / -0

They probably know it doesn't take the site down but they just want to see the Cloudflare prompt appear because it gives meaning to their otherwise useless lives.

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Necrovoter 12 points ago +12 / -0

Literally shaking so hard they can barely take a selfie to share with their pseudo friends to show how much they are suffering.

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workinating 3 points ago +3 / -0

And wasting their money paying for the DDOS cause they can't code - they're all polysci majors.

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Imransgarage 4 points ago +4 / -0

Better yet, some shit bag mid-level rabble rouser blowing his budget committing crimes that have zero effect on us.

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Imransgarage 6 points ago +8 / -2

Might want to check I think your shill is showing.

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Imransgarage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah I see just on 4chan not knowing who’s who.

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Amaroq64 26 points ago +26 / -0

As someone who knows a thing or two about computers, the funniest fucking part of this:

99% chance they're not a real hacker. They paid a real hacker group to have their botnet run the ddos. Hacker groups will have landing pages where you can make a payment and put in an IP address and the ddos automatically runs once they have their money.

They spent money on this ineffectual outcome.

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iVote 11 points ago +12 / -1

How utterly satisfying!!

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Dudemanfoo 8 points ago +8 / -0

NO REFUNDS!!!

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WestPalm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Feel the bern

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AllAmericanAdonis 7 points ago +7 / -0

If somebody sends a bogus DMCA notice to cloudflare they will reply with the IP of the origin server. This is why it's important to use a company like OVH (that already has pretty good flood ddos protection included) for a cheap dedicated server with nginx with connection rate limiting per IP AS A REVERSE PROXY to your real server hosted elsewhere. KEK.

You also need to send mail from an outside SMTP server or service so password reset emails don't end up revealing the true servers IP address. Amazon SES is good for outgoing mail.

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BritPedeMEGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can someone explain to dummy me if we can just log all the originating IPs or whatever bombarding the site and trying to figure out who and where it comes from?

Or if the site can 'learn' from all the dummies loading the site up with junk requests and block them somehow?

No expert but whats the odds it may come from correctthecuckrecord, move blue or whatever the crap they are called, $oreass eyebag McGinty, or the Democrats.

Would be curious to see if any of it came from Capitol hill....

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sagebrushfire 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then we figured out this guy who was sending DDOS attacks against us once a week was on the dole in England, and used most of his welfare money to just attack a forum that barely acknowledged him. 🤣😂 These people are pathetic.

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UnidentifiedWhiteMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, you can thank CloudFlare for that. lol

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4moreyears 85 points ago +85 / -0

They keep trying to slow us down...don't they know by now THE TRUMP TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES!

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Ohio1776 30 points ago +30 / -0

Choo choo!

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WhitePowerRanger 22 points ago +22 / -0

It’s like the little engine that could, except were the big engine that did.

Chugga chugga Choo Choo mutherfuckers!!!

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1st_Covfefe 12 points ago +12 / -0

The YUGE engine that WINS!

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TyrannyBuster 7 points ago +7 / -0

When the captcha wants you to find trains...

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MrBabySpam 3 points ago +4 / -1

MAGA-CAPTCHA

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CharethCutestory 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mod Gods, we need Trump Train bot.

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kish-kumen 4 points ago +4 / -0

No brakes? Only thing that can slow the acceleration is friction... But like universal expansion, that train keeps accelerating!

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OrenthalJamesObama 70 points ago +70 / -0

SO I LEARNED ABOUT ROACHES... I LEARNED ABOUT KIDS JUMPING ON MY LAP!

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Italians_Invented_2A 31 points ago +31 / -0

Look, fat

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MemeVendor 20 points ago +21 / -1

you aint black, Jack

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1st_Covfefe 12 points ago +12 / -0

You lying Dog Face!

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levarrishawk 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've been tested, and I’m constantly tested. Look, all you've got to do is watch me

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1st_Covfefe 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm calling it, Biden will shit his pants either on stage or on Skype before the election.

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WhitePowerRanger 13 points ago +13 / -0

Joe Biden is real life Michael Scott

Scott’s tots. Joes little hoes

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mintscape 51 points ago +51 / -0

Not really much of a DDOS when we have Cloudflare as it basically mean waiting a few extra seconds to access the site.

Totally pointless for the left to try that, same as the leftists that have been here trying to cause crap, they just get deported within minutes.

Best thing we ever did getting away from Reddit.

