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I really don't like the whole smart appliances IOT thing, but this is one where I will make an exception!
Just take your phone into the bathroom with you... The fridge in the shitter is a bit much.
But what if I need to grab a quick snack???
In-N-Out
It's only supposed to go out in the bathroom.
Just shit in the kitchen trash barrel
That is the BEST show to watch while you are organizing!
Whenever I think my house is looking a bit disorganized, I binge three or four episodes of hoarders. After that, I'm thinking, "Damn, my house is clean! Squeaky clean!"
Yep. Talk about motivation not to keep junk for stupid reasons!
Don’t want to stink up a perfectly nice bathroom.
Sorry. Only public toilets for me.
Well well well, look at the fancy man who uses a whole barrel for his trash instead of several empty ice cream buckets
Ice cream buckets? What, is the floor too good for you?
Calm down, mayor Lightfoot.
Mini fridge of beer for shower beers and shit beers.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) now we talkin
Okay by now in this thread the lady mods have moved out, so no limits to remodeling this bachelor pad.
Shower beers? LOL
There was a faux commercial on some comedy show years and years ago. Cant remember which one.
Guy in shower with soap in eyes and hair, reaches for his can of beer on the soap dish and fumbles it. Shows beer going down the drain.
"How many times has this happened to you?"
Womp womp. Guy in shower with sad face.
Then it shows him walking through the living room with a towel around his waist, all wet with hair full of shampoo residue, past his wife and dog on the sofa to get another beer from the fridge so he can finish his shower. Holy shit it was funny.
Its was for something like the shower beer caddy with suction cups.
Back when they would actively market to severe alcoholics
Dang, that is funny!
When you are getting ready to go out but also trying to pregame
Shower beer is great, you should try it. Really.
This man fucks
But oh so efficient!
My sides are in fucking orbit right now
You know they're on wheels for a reason, right?
Only Communists poop in the kitchen
Unironically, Commies do shower in the kitchen. Old East Germany apartments often have a shower in the kitchen because it originally didn't come equipped with one, and it was the only place where they had room and water pipes.
Fuckin Rooskiys too - nasty. Member when they built the Olympic village dorms a few years back and the plumbing was so poor that it couldnt take shitpaper? They put up signs telling residents to put their used asswipe in the trashcans.
Communism = shit, illustrated yet again.
Oh wow I’ve only heard of people doing that in poor Mexican villages / South America
They also do that in truck stops along the southern border cause of all the mexicans can't figure out we're NOT FUCKING MEXICO!
Right, like CHAZ/CHOP!
America is not only being able to wipe your ass with a baby wipe, but not giving a second thought about flushing it down the toilet. America, fuck ya!
(I know you're not supposed to, but you CAN)
Apple just unveiled an upcoming new feature in its Apple Watch software where it encourages you to wash your hands for longer.
It will literally detect the hand washing motions of your hands, and then it puts up a 20 second timer to get you to scrub for longer.
So now your watch can detect rigorous hand movements...
Oh god, so it can tell when I'm.....clapping?
Yes... and if those fucking commies get their way those crapple watches will detect the first couple people to stop clapping when morons like AOC finish giving a speech so they can be taken out and shot.
The next time a friend says they don't "believe in in witches" ask them for a for a lock of their hair.
Or for diarrhea. Depends on what it hears :)
Want to read some creepy Orwellian shit? Just crack open the 1995 Telecommunications Act which was amended in 1996. Mandated backdoors are in every single fucking electronic device sold in America.
The IOT doesn't have to be creepy, but it is, because it's part of the plan to dominate and control every single aspect of our lives.
This is where the 'muh radiation' red herring of the 5G malarky comes into the discussion. Sure, it's dangerous if you cook your hot pockets under the towers, but it's completely safe (non ionizing) not far from them.
