Washington's is HILARIOUSLY TOOTHLESS.
https://coronavirus.wa.gov/information-for/you-and-your-family/face-masks-or-cloth-face-covering
I have a reason I cannot wear a face covering. Am I required to document or prove that? No, the order does not require you to document or prove a reason for not wearing a face covering. If a business won’t allow you to enter their office or store, ask them what accommodations they can provide such as curb-side pick-up, delivery or virtual meeting options.
Should I say something if someone near me isn’t wearing a face covering? No. Someone may have a medical reason for not wearing a face covering. Whether those around you are wearing face coverings or not, focus on keeping 6 feet of distance between you and washing your hands often.
What should I do if I see someone not wearing a mask? Nothing. Some people have conditions or circumstances that would make wearing a cloth face covering difficult or dangerous. Just wear your mask and stay six feet away.
Are businesses required to enforce the order for the public to wear face coverings? No. Businesses are not responsible to enforce the order, but they CAN refuse entry or service to customers who are not wearing face coverings. They must provide accommodations to people who indicate they have a condition that prevents them from wearing a face covering, such as curbside delivery.
I have a reason I cannot wear a face covering. Am I required to document or prove that? No, the order does not require that. Please do not contact your healthcare provider to obtain documentation.
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California:
The following individuals are exempt from wearing a face covering: • Persons younger than two years old. These very young children must not wear a face covering because of the risk of suffocation. • Persons with a medical condition, mental health condition, or disability that prevents wearing a face covering. This includes persons with a medical condition for whom wearing a face covering could obstruct breathing or who are unconscious, incapacitated, or otherwise unable to remove a face covering without assistance. • Persons who are hearing impaired, or communicating with a person who is hearing impaired, where the ability to see the mouth is essential for communication. • Persons for whom wearing a face covering would create a risk to the person related to their work, as determined by local, state, or federal regulators or workplace safety guidelines. • Persons who are obtaining a service involving the nose or face for which temporary removal of the face covering is necessary to perform the service. • Persons who are seated at a restaurant or other establishment that offers food or beverage service, while they are eating or drinking, provided that they are able to maintain a distance of at least six feet away from persons who are not members of the same household or residence. • Persons who are engaged in outdoor work or recreation such as swimming, walking, hiking, bicycling, or running, when alone or with household members, and when they are able to maintain a distance of at least sixfeet from others.