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Squidproblow 9 points ago +10 / -1

Dude biden will forget what hes doing and take the mask off while hes “talking”. Ask his wife where his wife is. Get up to reveal he shit his pants. Biden was pronounced braindead 4 years ago its just no one has the heart to tell him.

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Hunterscrackbaby [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

I feel like him continuing is elder abuse at this point...

(#)demtedlivesmatter

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shadypollster 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have a bet with a friend that Trump will walk out of the second debate or at least appeal to the camera and say "this isn't right" while Biden is smearing himself with poop and asking for his mother or other crazy shit. No joke. I think Trump will tell people this shit is nuts and not fair to this sick old man.

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randomuser567 3 points ago +3 / -0

My grandfather is totally gone to alzheimer's and I expect I will have a similar fate. This whole thing really makes me sad as he is so clearly out of it. It's actually kind of impressive in a sick way that they are able to pull a real life weekend at bernies.

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shadypollster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doubtful he will be so heavily coached it will be nuts. In person I can see Biden devolving into a total mess of "Dog face" this and that. In the comfort of his own basement his handlers will have their hand right up his ass.

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TrainsShepherds 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck... you’re probably right.

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No_Fun_Allowed 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's a walking, talking disaster even when completely coached and led by the nose through a completely scripted "press conference". There's just no way they will allow debates. They are going to kick the Kung Flu fear factory into overdrive to get out of it. The fake media and deep state will do all the campaigning for Biden.

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shadypollster 3 points ago +4 / -1

Oh if Trump actually agrees to online debates he deserves to lose. They will cheat so hard if this is allowed.

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NoahGav 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think Trump will refuse to do a "debate" where they aren't both on the same stage.

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polk_high_4_td 3 points ago +3 / -0

You're just giving Donna Brazille ideas now.

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden’s Veep will be the actual presidential candidate at the last minute, due to some health concerns with Biden. That is their plan.

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JiggsawCalrissian 2 points ago +2 / -0

They'll throttle trump's feed so you wont be able to see or hear him clearly and then let biden (unsuccessfully) take jabs at it

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zekin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Could also go the

HILLARY CLINTON APPROACH

Where she wore that ear piece when she had to give testimony

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