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silentnomore 71 points ago +71 / -0

First step, take out the bongo player.

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Drekken- 39 points ago +39 / -0

It's not a legit cause until there's a drum circle.

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whiskey_shitz 28 points ago +28 / -0

Demoralize them. Without some crunchy beats they're done.

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Ioxvm 19 points ago +19 / -0

Bards try to raise morale, fail because they suck.

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ZombieConstitution 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd say they should have rolled to seduce the police, but I've actually seen them try that before, and they always roll a critical failure on that, too.

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 24 points ago +24 / -0

Nah man, they were just using a time signature you haven't heard of yet due to your white privilege.

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ZombieConstitution 8 points ago +8 / -0

Keeping proper time is White Supremacy.

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Nadlers_Belt 10 points ago +10 / -0

Then the dayglo green hats.

“legal observers” = professional agitators and mob violence enablers.

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George 46 points ago +46 / -0

So fucking embarrassing to all of the human race.

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Winter 3 points ago +3 / -0

First thought was “oh god this is so cringey”. I couldn’t watch it all, the cringe was too strong

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NautiFella 42 points ago +44 / -2

WE TRIED WORDS - you failed to listen

WE TRIED TEAR GAS - you failed to disperse

WE TRIED NON LETHAL FORCE - you attacked us and burned the city.

HERE COMES THE LEAD

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zekin 11 points ago +11 / -0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHzw4QvE2Do&t=40s

Didn't they ban tear gas in Seattle?

They need to UNBAN it to get these commies out peacefully.

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IronMaiden 16 points ago +16 / -0

We'll just use mustard gas then 😆

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Cutter 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd go right to Brown poopon.

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Asshat4Congress 33 points ago +33 / -0

If the police just started using their baton to hit the rioters' phone this would be over in 1 hour.

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Bramble 14 points ago +14 / -0

There's a certain point when police attacking someone with non lethal force is entirely justified.

If a bully pushes me to the ground I have every right to stand up and punch him in the face.

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

As someone who works for a phone company, this got a good laugh from me. XD

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AtariArtist 28 points ago +28 / -0

Those skateboards are so cringe. None of them can ride for shit. They're just weapons. Why do the police lag in basic intel for YEARS on the obvious stuff?

On the plus side it'll be nice having no police to contend with during Civil War 2. They're already being pulled off the table in time for militias to take over uncontested so it's all kind of zen when you think about it.

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Captntrouble 14 points ago +14 / -0

You kidding? Shit pops off, after how the cities have been treating cops?? They'll be with us in this

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NotRealDemSocialism 2 points ago +3 / -1

You may have told us so, but some of us stay behind because we refuse to let it be easy. If lines ever draw, you'll be as glad to have us frustrating things behind them as we will be to have you redrawing those lines each and every day.

From many, we are one

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NotRealDemSocialism 0 points ago +1 / -1

Maybe it's just because I live in it that I recognize reality what you seem so quickly to dismiss as fantasy.

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NotRealDemSocialism 0 points ago +1 / -1

Why so angry?

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AtariArtist 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well yes - I was sloppily alluding to that. The cities are handing them right to us.

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nufosmatic 11 points ago +11 / -0

"Prove to me you can RIDE that skateboard!"

<proceeds to go ten feet and fall on his ass>

"OK, yer goin' IN..."

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Ucanttakeskyfromme 2 points ago +2 / -0

ATF should get on that and make skate boards NFA items, I mean they can ban all kinds of shit that's just a few pieces of aluminum or plastic than they can ban skateboards tax stamps background checks waiting periods permits to carry

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Bigsweaties 12 points ago +12 / -0

How cute. They have their own lil drummer boy. He could be disabled with a blast if pepper spray.

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fumbl3 7 points ago +7 / -0

Or a stiff wind, lol.

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OneBigMaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pretty sure he's already disabled.

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Maga_Gator 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Bard

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BrotherAshanti22 10 points ago +10 / -0

Look at those witches in gas mask. Cops need to rip them off and arrest those losers.

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Wheredidiputit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seattle is Dying. Look it up. Watch it. I'm amazed these cops are still even there.

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LeftistsAreInsane 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now listen here you drugged up communists, you're not getting your autonomous zone back.

Aroooooooooooooo!

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Wheredidiputit 1 point ago +1 / -0

"You'll be negotiating with the ANTIFA's mysterious leaders, the Brain Balls.They've got a lot of brains...and they've got a lot of... chutzpah."

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cbonez416 3 points ago +6 / -3

Only real bullets will work!! Sorry but we are at that point!! These brainwashed souls are very trained. This isn't normal and is very obvious this was all planned out!!

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fumbl3 2 points ago +3 / -1

I agree. Shit would die down immediately.

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farquhar 2 points ago +2 / -0

They would drop some tendies in their pants and run home crying to Momma's basement.

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IntrepidBurger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honestly, seeing things like this make me understand how Kent State happened.

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Smurfection 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's with the bongo drums and plastic pail drumming? They think they're Shaka Zulu?

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Ucanttakeskyfromme 1 point ago +1 / -0

they should just start arresting them the moment they show up. hold them in jail for 48 hrs then release them. if any show violence during the arrest then charge and prosecute them

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farquhar 1 point ago +1 / -0

When is it time to start taking out the trash?

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incogneato 1 point ago +1 / -0

about 5 a.m. is good because they're all sleeping off last night's drunk/high

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myswedishfriend 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gee, who could have seen that coming when they retook the area without arresting any of the occupiers.

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FuckRioters 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think they arrested about 28 when clearing out the area, but that's a fairly small number.

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StompTheLeft 1 point ago +1 / -0

USA LIVE AMMO.

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1funknugget 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone else notice you can’t watch twitter videos and YouTube videos via thedonald mobile anymore?

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MrAlwaysRight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Best policy is to record. Do facial recognition. Go to their homes and book them. Get all their information and tag them. If they did nothing illegal they are tagged in the system. If they did something illegal they go to jail.

It’s difficult to mass arrest protestors. That’s this system works best. Most of the time it doesn’t even hit the news.

Also tagged people get multiple counts.