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Tired_of_Winning_NOT 29 points ago +29 / -0

I keep beating this drum, but take it from a married pede: all married couples fight. Marrying Kayleigh means having to fight with kayleigh. This means losing. Horribly. Every. Single. Time.

You think you want this. You don't want this.

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ProphetOfKek 6 points ago +7 / -1

Yeah. Even if you win, you still lose, lol.

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zekin 2 points ago +2 / -0

She'll pull the binder out on you and give dates and quotes.

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Brlove0915 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL. I understand too well, married for nearly 20 years myself.

Let fantasies just be fantasies.

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Adhal 1 point ago +1 / -0

maybe i like BDSM :P

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Logan051361 10 points ago +11 / -1

husband probably gets a boner every time she rips into the press. hell, I would

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OnlyTrump20 4 points ago +4 / -0

She is awful cute.

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HeadExam -4 points ago +2 / -6

I would suck a fart out of her asshole so hard her forehead would cave in

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kono_hito_wa 4 points ago +4 / -0

Her husband is the least of the things standing in the way of that. ;)

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Pederrr 4 points ago +5 / -1

I'd pump out as many kids as was possible with her.

You have ANY FUCKING IDEA how hard it is to find a chick who is as beautiful as her?

Any idea how IMPOSSIBLE IT IS to find a chick who isn't entrenched in progressive dogma?

This is all from a mid 30's perspectivie.

Thanks to all you folks old enough to be my parents for being FUCKING PUSSIES AND RAISING SHIT CHILDREN AND COMING HERE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE FRUITS OF YOUR LACK OF LABOR!

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Brlove0915 1 point ago +2 / -1

Sounds like you aren't willing to put in the work to score a women in her league.

10s are 10s because there are so few of them. If there were enough 10s for everyone, they'd be 6s and you'd still be mad.

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Adhal 3 points ago +3 / -0

dude there comes a time when you just have had enough crazy for a lifetime, especially when you live in a leftist state

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Pederrr 3 points ago +4 / -1

at 34, there are no women worth it left.

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ToxicTruthfulinity 3 points ago +3 / -0

She is so beautiful it hurts. Charisma drips a flood into every room she brightens. Birds start chirping and grass grows lush and vibrant green where ever she sets foot. She is the embodiment of spring itself bringing fresh life to that which was barren.

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Drinkup4 3 points ago +3 / -0

She is beautiful, but just remember if you were married to her, you would never win an argument for the rest of your life.

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IamM 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean she's married to a baseball player, the most boring of all professional athletes. Give it a bit.

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Cavemantrump 6 points ago +7 / -1

😂🔥

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Mexicola1976 3 points ago +4 / -1

A/S/L ?

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Adhal 3 points ago +3 / -0

bru dont you know to get a girl you gotta donate all your money to their only fans page now?

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driveshack [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

I said "fantasize" I guess I dont need her to be unmarried. She is not out of my league, but I have no way to meet her so, oh well.

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TJac 2 points ago +3 / -1

Hey,you gonna have a fantasy go big.Mormon,sr.wife Melanie,2nd. wife Kayleigh,jr. wife Chanel.

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brutustyberius 3 points ago +3 / -0

would collude.

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nrjk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her smile is adorable. Even more so after a good BTFO on some cuck CNN douche.

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Sagan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Glad to be alive

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JMaN 0 points ago +1 / -1

I read this first as, "living the American dream ON her..."