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nothankslol 13 points ago +13 / -0

It is a DDoS if you can get the backend IPs cloudflare is shielding.

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philandy 7 points ago +8 / -1

That's one of the purposes of dynamic IPs.

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nothankslol 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes, but dynamic IPs aren't a replacement for server hardening.

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philandy 4 points ago +5 / -1

I agree, way too slow and handshaky in the best of cases. My speediest solutions which were tiny (dozens of servers) was bypassing the bloat like the crappy logging and user profiles that Microsoft loves to hide (I assume in the group policies now). Never had any issues with our durable running for decades SPARCs and locked up Linux deploys. Wouldn't be surprised if that was only because the contracts, EULAs, (and I guess SLAs I never saw) didn't cover those!

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Jaqen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Again, your posts read as absolute pretender drivel. Please stop. I'd gladly do a line by line obliteration of your nonsense here but it is a waste of my time.

Just because this is not /r/sysadmin does not mean real sysadmins are not here reading this. Posts like yours are absolutely impossible to not reply to though as they not only infuriate actual technicians for being bullshit, but make us all look bad.

Microsoft webservers. Turning off logging. Mind boggling stupid shit dude, just stop.

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philandy -1 points ago +1 / -2

And flamer sysadmins like you're acting are a dime a dozen and never get credentials in my circles. Recently saw a colleague get let go for similar. Good luck ;)

How do you feel about decentralized networks?

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Jaqen 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I ever interviewed at an org that had a hiring manger that displayed your ineptitude, I'd most certainly decline any offer.

Then again, I've been doing this for two decades and don't really need to grovel at your feet, but the point stands that your posts here are hilariously bad. You're the epitome of tech buzzword salad and deflection when tasked with providing actual answers.

Which is fine, you are you and I am me. But don't shit up this forum with bad information, because people might run with it and embarrass themselves.

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Jaqen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Credentials are earned, not granted by gatekeepers, let alone pretenders.

Look, you may be an IT Manger that is in charge of several technicians, but your posts here clearly display your ineptitude. You're the person in the room spouting buzz words and causing the actual people who know the systems to cringe. You know something about technology, but not enough to actually provide real solutions, at least not ones that you execute yourself.

Really, think about it for a moment. Others here are already calling out your bullshit:

https://thedonald.win/p/GIJHKwBJ/x/c/12kFUMYfY4

What is the point to continually harp on a premise that is nonsense? Is it just a matter of pride?

I'd gladly take time out of my day to explain exactly what it is that you're not understanding about this topic. We can take it to private messages if you want. IN the end this can be a learning experience for both of us. Feel free to take me up on it and good luck. As long as you're voting for Trump, you and I are on the same train.

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Jaqen 4 points ago +6 / -2

Please expand on this.

Since you don’t know what you’re talking about, you won’t, but I also won’t miss the opportunity to point out your bs.

I hold you and the rest of the pedes here to a higher standard. Don’t make things up please. We are better than that.

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philandy 2 points ago +3 / -1

Dynamic IPs can be used to mask a range of available locations that can be changed or bridged as needed if any single IP is, say, DDOSed. A simple example that maybe everyone can do here is to consider the home internet and mobile internet in the same group that usually "smartly" turn off and on as mobile data and wifi go in and out of availability. A subnet mask on paper (and via the shell), if you will.

Would you like anything else elaborated on, or would you like some help finding a Networking in 2020 101 course?

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Jaqen 2 points ago +3 / -1

Oh, this is going to be good.

Please explain how the first paragraph applies to web hosting.

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Art-Vandelay41 6 points ago +6 / -0

nerd fight nerd fight!

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Jaqen 2 points ago +3 / -1

It would be, if the other guy had anything more to offer than a badly strung together litany of tech buzz words that have absolutely nothing to do with the topic of web hosting and denial of service mitigation strategies, let alone any coherence on their own.

If they ever reply back, you'll get your nerd fight alright.

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philandy -1 points ago +1 / -2

Sorry no, we're not mixing protocols.

However, did you know DHS is handling election security which means Biden is too weaksauce to even begin cheating?

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Jaqen 2 points ago +2 / -0

So, you're bowing out of the topic at hand (aka your technical bullshittery) but are now talking about election security?

Is this how you roll in real life? My pede, please self reflect. I'd be glad to have a beer with you sometime and be bros, but it won't go far if you're this full of shit in real life as you are on the internet.

Just be real man, honesty is the best policy. Take care.

