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YaBoiJacob 34 points ago +34 / -0

CASES

WERE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wait what do you mean 0.05 mortality rate?

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fedupinsandiego 15 points ago +15 / -0

I don't think you heard me loud enough

C-A-S-E-S. What does that spell? CASES!!!!! NEW CASES!!!!!!!!

EVERYONE WHO GETS DIAGNOSED WITH A POSITIVE COVID 19 CASE IS IN A COUNTDOWN CLOCK TO IMMINENT DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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practicalize 12 points ago +13 / -1

We are all going to die. This was previously established. Dems say it will be net neutrality climate change gun owners Obamacare repeal covid 19 reopening businesses that moves up the date.

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Pepe138 8 points ago +8 / -0

Friend I hate to correct you... but you forgot tax cuts...... they're the real killer mvp

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NancyPeloci 4 points ago +4 / -0

Net neutrality enters the chat.

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practicalize 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh my, you’re right! I must have had the volume turned down on the propaganda channel. Never again! We’re all in this together!