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asiatrails 228 points ago +229 / -1

Horse sense applied

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undefined 86 points ago +86 / -0

I hope they charged her with assaulting a police officer and animal abuse

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JudicialDredd 9 points ago +9 / -0

Horse life matters

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Skippy_theSwampBeast 11 points ago +11 / -0

Found AOC account

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GreyGooseDown 3 points ago +3 / -0

They have the same teeth.

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1777 3 points ago +3 / -0

She’s more donkey punch.

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hillaryisgoingdown 47 points ago +47 / -0

kek

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Chopblock 19 points ago +19 / -0

theres a couple big horses’ asses in that video, and some police

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fasterth 14 points ago +14 / -0

She thinks the horse is retarded, she doesn't understand that she's retarded.

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HockeyMom4Trump 10 points ago +10 / -0

That horse ain’t horsin’ around

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asiatrails 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stallion doesn't want where that mare has been

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bigrex64 194 points ago +195 / -1

i have horses...you NEVER run or walk up behind a horse....

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CisSiberianOrchestra 135 points ago +135 / -0

No joke. I grew up in a family of farmers and ranchers. Horses can kill other horses by kicking them. That dumb bitch in the video is lucky to be alive.

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Magastein143 32 points ago +32 / -0

hahah this made my day

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Berzerker_king 3 points ago +3 / -0

People I understand but ... they even kill other horses? I thought that horses were used to staying /running / standing / eating in herds, no?

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Kaggzz 9 points ago +9 / -0

I've seen a horse kick out with those rear legs and break concrete blocks two at a time with no problem. A horse can kick harder than a mule.

The restraint the horse showed in this video is actually really cool tbh. I've known horses that would have caved her chest in and stood in the hole

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Magafauna 40 points ago +40 / -0

I appreciate your first hand experience. But I watched the video and the only explanation is that that horse must be a racist.

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Sirbigusdickus 8 points ago +8 / -0

That horse hates white bitches.

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Nonehundred 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can't be racist against white people--DEMs da rules.

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negiasu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dammit you beat me to it

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 14 points ago +14 / -0

Mooses are NOT something you want to fuck with! They don't run around (small) trees, they run right through them. If you need to hide behind a tree, make sure it's a big one. They like to trample, and really know how to use their hooves. Far more dangerous than most give them credit for. I know some outdoorsy types that say they'd rather have to have a close tangle with a bear.

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negiasu 8 points ago +8 / -0

I would love to hear these kinds of stories that justify dealing with a bear over a moose because we don't have crazy shit like that out here in Hawaii

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol you may have an advantage if everything goes south, globalist style. You can live in temperate conditions (beautiful weather) and at least survive, living off the land. Bugs would get pretty nasty, I imagine. I never encountered anyone with a "tangle bare handed with a bear" story, but check this out for some combination of crazy and badass:

a chick at my favorite ski hill is a third generation expert archer. She can't legally own a gun due to a drug bust back in College. She also skis in Alaska, telemark; meaning you propel yourself up the mountain and don't need a ski lift. Super cheap, great snow. Endless mountains. She hopes to shoot a polar bear because then she could survive out there weeks longer than she could ever bring enough provisions for. Much more time to ski more great lines.

Doing the math on how far away you could shoot vs how fast they can run if they really want to, you could get your second shot off at less than 40 feet away, maybe 10 feet. Better stop it, dead! Polar bears are known to hunt humans. Successfully.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can be, yes! I don't know how much less aggressive the not half as big but still unbelievably huge young ones are, and I never found out. All the times I saw some while camping / hiking, I had no idea those gentle giants could terrorize you if they felt like it.

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Berzerker_king 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just out of curiosity, ... mooses cannot kick back like horses and donkeys or they kick out back and front?

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ProudWhiteMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's lucky the horse didn't see her approaching she was close enough where it didn't get a full on kick

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SharkTeamTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope she lucky enough to be arrested as well.

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Oback_Barama 92 points ago +92 / -0

A lesson you only need to learn once. If you’re lucky, you learn by watching.

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HockeyMom4Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

You username is great. It sounds exactly like something Joe Biden would call his BFF and the former president

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Sirbigusdickus 6 points ago +6 / -0

That’s what Michael screams out when he’s balls deep.