What 5G really does, is that it is specifically designed to accomodate upwards of 10 million times more bandwidth for IOT devices. This is something which very few of the alternative media has covered in regards to 5G, all I ever is hear is 'muhhhh radiaaaashunnnnn'. Which is fucking sad, because the power of the Stasi to the power of a billion is already on our doorsteps, and no one seems to notice, no one seems to care.
I want to know more about 5G, but it’s so damn secretive that I’m not sure what is factual and what is fraudulent information coming out about the tech.
No it can't, and here's how you know. You know those people that claim it affects them? How many have agreed to and filmed a "blind", controlled test with someone flipping the signal on/off while asking if the "afflicted" is feeling any effects?
The number is zero.
Are there frequencies that can cause issues? Absolutely, but they're not being broadcast out of a cell tower.
Look, I'd love to be proven wrong, and the good news is, it is SUPER easy to prove me wrong. I don't need any studies, or meta study analysis, or horseshit abstracts.
Literally all it would take is grabbing however many (afflicted) people you want, and exposing them to a set of binary questions.
Is it ON/Is it OFF? I'd be easy to convince if just 1 (ONE) person could successfully answer 20 randomized on/off sequences.
Such a person does not exist, and such a study, despite being simplicity itself, has not occured.
Your response is a non scientific one. You're conflating the real issue of emf damaging our cells and causing cancer and sperm cell damage with perceived "crazies" who think electricity burns them or what not.
Well your router doesn't do that. Routers are 2.4GHz and 5 Ghz.
And the high frequency cell towers (25-39 GHz) have shitty range so they will probably only be used in cities. Other cell towers use 600 MHz - 3.7 GHz. The higher the frequency, the worse the range because it can't go through walls and other objects as easily.
That's cool, I mean, microwave ovens operate at 2.45 GHz, and The 802.11 standard provides several distinct radio frequency ranges for use in Wi-Fi communications: 900 MHz, 2.4 GHz, 3.6 GHz, 4.9 GHz, 5 GHz, 5.9 GHz and 60 GHz bands.
But, no matter how many frozen hot pockets I put on my desk, on a bookshelf, or even on TOP of my router, I just can't seem to cook them.
So, if you'd like to get a hot pocket, and film it cooking on top of your router, I'd love to watch it. Until that time, claiming 60ghz is X/Y/Z shall fall upon deaf ears.
Directions unclear. Healing crystal stuck in butt.
How does one change their router signal and does lowering it still allow for video gaming?
Just don't do it. There are zero positive effects, and you'll lose wifi speed.
My bullshit meter has peaked at over 9000 after reading that. RF doesn't make you sick like that.
I can give a very basic rundown.
For the last 100 years, we've been using tech that relies on low frequency radio waves, somewhere in the kHz to a few MHz. This is a bottleneck for data transmission rates as these long waves can only hold so much data. Think of it like cable.
5G aims to compact the waves over 1000x smaller to the tune of dozens of GHz in order to transmit more data more quickly. You could think of this like fiber optics being introduced.
The major concern with this, of course, is how much radiation is too much? These waves are all around us all the time, and we've never done it on such a large scale before. We still haven't even found conclusive evidence that 4G and lower don't contribute to cancers and other maladies. Essentially we're making the jump from radio waves and some microwaves to microwaves and infrared.
While imo it's not going to be the cancer causers that so many think it can be, it's still a constant bombardment of radiation (we're not talking constant UV or X rays here).
Like OP said, the main concern should be the limitless streaming and unquantifiably big data gathering that feeds back to the oligarchy to use to "enrich" our lives by directing products at us (and worse as the backdoors feed to government channels as well, tho they are woefully more incompetent than people like to believe) and invading our homes and personal lives on every level.
Well, hell, all I know Zuck is a Cuck. In all honesty, nice explanation, I understand some of what you’re saying because I understand a limited amount about wavelength and frequency, but you just went way over my rudimentary understanding.
Your current router likely uses 2.4 GHz, ok so now check the back of your microwave... 2400 MHz, which is the same frequency as your router. The difference is the power output. Your microwave is strong enough to heat or burn things quickly, your router cant do anything of the sort, not even close. Visible light frequencies that illuminate your home, or let you see these words on a screen... can also blind you or blast a hole through you (lazers in the visible range). The difference, again, is the power.