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Jaqen 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'll rephrase it for your delicate sensibilities:

"Our discourse deserves respect, so comment in kind."

When we encounter made up nonsense, we call it out. We challenge assertions that lack factual basis. We apply the Socratic Method.

Without this, we devolve into the cesspool that is reddit. So if this demarcation makes me "higher than thou" then perhaps it is you that needs to reevaluate your perspective.

Facts don't care about your feelings either, regardless of who you voted for.

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Jaqen 1 point ago +1 / -0

You should respect the rules of discourse that are centuries old and prevent us from elevating lies and liars into positions they don't deserve. And you probably do respect them, but the person I replied to did not.

This tangent started because I called out someone bullshitting. Someone making stuff up to sound smart on the internet. Then you arrived to accuse me of either pedantry or ranting or whatever it is you are taking exception to.

Refutation of misinformation is of critical importance now more than ever. This community demands it, and stands starkly in opposition to its proliferation in the mainstream. We are all sick and tired of it and it is not welcome here for what should be obvious reasons. I merely provided a simple challenge to someone making up tech jargon, because lies hurt this community.

You'd do the same thing if you encountered a pretender spouting nonsense about a subject you happened to be well versed in. Or at least I hope you would, for the benefit of the rest of us here reading along.

Spare us the self flagellation, no one here is against you, yours truly included. But if you insist on telling me to lower my expectations on the level of discourse, prepare to be annoyed when I don't.

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AllAmericanAdonis 1 point ago +2 / -1

It's not hard to build your own ddos protection network. Just takes a little $$$.

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HRCsAssWikileaks 26 points ago +26 / -0

If you have to silence your opponents rather than rationalize why their wrong, you’re probably on the wrong side of the issue.

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HRCsAssWikileaks 6 points ago +6 / -0

For sure, that quote says it better than I can. I think it’s more like “if you cut out a mans tongue you don’t prove him wrong, only that you’re afraid of what he might say”

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Sixty2ndAssassin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Spoiler alert. We aren't and honestly after the last 3 seasons of the show I could not care less.

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TheosAboveAll 21 points ago +21 / -0

Was that what that was? i thought the sheer number of patriotic Americans coming to this website caused a choke, But this, this is even better, it seems the soyboy cucks are pooling in their unemployment checks to buy a shitty booter.

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TheosAboveAll 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can smell the pink and purple dye in their hairs over here.

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LastSonOfTheWest 19 points ago +19 / -0

Their butthurt tears are the fuel that drives us to victory!

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Bucktooth34 19 points ago +19 / -0

This is kind of crazy. I've never seen a website get so many ddos attacks. This is not cheap to do nor is easy.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 7 points ago +7 / -0

Alex Jones' sites were (are?) being attacked too, bigly.

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Bucktooth34 2 points ago +2 / -0

And probably hacked devices across the world, that is what make ddos attacks so effective!

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IcculusBased9 19 points ago +21 / -2

The beauty here is indescribable.

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GODGAMER 19 points ago +20 / -1

Where'd you get that picture of a Turkey representative?

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TheosAboveAll 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ah, a fellow intellectual.

God, Syria, Bashar.

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LordofNorthMesquite 9 points ago +9 / -0

No. Its a weak point. I hope it has been factored in.

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kagamaga 7 points ago +7 / -0

Somebody complained to Cloudflare about the site and demanded they take action against us. Cloudflare basically said they won’t do anything unless we engage in illegal activity.

Link

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AllAmericanAdonis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hell no. They can man in the middle our SSL anytime they want. They probably already do under a secret FISA order which intercepts our IP addresses, username, and password. I bet the feds have a secret real-time IP lookup API on all major ISP's in the US that can connect our residential ISP account info to our usernames here.

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Binski 10 points ago +10 / -0

Is that why I've been having to solve so many captchas today?

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Cyer6 8 points ago +8 / -0

Same here. Had to do at least 2 captchas. This attack has been going all afternoon and you know what, I DON'T CARE! It'll get cleared up later and when I return, there will be even more content to view. What a bunch of soi stained cucks.

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IAmBugs [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Havent got captchas i only got on a "scan (query) list"

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Amaroq64 3 points ago +3 / -0

Never got a captcha. It just "checks my browser" for a few seconds and then lets me in.

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LionTed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes

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fapoo 9 points ago +9 / -0

yes I have to wait a few more seconds for the page to load. OH NO!

Must support Biden now.