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Angry_Pacifist 51 points ago +51 / -0

unless you're a stupid leftist cunt who only knows how to "insta" her protest bullshit

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_Cabal_ 50 points ago +51 / -1

Came here to say this. Stupid city slickers have clearly never been around horses. This is like the first thing you learn.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've actually never ridden a horse. Even I know you do NOT approach a horse like this. The way she's holding her face, she's super lucky not to be seriously hurt.

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inquimouse 2 points ago +2 / -0

She could have a broken nose, even from getting in the way of a head toss.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah. Just cartilage. No broken eye socket or jaw. Might have some teeth that aren't so great. She's either really tough, or got off really light.

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Redditcanblowme 105 points ago +106 / -1

This is from 2016 in Ontario. This dumb girl thought she was being funny to impress her friends. This was during Homecoming and she had been drinking. She was not a protestor.

She was just a dumb kid. She got kicked in the face by a horse. This can kill a person. The picture that follows is what she looked like afterward. I wouldn't wish this on anyone.

https://imgur.com/a/0HQrlgW

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Slick_Willy 24 points ago +25 / -1

The damage to her face is SHOCKING

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DegeneracyEverywhere 20 points ago +20 / -0

Damn dude, NSFW

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jive-ass-turkey 8 points ago +8 / -0

NSFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SilverStarv5 15 points ago +15 / -0

Disfigured for life!

(seriously gents check the pic)

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I_Am_My_Own_God 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wow, hopefully that's not permanent.

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Based_In_Phx 82 points ago +83 / -1

Now I want a horse! 😎

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DickTick 91 points ago +91 / -0

Ever heard of how a boat is a literal black hole for money?

Yeaaaa......

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0bama 73 points ago +73 / -0

You just need a barn and some land with fencing, and hay and grain. Then all your tack. Then vet and ferrier services. Then you need another horse. A trailer is good too then a new truck. So yeah not a big deal.

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hulda824 16 points ago +16 / -0

exactly the route my sis amd BIL have gone. truer words...inCLUding The new Truck!! tyeah, not a big deal.

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thisguy883 9 points ago +9 / -0

so you're saying its possible...

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Abovethefray 5 points ago +5 / -0

Horseshoes are 4 or 500 each time...and those big rolls of hay ain't cheap...

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jive-ass-turkey 3 points ago +3 / -0

$400-500/hoof?

I'm in the wrong business. Don't get me wrong, furriers earn their money and is a dying art. Just never realized they got paid that much per hoof. Makes sense though.

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Truly_anonymous1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Combine the horse kicking in the video with nails being driven into the hoofs... yeah id charge more honestly

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jive-ass-turkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's an excellent point.

Now that I think about trying to do this myself, with zero training or tools, that $4-500 is looking pretty damned reasonable.

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Abovethefray 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, no. For all four...

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jive-ass-turkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's damn reasonable. Them furriers can have that business. Not trying to get kicked in the face by a Clydesdale for $100/hoof.

What do I look like? (don't answer that)

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mintscape 31 points ago +32 / -1

No kidding. I've owned both and I still have the boat, the cost for that doesn't worry me compared to the horse.

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Tayzi 15 points ago +15 / -0

My old man bought a tracker fishing boat a few years ago, put about 3-4k into the boat worth of goodies and sold it for 29k just a couple weeks ago. He basically broke even on the boat if you don't consider gas and tune ups, which is still a fraction.

I don't even want to know the numbers for a horse. I'm still young and broke, so I'm in the motorcycle and dingy stage of my life. The horse and boat stage is gonna be later on haha

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Wesreidau 18 points ago +18 / -0

Look at it this way; you don't get your money back out of a horse unless you happen to really like tough steaks.

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Truly_anonymous1 3 points ago +3 / -0

It worked for the Tatars!

Steak tartar.. harhar

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NADSAQ 9 points ago +9 / -0

I work on a boat that can hold 30k worth of diesel... No breaking even on that one.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is a destroyer or what?

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6079SmithW 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've always wanted a destroyer. Nobody fucks with you in a destroyer.

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Wesreidau 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've had a Type VIIc U-Boat before it, uh, fell in the lake. Honest officer.

