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thegeebeebee 82 points ago +85 / -3

Seriously. Needs to happen.

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hai_Priesty 49 points ago +50 / -1

At least Press Secretary of White House. Everyday will be Pepe heaven.

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thegeebeebee 34 points ago +36 / -2

I like where your head is at. I just think he needs to be setting policy. Adds way more value than talking about the policies.

His time on TV and in the public eye was his way of vetting himself to America and the world.

Reminds me of a certain someone...

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Pedeville 18 points ago +19 / -1

Nono cant replace the Dominatrix thats currently occupying that job

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SnowflakeJuice 7 points ago +8 / -1

I don't think hew would take the millions a year paycut. Aside for that, he reaches more people now

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Italians_Invented_2A 3 points ago +4 / -1

Money isn't everything in life.

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SnowflakeJuice 0 points ago +1 / -1

When you are used to living a certain life style, it is very difficult to give it up. you are not going to be able to own the boat, go on vacations, send you children to the same schools on a $150k salary

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Italians_Invented_2A 0 points ago +1 / -1

If you made millions for a few years, you can even take a break for a few years to be President.

Plus, we don't know Tucker's lifestyle. Maybe he's frugal

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Tom_Brett 8 points ago +9 / -1

Not Even A Joke. He must be the one

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 7 points ago +8 / -1

If I ever see his name on a ballot it is getting my vote period.

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abstr4ct 38 points ago +39 / -1

He just needs to name his office. I DON'T CARE, ITS HIS.

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Tom_Brett 7 points ago +8 / -1

Trump Jr will be VP then we will have Trump Money and influence

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CrackaJack 21 points ago +22 / -1

I bet Tucker has a huge Wang too. Gotta be.

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Pedeville 11 points ago +12 / -1

I bet he got a normal sized one but knows how to use it

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MrSir 3 points ago +4 / -1

Dont flatten the curve. Utilize it.

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EpicPede 127 points ago +131 / -4

Only white people can say Tucker with a hard R.

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LionTed 64 points ago +67 / -3

Well we know asians definitely can't.

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EpicPede 29 points ago +33 / -4

fuckin lol

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Gunslinger1776 20 points ago +20 / -0

I’ll be your Tucklebelly.

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EpicPede 10 points ago +12 / -2

Say when

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Walrusend 10 points ago +10 / -0

hehehe

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unicornpoop 12 points ago +12 / -0

faggots. lol

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LionTed 7 points ago +8 / -1

Pardon me?

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cokesmcgee192 3 points ago +3 / -0

Take my upboats, fellow winner! Hehe!

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Shitposter69 2 points ago +2 / -0

You Tucka!

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Caitiffculprit 27 points ago +27 / -0

Tucka please.

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LionTed 13 points ago +13 / -0

Can you lend a tucka a pencil?

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2Aimmigrant 2 points ago +5 / -3

well then get away from the door TRUCKAA

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NoMoreLies 3 points ago +3 / -0

What did you say TUCKAAA?!

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EpicPede 8 points ago +10 / -2

Good evening my Tucka.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 11 points ago +11 / -0

Whassup my Tucka?!

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EpicPede 6 points ago +8 / -2

sup Tucka.

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EpicPede 7 points ago +10 / -3

Tucka

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knittinkittens 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hi Mark Steyn!

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EpicPede 9 points ago +11 / -2

Isn't he the best?

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NoMoreLies 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sup, my Tucka! 👊🏻

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EpicPede 5 points ago +7 / -2

My Tucka.

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Ogbob44 5 points ago +5 / -0

I smell Tucker! Whoogity Bhoogity!!!!

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EpicPede 0 points ago +2 / -2

lol nice

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 42 points ago +44 / -2

Nope, you can’t, and you know how I know? I tell him that every time he looks in the mirror. I’m his hype man.

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Art-Vandelay41 11 points ago +11 / -0

It’s like Ratatouille, what if the tie is telling him what to say

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 5 points ago +5 / -0

I buried it. He’s not in a frat anymore. He wears a suit, drinks bourbon, and smokes stogies, he needed a tie to usher him into manhood.

