Everyone looks 100% like I’d expect. Seriously, Cali hipster vibe is just spilling out of that room (along with the pretentious arrogance and complete unwavering surety in your philosophy that seems to always come with it).

As a petty side note: What the fuck is up with Silicon Valley and their outright refusal to attempt to dress and look professional? Seriously, these are huge companies. They are discussed heavily from Wall St. to Washington. Would it seriously be the end of the world for an executive to wear a suit? We get it already. “You’re not like other companies and you’re hip and casual.” Give it a rest and just dress like an adult, maybe then you’ll start thinking like one. Gates wears a suit, Bezos wears a suit, it really isn’t too much to ask that people appreciate the gravity of their position by dressing appropriately.