Holy mother of God, all we need is meteorologists and their Doppler systems to be even more wrong than what they already are.
Most of the woke idiots here (a rural area) thought 5G was already installed because their wireless router had [their SSID]-5G that they connected to.
That's how dumbed down the schools have made the populace.
Motherfucking zombies.
Yeah I felt like the 5G thing was astroturfed. I assumed it had something to do with China trying to monopolize it but wasn’t sure the exact angle. Spez- do people really want that iot stuff everywhere? I definitely don’t.
Where is the specific clause in the Telecommunications act?
Somewhere in the back.
Relevant username!
I actively am avoiding Smart/IOT anything for as long as I can. Vehicles with loads of electronics or "infotainment" are a non-starter as well.
Research the type of plane trump bought. I think you’ll find it interesting and perhaps see similar thinking in the decision to purchase
I too would like to purchase an Air Force.
Gotta stick with manual transmissions...at least that gives you some control they can't take.
Why do you think everything we buy nowadays is off market within 6mths (vacuums, appliances- to include washers, dryers, microwave, dishwasers-, phones, etc) and have new model? Its bc of constantly updating the tech in almost everything we own so we can be spied & tracked on 24/7.
Its actually just planned obsolescence but thats a nice perk for big brother
Nah, I'll take a self driving car any day so I can nap while it hauls my ass around.
I trust smart appliances as far as I can throw ‘em.
Even less than that.
TVs are pretty light nowadays.
I can’t wait until smart fridges start telling fat people they have had enough calories for the day and lock the door.
Obviously for thedonald.win! Is there any other reason.
😄
you laugh but it is 100% coming soon
Oh yeah. Did you see this? https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2020/07/uncovered-1000-phrases-that-incorrectly-trigger-alexa-siri-and-google-assistant/?utm_source=whatfinger
I really hate this shit
I think I scared a friend of mine when I found out she still has alexa lol
good she owes you
Unless Nancy Hagosi says "Yes My Master" to her fridge, Winner the Pooh locks her ice cream freezer.
If that's the plan, Pooh Bear needs to start selling smart liquor cabinets.
Why not have a tablet in the fridge?
Because you have a tablet in the cupboard, duh.
More electronics to go wrong.
And spy on you.
And this is why I will try to go in an Amish type of direction when it comes to electronics.
I, too, am sending in all my comments by carrier pigeon for someone with a fridge to post on my behalf
Unfortunately many Amish, Mennonite, and Hutterites have started to embrace technology either by using cellphones, tvs, tech in farming equipment, getting on YouTube, etc.
Thankfully they still limit their technology a good amount.
The electronics are pretty solid, usually. But they get parts monkeyed a lot and that's the mfg fault more than anything. Its the refrigeration system and ice build up that's causing the unrepairable problems. I'd say that 50-75% of control board diagnostics are not accurate.
Because you can!
I can think of lots of things. Cookbook at a touch. Notebook for groceries. Notebook to leave people messages. Play music while you do dishes. And this way, its under that fancy 10 year warranty sticker at the top of the picture, so you aren't beholden to the Apple mafia when your shit breaks down.
Also, since stainless steel isn't magnetic, you can use it as a virtual magnet board for all the things you might otherwise miss sticking to your fridge - kid's report card, calendar/planner, pictures, coupons, etc.
Now, is all that worth the price tag and privacy issues? ...I don't know, maybe tbh lol, I seriously hate having to keep checking the recipe on my phone awkwardly while I'm cooking.
gay
Notice the elevation of the screen.... 🤣
And baby’s first words are: “Don’t let the globalists win. Trump 2020.”
Upvoted for the wisdom And good taste
Why? He didn't say "barefoot mama". 🤣
My 1 year old knows how to use a footstool to get to the water dispenser in our fridge. Little pedes are sharp.