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SnowflakeJuice 1 point ago +1 / -0

You still have gas, dock, maintenance, storage, insurance

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Yawnz13 10 points ago +11 / -1

Can your boat kick dumbass rioters in the face though?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nope, only sport kickass Trump signs that make a whole Marina full of soy go REEEEE

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DickTick 1 point ago +1 / -0

Touche

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

No no: a boat is a hole in the water, surrounded by wood, into which one pours money.

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stoic_troll 4 points ago +4 / -0

Right if you have the property they're not bad. You don't have to shoe them if you're not taking them on the road and your land isn't rocky.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

By the pound? That's a lot of chihuahuas and parakeets!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've never seen horses fight, so I can't answer that. Breaking them in can be challenging, I've seen that. That's not like they're actually fighting though. At least I've never seen what looked like the horse actually trying to kill the person, just get away.

Chihuahuas are nastier and more aggressive than pit bulls, by far.

Can I pick option C, neither?

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DickTick 2 points ago +2 / -0

You haven't owned horses long enough if you think that lol...

just wait until you get one that colics or has just about any other perpetual health problem...

Even the tiniest a vet bills for horses are thousands of dollars...

My mom has dumped hundreds of thousands of dollars into horses over the past 20 years and she's never paid more than a few hundred dollars for one nor has she ever had more than two at a time, but she generally rescues them so they generally come with perpetual health problems... which is extremely common in horses because with horses and most things like colic, they become prone to them once they've happened once or twice and convince happen continuously until they end up killing the horse....

Horses are outrageously fucking expensive over the long term...

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Joocystarbursts0316 29 points ago +29 / -0

Its our right to bear Horses under the 2A!

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Jaqueso 26 points ago +26 / -0

Bear horse.

Sounds epic.

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WildStar 17 points ago +17 / -0

Now I want a Bear Horse

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Ucanttakeskyfromme 3 points ago +3 / -0

with chain saw claw attachments

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only if it has the thing that goes up. Might be able to kill 350 million a day like that.

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quigonkenny 6 points ago +6 / -0

Vladimir Putin has entered the chat

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RedFoxOnFire 59 points ago +59 / -0

Police service animals are considered cops too.

What she just did is an assault on an officer.

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whyewemadbro 29 points ago +29 / -0

Came looking for this. Also, battery applies to things in your possession, specifically including the horse you sit on. So the horse is a cop, that’s one charge. And you battered the cop sitting on the horse. That’s a second charge.

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Click 7 points ago +7 / -0

These idiots are used to getting away with assault and berating officers. You think they give a shit about getting arrested for slapping a horse's ass?

She only cares now because she got physically punished for being a stupid leftist cunt.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope they don't charge for slapping a horse's ass.

I seriously hope to slap Biden's face, and want diplomatic immunity in respect for service to my Country

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9moreyears 49 points ago +49 / -0

I love this.

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DatNewbChemist 37 points ago +37 / -0

I’m just still trying to wrap my head around why she wanted to spook Ocasio-Cortez. I thought dumb left bitches loved her.

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Neonentity 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait. That's not SJP?

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clarkisland 36 points ago +37 / -1

It was a black horse. Heh

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ThePatriotNitro 14 points ago +14 / -0

AOC?

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lmao 7 points ago +8 / -1

HOC

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Filo76 1 point ago +1 / -0

BHM

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Dualkalibur 35 points ago +35 / -0

Run up and assault a noble police animal? YGWYFD.

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Cianevalies 26 points ago +26 / -0

Kek wills it

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Bama50 24 points ago +24 / -0

Instant karma is a bitch!

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AtariArtist 22 points ago +22 / -0

Good horsie!

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magabirdlady 21 points ago +21 / -0

Play stupid game girl. Go home to your mommy and Barbie doll.

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RandoMando2A 20 points ago +20 / -0

As if a police horse isn’t trained for that kinda shit. Sheesh! The ignorance of these fools. On top of that if you only knew how skiddish horses can be you would know they prolly don’t even need training to react like that.

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quigonkenny 14 points ago +14 / -0

The fact that the horse is trained is why it didn't cave her head in and trample her for good measure.

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Kaarous 17 points ago +17 / -0

Fucked around and found out.

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JustInTime2_ 12 points ago +12 / -0

Even the hose knows she is a loser.

