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fedupinsandiego 51 points ago +52 / -1

But but but but but but

CASES!!!!!!!!!!

CASES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CASES!!!!!

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foams at mouth

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YaBoiJacob 34 points ago +34 / -0

CASES

WERE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wait what do you mean 0.05 mortality rate?

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fedupinsandiego 15 points ago +15 / -0

I don't think you heard me loud enough

C-A-S-E-S. What does that spell? CASES!!!!! NEW CASES!!!!!!!!

EVERYONE WHO GETS DIAGNOSED WITH A POSITIVE COVID 19 CASE IS IN A COUNTDOWN CLOCK TO IMMINENT DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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practicalize 12 points ago +13 / -1

We are all going to die. This was previously established. Dems say it will be net neutrality climate change gun owners Obamacare repeal covid 19 reopening businesses that moves up the date.

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Pepe138 8 points ago +8 / -0

Friend I hate to correct you... but you forgot tax cuts...... they're the real killer mvp

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NancyPeloci 4 points ago +4 / -0

Net neutrality enters the chat.

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practicalize 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh my, you’re right! I must have had the volume turned down on the propaganda channel. Never again! We’re all in this together!

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thuggishruggishtrump 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hopefully this all means nobody is buying this "muh second wave" horse shit.

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50blessings 9 points ago +9 / -0

In California, there’s a bunch of people I’ve talked to while working at my retail job that says this coronavirus is bullshit. I had a 70-80ish year old lady say that this whole thing was a complete hoax and that it was all a ploy to oppress Americans. People hate the masks, and they hate being locked down. They just want it to be over with.

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IMMORTAN_TRUMP 12 points ago +12 / -0

Anytime you see a lefty karen on facebook complaining about rising cases. Just ask "So what?". The only problem with rising cases would be if the death rate was still 3%. It's not. For people under 50 the death rate is .02%.

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Block_Helen 3 points ago +3 / -0

For people under 50 the death rate is .02%.

And dropping.

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Unicron3 5 points ago +5 / -0

We even counted you as positive after you left the testing line. Just for everyones safety.

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