I thought they were talking about the steel.
Stainless steel is a handprint magnet!
hopefully we'll get an update on it... <3 <3 <3
Someday. Gotta find and marry a MAGA man first!
He's gonna have a Permanently burning asshole
Ghost pepper levels of spice
It won't open until all the arrows are orange.
And until you've sorted by New!
Awesome!
Misogyny reeeeeeeeeeeeee
Did you get that in the riots?
5 finger discount?
Maybe you and two friends :)
So a uhhh... 30 finger discount?
It takes 30 fingers to hold a fridge that holds 300 fingers.
Or potentially thousands of tendies
Man, i'd hate to carry the fridge that holds 3000 fingers.
Awesome fridge ive never even seen this before lol. Looks like it transforms 8nto a damn Tesla. Mine whistles of i leave the door open itll do
kek!!!
great, now they'll want one on the washing machine and in the bedroom too! <s>
This is being discussed internally
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Lol rekt
I’m jk. I don’t know what either of you look like, but you’re both trump supporters so that’s a 10 in my book. Because I only judge on the content on character, and not the complexity of skin
Appliance Technician here.
Buy the extended 5 year warranty. The electronics are generally solid, but the sealed systems are garbage. About the connectivity, it's sending info back the the mfg about your usage and if it has the repeater it's intercepting your internet traffic as well.
.....duuude..... total meme kill.
Sorry bud, just the way it is. Just trying to look out for a fellow pede.
By killing the meme....??
meme lives matter too!!
😊👍🏻
(good of you lookin out pede)
Not trying to kill it, just want to suggest you have warranty coverage in case one of those problems come up and you won't have to pay $600 to try to fix it . And it still not work right. Just make sure if you do the extended warranty covers icemakers. That's the other thing.
ALWAYS Get the Warranty!!
(especial on high end electronics)
Well not always.... but ask someone who knows their opinion. Honest techs will tell you that if you just call and ask what we think, there are a lot of honest techs out there. You just gotta ask.
Thanks for the info Pede, good to know.
It's not usually the electronics that break though. It's the sealed system and ice build up in weird places. I have a 15 year old maytag refrigerator in the kitchen and my beer box is an old ice box I built into a refrigerator from 1900.
https://imgur.com/gallery/LuxiH
That's why I bought my fridge (this same model) at Costco using a Costco credit card. Not only did I pay less for the whole appliance suite than anywhere else, but Costco doubled the 2year extended warranty, turning it into a 4year.
And don't forget that if you pay for it on a credit card they might extend the warranty. Over 15 years and only once have I seen anyone take advantage of this.
You know what this memes? Gotta start posting gifs displayed on the fridge and start the memeception
I can just see that Alex Jones song about eating leftists like corn on the cob playing on there on an infinite loop.
Damn, now that I think of it my kitchen is lacking that particular kind of ambience.
It has already begun.
Great! Been looking to get the wife into politics.
"Honey can you please bring me some salt?"
"Sure dear, I'll go to the cupboard..."
"No honey, from the fridge. Just tell me how the left is reacting to the latest news post..."
....shivers.... to real.
THIS is it. We laugh, but at the current rate of upgrades, this is coming in our freakin lifetime. Don’t even need Alexa, every screen has got ya covered. Car could stop itself en route to a quarantined fren.
This is amazing
pics or it didn’t happen
Does it show a "COMMUNISM WARNING!" when food content is low?
NO!!
But it does when you have to much....
"We have the best fridges folks, believe me!" -DJT
take a picture of your fridge with a picture of Pelosi in her Ice Cream Freezer
This smart fridge is based
When it's eventually used as a spying device, you won't think it's based.
Very niice
Envy
Wow. Does it have a food replicator like Star Trek? The best feature on those is where you put your dirty dishes in and they get vanished/recycled.
Holy cow! Is this standard issue for our awesome ladypede mods? If so, where do I sign up?!
(And honestly they deserve it!)