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Demig80 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I'm getting too old for this BLM shit!" - horse

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SodaPopPepe 11 points ago +11 / -0

Can't get enough of that. I thought all liberals were against animal abuse, that could have hurt the horse and the officer. Perhaps she will think about her actions every time she looks in the mirror and sees her crooked broken nose!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

How could she have hurt the horse? Seriously

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DickTick 10 points ago +10 / -0

I don't think those were protesters, I think those were college kids partying... Noted by all the laughing and snickering and the fact that the cop didn't immediately pounce on her ass..

Could be totally wrong about that too, who the fuck knows

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ElGuapo 9 points ago +9 / -0

No, you’re right. This is an old ass video that has nothing to do with the protesters so I really don’t know why it was posted. I mean, it’s funny but it has nothing to do with what’s going on.

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Angry_Pacifist 8 points ago +8 / -0

POLICE HORSE BRUTALITY

I like it

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Yucky 8 points ago +8 / -0

Beautiful!

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fjobb 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can easily kill you, look at the video of the cop in the uk earlier this month. I wish it had crippled the stupid bitch with a solid kick.

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Bragg 6 points ago +6 / -0

Such a shame it wasn't a face kick.

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haolecoder 6 points ago +6 / -0

You get what you fucking deserve.

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Anyslogan2 6 points ago +6 / -0

We own horses too, and that police horse showed remarkable control when she suddenly ran towards it. It looks like she slapped the horse on its hindquarters. What was she trying to do? Startle the horse so it would rear up and throw it’s rider? I have a feeling she figured out that this is not a good idea to do this to a one ton animal.

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RedRaven 6 points ago +6 / -0

Prime example of why you never mess with a horse. Horses don't give a shit.

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PartandParcel 6 points ago +6 / -0

Gotta watch out for them kicks, they’ll get ya. That horse probably hates commies more than I do.

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CodeMonkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rightfully so, when the communists run out of food they'll start eating horses before long pig goes on the menu.

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p1smo 6 points ago +6 / -0

This video is several years old. Still enjoyable to watch though. Bet she was black and blue for a good couple weeks after that.

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dixond 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seriously, they don't fuck around. They're faster than a blink and they telegraph nothing. One minute you're fine; next minute you're flat on your back with a shattered femur.

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Ben45 4 points ago +4 / -0

They're not the brightest are they, folks?

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CS212 4 points ago +5 / -1

Isn’t this video 4 years old?

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Chickenbaconpoutine 4 points ago +4 / -0

It is, it was in 2016 in Canada.

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iaredave 4 points ago +4 / -0

HORSE BRUTALITY!

This was great.

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Angry_Pacifist 4 points ago +4 / -0

BLACK HORSE MATTERS

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Cardinal451 4 points ago +4 / -0

Walk up behind a strange horse and try to startle it? You get what you deserve.

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DatNewbChemist 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’ll do, horse. That’ll do.

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Wheredidiputit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Those horses are trained for that kind of shit. Don't fuck with then or you'll regret it

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climatetrumpfan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol ultimate KEK!!

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mintscape 6 points ago +6 / -0

All horses act that way, that was just a "get away" warning kick, if it was really spooked she would have a fractured skull and wouldn't have been getting up.

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Cyer6 2 points ago +2 / -0

Couldn't tell but did it pop her in the nose or did she just fall on her face?

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DiscerningSword 3 points ago +3 / -0

Percheron, draft breed. Pretty much Bomb proof bred to be calm and responsive to fine movement commands.. Exellent for crowd control.. Not the best riding mount but better than other draft breeds a good all around horse..

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Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why didn't they arrest her for assault or even attempted murder?

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breathe_rhcp 3 points ago +4 / -1

We have the best horses, folks!

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z89101 3 points ago +3 / -0

Funny AF.

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mintscape 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dumb bitch, clearly knows nothing about horses. She's lucky that wasn't a hard kick.

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Ceres 3 points ago +3 / -0

No damage she got kicked in the head move on nothing to see here

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YouKnwNthgJonSnow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wtf was she even trying to do?

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zippy2 3 points ago +3 / -0

She probably calculated slapping a horse on the ass would cause it to take off.

She didnt figure it was trained for riots and masses of people.

Also. To be honest. I've never seen a horse kick sideways. Only backwards.

So that's 1 lesson for me and 2 for her.