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bleep21k 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm new here - noticed a slow down from the previous days of visits and immediately thought DDOS...Wow.

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Tellguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get used to it occasionally happening. Usually if there is a big story. Cucks need to slow the spread of feisty memes.

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Based_In_Phx 4 points ago +4 / -0

User name checks out😂

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philandy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just another Biden meme. We all know it's hard to keep up with them. If you meet a Biden supporter...big if...ask them what kind of roach they identify as.

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TheRedPlanet 4 points ago +4 / -0

What is DDOS? I'm clueless.

Nevermind. I just looked it up.

https://www.cloudflare.com/learning/ddos/what-is-a-ddos-attack/

So basically some basement dweller is attacking our site to disrupt us. Like that will deter us. How stupid. Do they think we will be detered? Dumbasses

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WeinerLapTop 2 points ago +2 / -0

I dunno fellow caterpillar, im strongly considering Biden now.

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MAGAlikethis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that Mitt Romney?

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jimsite66 5 points ago +5 / -0

Heck no! It's that dastardly Pierre Delecto. Sheesh!

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JokerPede 3 points ago +3 / -0

DDoSing a site behind cloudflare is just a waste of time and resources. It also exposes their DoS platforms to cloudflare who mitigates them in other ways and shares the info with other... agencies.

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DippedBeef 3 points ago +3 / -0

The cucks have really been hammering this site. That's how you know you're winning. Get fucked, Spez boys

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2Aimmigrant 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m back from a long hiatus. The site is working much more smoothly now

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yacsb 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are mad they can't censor us here lol

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Praise_the_Load 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you whack a roaches head off it'll live about a week and die of dehydration.

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philandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

They would use MITM but none of those blackhats identify that way.

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AllAmericanAdonis 2 points ago +2 / -0

The mods should use the nginx version of mod_security to monitor for x number of invalid login attempts and block the IP at a firewall. I recommended CSF firewall for Linux. This would help with resource starvation attacks against the database since login lookups are non-cachable and rate limit the search and password reset functions as well.

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basket_of_patriots 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nothing can stop the Trump train.

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

STILL VOTING FOR TRUMP!!!

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Transqueercheeseburg 2 points ago +2 / -0

wait, we are getting ddosed? lol

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Talledega 2 points ago +2 / -0

They have no power here!

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djtverystablegenius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Freaking DDOS ruining the likes on my posts.

So much winning in new that nobody can see. Repost when TDW pedes can enjoy it.

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MarcusOrbelious 2 points ago +2 / -0

I tried to open the page and it froze. I had to task manager close it. I tried 3 or 4 times, them the site asked me to identify bicycles and umbrellas. Are we sure it was a DDOS attack? It could be just increased traffic.

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Magafauna 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks to mods for deporting the shills!

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For_All_Mankind 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s not enough to kick us off their platforms, they think we shouldn’t be allowed to express any opinions. Fuckin nazis.

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rbobjones69 2 points ago +2 / -0

DDOS attacks demonstrate the fear we have brought to the libs. Keep trying, commies! It won't discourage me!

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pelosis_liver 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fact that they feel the need to silence any opposing speech is all that you need to know about the totalitarian commie scum. We don’t do this to them. We know where our salt comes from!

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johnrambo 1 point ago +1 / -0

HAHA, I noticed something was afoot but didn't know that was it. I was blaming Verizon.

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lenisnore 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's actually only 4 years :^)

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IAmBugs [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

The delay when I was one of 10secs every click, and when you enter thedonald.win you are instantly stopped at a Cloudware anti-ddos check (20 secs)

Delays like that didnt stop a patient conservative like me.

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CodyR4 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was that why it was such a bitch to log on this morning?

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Genericwhitemale 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get with that 1-click log in program man. Safari browser is a breeze when user and password is saved

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CodyR4 1 point ago +1 / -0

I actually downloaded the app. So I always stay logged in. I honestly thought it was broken.

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Genericwhitemale 1 point ago +1 / -0

what app??

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CodyR4 1 point ago +1 / -0

App for the Donald. You just save it to your home screen and it opens up independently from safari.

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Genericwhitemale 1 point ago +1 / -0

Idk why I haven’t done that yet lol. Done now. They need to make an actual app though.

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CodyR4 1 point ago +1 / -0

It wouldn’t be allowed on the App Store or google play.

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ViperBugatti 1 point ago +1 / -0

If some lefty is trying to DDOS they're pretty shitty at it then.

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