I regret that I have but one upvote to give for our amazing Lady Pede @sharksgrill.
I just want to give a shout-out to our lovely and amazing SheGuerva and PaigeAshley.
Please tell me thats a beer tap on the opposite door.
Looks like it is but it only dispenses bud
Give me a bar stool and a bowl of peanuts, I'm there.
Dope refrigerator!!! Your a capitalist pig hahaha I want that same refrigerator..
Hope it is not a "made in Chyna"?
Making making a great breakfast great again!
Nice nice ....I see you Pede.... casing out the joint!! ;)
(good eye good eye.... Play Ball!!)
Google will use it to look you out the fringe for wrong-think, so you have to starve as per Communist tradition.
Beautiful.
I bet it's still cheaper than Pelosi's ice cream vault 😂🤣😂👍👌
Have the same fridge. Love it, except for the ice maker. It freezes up constantly and has been a constant problem for tons of people with this model. I enjoy a drink on the reg, so finding out is empty stifles my alcoholism, which makes me sad.
Samsung bearded icemaker. Service bulletin number 25 saying "We really fixed it this time again" doesn't work either. I'm working on a solution to it. There's a class action ..... again. . . . . . that will probably get thrown out like the last one.
They are making a fortune on parts to fix this problem that is not fixable without major redesign. The only company that made a separate ice room that worked was maytag. All the rest have problems of their own.
Holly Carp!! All I need is a couple of cubes.... maybe an ice tray.... Max!!
The container the icemaker is in is called an ice room. But yeah. lol, I'm an ice junkee and would love an ice room in the house. Especially when it's 100 degrees outside.
....fair point. Fortunately I live in a cooler part of the country!! 1 or 2 100° days a year?
It's almost 100 here now, will remain through september. I'm in the deep south.
For the love of KEK....
You Need an ICE ROOM!!
(Its about 65 where I'm at)
The tag on the upper right of the fridge says "10 year warranty" ... is that not true?
I can't read the full text.
There's a 10 year warranty on something. I'd be interested to know exactly what.
I'm not familiar with that but no, I believe bill clinton is not a rapist more than I believe that "warranty" is worth the paper it's written on. LG did a 10 year part warranty on the compressor, but the labor and materials for sealed system work is really expensive. So they'd cover the compressor if you could get one but you still had to pay $500+ labor until they negotiated a cheaper rate with sears. Still even a lot of people wouldn't touch them.
Consumer Reports (I just looked because my fridge is now 29 years old) doesn't think much of Samsung refrigerators. But the 10 year warranty caught my eye because I can promise you that anything I buy today isn't going to last 29 years.
Thank you for the reply.
MAGA!
So as an appliance tech, let me ask you this. Do you guys (as a group) still think Whirlpool/Kitchenaid/Amana/Maytag is the way to go? Asking because we are buying a fridge today. Looking at side by sides. Are Samsung side by sides (traditional 2 door) with icemakers as bad as the multi door models. I'm just talking basic fridge with no gizmos.
Sorry for the hijack.
No, they are terrible. I'd buy a ge if you held a gun to my head and made me buy something. They can usually be fixed at lest. All the others are developing unfixable problems.
That's interesting because I'm replacing a GE Cafe I bought 5 years ago at a very expensive price that's developed tons of problems.
It might be a samsung build. They put the GE name on a lot of samsung refrigerators. What's the problem? The GE made GE's usually just have fan problems or control board problems.
TD and chill
Ya know, ill be honest... I never saw much use for those touch screens on a fridge. But by golly, that is a fantastic idea
If my refrigerator cost that much that motherfucker better give me a hand job too
Make that shit play pacman, son
*While Reddit is hiring black mods solely because of their skin color...
Wow how did y’all do this?
I'd literally mount an iPad to my fridge before buying one built in.
I can at least replace the tablet and repair the fridge separately before the built in tablet becomes a network security nightmare from lack of updates.
kek and based
Did you get that with your Trump Bucks??
You will never run out of fresh memes with that bad boy!