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posted ago by KuzoKevin +1395 / -0

Top "unfriend" of the day was when I replied - "It's been nice chatting with you, but I think I hear your shepherd whistling. I'll just wait here and watch to make sure you catch up with your flock."

And just like that - Boom! - I rid myself of a retarded acquaintance.

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codesherpa 57 points ago +57 / -0

The ones that bail on you because of your political beliefs probably weren't real friends anyways.

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KuzoKevin [S] 47 points ago +47 / -0

So true. Amazingly enough, the biggest Trump fan in my circle of friends is a lesbian. She wears the MAGA hat and tells people to "fuck off."

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randomuser567 33 points ago +34 / -1

Supporting trump is probably what it feels like to come out as gay to evangelical Mormon parents or something.

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randomuser567 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's sort of the endgame, right? They need to justify their existence somehow.

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KuzoKevin [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Wow. I never thought I'd be outed here.

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randomuser567 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's judgement-free-zone here lol

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randomuser567 15 points ago +15 / -0

0:54 cuts deep. I was trying to explain to my dad why it's not good idea to shit all over the Constitution based on emotion and he said I was "radicalized." I don't know if he really believes that or was just being melodramatic.

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The_kool_mom 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm proud of you, kiddo. Keep sharing truth. You're not the one who's been brainwashed.

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KuzoKevin [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Classic! Thanks

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 2 points ago +2 / -0

So good. The part where he looks at the camera man had me dying. Ty for sharing.

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MakeAmericaRichAgain 25 points ago +26 / -1

"Actually, his approval rating is currently 48%, so you're a sheep for NOT liking him."

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Pederrr 23 points ago +23 / -0

Stand up, or kneel for the bullet to the back of the head.

TOO FUCKING MANY FOLKS HERE WOULD RATHER KNEEL LATER THAN STAND UP NOW

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KuzoKevin [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fight!

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Pederrr 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fight or kneel.

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KingDomoro 14 points ago +14 / -0

I had a rat I had known since I was 10 years old completely block me out of their life for daring to say something wasn't racist.

Shit is nuts, but at least you're free now.

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FiatLux 13 points ago +14 / -1

Yeah also I have been deleting all the liberals on my 'friend' list - down by over 100 people already. Then when I'm way down I'll delete the whole thing - hard to do though because my wife posts family pics on there and I kinda got to be on it it feels like

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KuzoKevin [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

Let them delete you, Fren.

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KeepingAmericaGreat 10 points ago +10 / -0

"God bless you, too."

Edit To Clarify: "... but I think I hear your shepherd whistling." To wit my reply above.

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BigFreedomBoner 8 points ago +8 / -0

If you're not mentally ill yet, just FaceBook.

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Illinoyed 7 points ago +7 / -0

I unfollowed everyone with a black square. Feels good man

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MAGAdadUSA 6 points ago +6 / -0

I lost a ton in The Great Blackout Tuesday. I refused to share a black box to show others I wasn’t in fact racist. Please don’t judge me by my actions in life And how I treat others. Instead, judge me by how many black boxes I posted to social media.

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ButteryFumes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes. I deleted my account yesterday. Feels good, man 🐸🇺🇸

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KuzoKevin [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

No. I won't give up the fight.

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DivvyDivet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Awesome, I'm not on cuckbook, but my Twitter is lit with pro-Trump anti left posts. The reeeee is off the charts. But I don't care. No more silent majority. Time to be loud and out.

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 3 points ago +3 / -0

My fucking niece has TDS so bad, that she’s unfriended her great grandmother. She is the absolute sweetest lady you’ve ever met, and because she posted something pro trump, she got the axe. Our last remaining grandparent too. It’s truly mind boggling.

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Choomguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get rid of all liberals in your life. Im self employed, and i avoid even working for them as much as possible. Ive got a few that are not nazis, and are highly educated reasonable people, but i will fuck with them mercilessly. These types are 99% conservative, religious, we wouldnt disagree on much, but they have not realized what their party has become.

I talked to another customer yesterday (worked with him many times), i know hes a Democrat, but this covid thing has really exposed his insanity. Im going to string him along as long as i can, and hopefully never need the work. This piece of shit is an ex junky, was on methadone for decades, is a chronic pothead, a hothead, and worst of all, would have nothing if his rich sister didnt provide his housing, car and allowance. And thats why i have worked for him, because i like his sister and she pays for it. This guy lets everyone believe hes self made, it sad.

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sushicomp3d 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think the bigger challenge is not to divide us but to unite us. I’ve remained quiet on social media and I’d like to figure out how to unite others. If you do it right they’ll never know you did anything.

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AssaultCucumber 2 points ago +2 / -0

The most feared words that BLM/Antifa would hear ... "Affix Bayonets!"

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KuzoKevin [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Verbal bayonets, Fren.

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Texas_Hobo 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's funny how quickly leftists go for the whole "lol you worship Trump follow orders"

Almost like they're projecting.

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Caractacus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Spicy.

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Au_contrarian 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is not really a good way to engage with people to change hearts and minds

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KuzoKevin [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Never. I won't let anyone shut me up.

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GretaCornburg 0 points ago +1 / -1

Do it now it or they’ll do it for you and they’ll harvest your data like ughur Muslim organs

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Tellguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

They do that anyway. It's their business model.

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DarkestMatt 0 points ago +1 / -1

Lol faggot

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KuzoKevin [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't care if you think I'm an awful person. You don't know me at all.

You seem nice, BTW. You appear to have clever insights that you should keep to yourself.