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RivalPipe 63 points ago +63 / -0

Does anyone remember that Ad campaign: Real Men of Genius?

Real Men of Genius.

Today we salute Iranian Nuclear Physicist Self-Blower-Upper.

(Mr. Iranian Nuclear Physicist Self-Blower-Upper!)

Using stolen data from several disreputable sources, you work day and night to crush the American Dream.

(Crushing dreams!)

Sure, there is incredible danger dealing with radiation AND explosives, but you rely on instincts and Allah.

(It's probably the blue wire!)

So, crack open an Ice Cold isotope, Self-Blower Upper, cause we all know that when the going gets tough, the tough nuke themselves.

(Mr. Iranian Nuclear Physicist Self-Blower-Upper!)

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Southern_Belle 15 points ago +15 / -0

Gosh, that was hilarious!

So creative -- I love it.

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Wheredidiputit 7 points ago +7 / -0

Used to be Real American Heroes before is was Men of Genius.

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knightofday 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lold so hard humming that to the tune

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DeplorableLA 40 points ago +40 / -0

OK. I like self-starters.

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RivalPipe 11 points ago +11 / -0

I totally agree. It isn't often that the labels go-getter and bed-shitter both apply, but here we are.

Nice work, Iran.

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theReallyRealRJ 7 points ago +7 / -0

/hilariousSpitTake

I love the 'pedes SOO much.

Greater wit and comedy will one not find on the Intarwebs than here.

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DeplorableLA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why thank you. I am usually not in favor of nuclear weapons being used but have found peace with Iran nuking itself.

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Dashmoomoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's true!

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SigourneyPodgorny20 14 points ago +14 / -0

Aww that's too bad

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TeamMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://www.breitbart.com/news/iran-reports-accident-at-nuclear-site-warns-enemies/

Most likely new centrifuges going in and one or more blew up during calibration.

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PatriotSkorzeny 7 points ago +11 / -4

You didn’t read the article did you? Fake nooz.

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AbsurdOpinion 7 points ago +7 / -0

The proper link:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-53214259

Linking to "AMP" sites only feeds the google data collection machine.

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farquhar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for the heads up, pede!

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alcibiades_hammer 7 points ago +8 / -1

Whoever denied it, supplied it!

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lockgr2002 4 points ago +4 / -0

Russia says they detected this last week. Supposedly the Iran building was just damaged this morning.

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PewPew_ThaDuK 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yo Trump's presidency is legit the greatest of all time!

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DearCow 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Deep state has been selling nuclear technology and nuclear paraphernalia to rogue countries for decades. I once did a Google map search on a particular area of Iran, which was suspected of having a particular nuclear facility there. The map was completely blank in that area, but I did manage to find a very tiny structure, which was titled something like, "men's nuclear facility swimming pool change room" (all alone, in the middle of nowhere). Obviously, someone had erased all of the map information around it. I have often wondered if the nuclear technology, which was sold to them was pre-designed to self destruct if they ever decide to use it.

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Aluminoti 2 points ago +2 / -0

Horse face Kerry was probably helping them out with their Nuke program while visiting his relatives

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christianknight 1 point ago +1 / -0

So a nuclear reactor did melt down..

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oopsie!

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swimjim 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the best timeline.

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Censorddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Celebrated July 4th a little early