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Tom_Brett 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tell Him we consider him the Greatest Truth Teller of His Time. Aristotle, Voltaire, Thomas Jefferson. The man could eclipse every Great Man if he ran for president.

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s why I whisper to him in his ear, like the Roman conquerer returning for his triumph, “All glory is fleeting.” I make him outwork the day before.

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JoePCool14 35 points ago +35 / -0

Tucker is a great American treasure. Almost everything he says is on point, and he isn't afraid to be more honest about the larger picture. He should try to move out of the swamp though, I feel bad that he and his family have to live in the middle of all that garbage.

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Marble68 33 points ago +34 / -1

Starting to think we need TheTuck.win

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LionTed 13 points ago +14 / -1

Honestly there's pretty lively nightly show threads on r/tucker_carlson, relatively of course. Activity overall is actually pretty decent.

There's definitely a demand for a theTuck.win

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when_we_win_remember 11 points ago +11 / -0

Surprised that survives the most recent massacre

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GhostOfJebsCampaign 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same. Users reveal their power level in that sub all the time.

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Marble68 4 points ago +4 / -0

Plus, for the future! :)

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Shitposter69 2 points ago +2 / -0

This isn't enough of a tucker.win already? Lol

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TheLandOfTheFree 24 points ago +24 / -0

Check out the "You Can't Cuck The Tuck" videos on YouTube!

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVX7bhAtR-yYhYzJYWF5MkfYsrEZ_H0oS

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 3 points ago +3 / -0

Somebody gon' get they ass kicked.

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friendofno1 11 points ago +11 / -0

Stewart is a forgotten old clown man now. Was never really funny in the first place.

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Imransgarage 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good point.

Plus Tuck won’t look like an overweight dinosaur skeleton when he is old.

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Imransgarage 2 points ago +2 / -0

False. They have no shame.

/s.

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Swolehas 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jon Stewart was nasty to Tucker, and for no reason

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bigdeer65 15 points ago +15 / -0

Love tucker!!

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 15 points ago +15 / -0

Hooooly fuckin SHIT, Tucker's showtime was LIT!

(Shoutout to John Ward, you're a world champion, don't let your memes be dreams.)

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cyberpunkstreetart 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's a treasure!

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codesherpa 9 points ago +9 / -0

Agent 00 Tuck

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10gauge 8 points ago +8 / -0

Balls of steel

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sleazysaxsolo 8 points ago +8 / -0

~ T U C K W A V E ~

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Bestboy143 8 points ago +8 / -0

Tucker.win???

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Bye-den 8 points ago +8 / -0

Been watching TC since he was on CNN's Crossfire a generation ago. Though the mind poleese had silenced him, but Fox gave him his own show. Lovely.

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this_machine 6 points ago +6 / -0

Glorious.

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commies0ride0free 6 points ago +6 / -0

SWOON! This man is a hero! Stay safe Tucker

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Ogbob44 6 points ago +6 / -0

I miss the bow tie. It added a nice touch. Proper roast attire. #liberalsuntucked

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ridge3z 5 points ago +5 / -0

I remember this clip of Jon Stewart who egotistically thought he had just brought down Tucker Carlson's career https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFQFB5YpDZE

Clearly that didn't happen. What we actually see is that Jon Stewart is out of touch with everything going on in the world and The Daily Show is a complete joke now, produced by morons and hosted and watched/liked by the same.

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AllAmericanAdonis 5 points ago +9 / -4

Imagine him and Candace Owens.

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EpicPede 2 points ago +6 / -4

yuck Candace would ruin the ticket

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Bandetx 1 point ago +2 / -1

She is just inexperienced. She will grow.

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LionTed 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can certainly picture her growing into a more intelligent sounding internet personality, but in terms of office, that would have to be an incredibly large leap.

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GreekFreakFan 1 point ago +3 / -2

That's some Shaq n' Kobe-Mike and Scottie-Lebron/Wade shit right there.

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AllAmericanAdonis 2 points ago +3 / -1

... and they thought they had to worry about Trump. LOL.

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KonyHawk_ProSlaver 1 point ago +2 / -1

She's a dumbass

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BigMikesBlackBalls 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s cuz we’re swoll.

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BigMikesBlackBalls 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know how we roll...specially when freshly shaved...just be gentle, you big son of a bitch.

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mistersloot 4 points ago +4 / -0

interview with sen braun was on point. so brutal.

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Skywise 4 points ago +5 / -1

Needs a bowtie tho! Just sayin!

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LastSonOfTheWest 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good man, I am surprised they let him continue, must be his ratings not giving them much of a choice.

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Media_Brews_Hate 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank you Tucker.

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Ceraunius 3 points ago +3 / -0

SOMEBODY GON GET DEY ASS KICKED

airhorn

SOMEBODY GON GET DEY WIG SPLIT

airhorn

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Chad_Landlord 3 points ago +3 / -0

Speak truly and people will listen.

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guitarmastershredder 3 points ago +3 / -0

TUCK 2024!

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Ragnar_Danneskjold 3 points ago +3 / -0

I gotta say, it really pisses me off Fox is still pretending it's 2002 and cable service is the only source for shows. I haven't had cable service in over ten years, and you can't even stream Fox's shows unless you tie your account to a cable service account. And since they only occasionally post clips, not even full shows, on YouTube, that's the only way I can actually watch any part of his show.

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hello there fellow cord cutter. Yes there is no legitimate way to stream Fox News content in its entirety. I was pissed that Fox Nation didn’t. But YouTube usually has most of his show up the night of, so I don’t mind. It’s worth not putting money in the pockets of so many people who hate my guts, at least.

The only way to defund CNN is to cut cable.

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TDanonDJTJR2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Quick someone photoshop a dope silencer on that gun

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SunCommander 2 points ago +2 / -0

TUCKER CARLSON ROCKS MY WORLD!!!

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TheDonaldVET1 2 points ago +2 / -0

To TUCK where no CUCK has been TUCKED before!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love this! He was on fire tonight!

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MAGA_Skull 2 points ago +3 / -1

that dickbag ed henry was fired for being a sexual misconducting fuck face, besides being a cock gobbling faggot.

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idonthaveahobby 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bye, Felicia.

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BiscuitsBrown 2 points ago +3 / -1

Tucker would be a horrible candidate btw, funny memes aside

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DaddyTrump96 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump: Daddy-Emperor, Tucker: First General, Kayleigh: Queen

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BritPedeMEGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

This reminds me of that Neon 80s' theme Far Cry: Dragon (?) Game. MAGA sequel is, 'Far Cry: Dragon Energy'. My photoshop skills are zero to put Tucker into that game art though... :(

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memewar_pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can we please have "Can't stump the trump" videos for Tucker!!!!!

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KonyHawk_ProSlaver 1 point ago +1 / -0

He is perfect in his role. More powerful than he could be as a Congressman. He's essentially the GOP whip at this point, and the public loves it. Call out hypocrisy, defend the truth and reality.

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DaayTerkErJerbs 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm amazed at how well this dude does day in and day out. I always liked him but damn this dude went super sayian

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SoldierofKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like it. Other follow up memes could be the moment neo commands the agents bullets to stop.

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FactsOverFeelings 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pray for the Tuck. It’s only a matter of time till he goes deep state suicide. I mean it. I hope he has former Seal Team bodyguards.

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diamondsword 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hopefully he doesn't get cucked by Fox for wrongthink....we'll see

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Drakenvan 1 point ago +1 / -0

2024 what you got:

Donald Trump jr, Ted Cruz, Jim Jordan, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, Elise Stefanik

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TuckersMate 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm making this my phone background.

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Ocrazio-Cortez 1 point ago +3 / -2

President Carlson, I like the sound of that.

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EpicPede -1 points ago +2 / -3

Same