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napoleon4321 51 points ago +52 / -1

Trump and the Queen spoke by phone 2 days ago. Coincidence?

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MightyEighth 69 points ago +71 / -2

Queen: screeches

Trump: Sorry, I don’t speak lizard

slams phone down

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edinas_bubble 28 points ago +28 / -0

"Sorry, I don't speak lizard."

I don't know why but that has me laughing my ass off. Thanks pede!

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ColludingWithAmerica 13 points ago +14 / -1

Truth in a dark meme creates great juxtaposition

Plus it is hilarious

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stjdalen 21 points ago +21 / -0

If they did, probably not, a heads up from Trump to the Queen that he respects

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jennyfrutex 34 points ago +35 / -1

On a fundamental level I disagree with hereditary monarchy, but I give QE2 some credit: she seems to take her position and responsibilities seriously. The woman was an auto mechanic during World War 2, and basically from birth, she never had a choice in what she'd do in life.

Too bad Charles and Andrew seem like such useless fuckups. At least William seems to be a good guy, although Harry's a lost cause thanks to his loudmouth feminist wife.

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 10 points ago +10 / -0

Harry has no balls. Markle'd kill shot, flawless victory.

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MuadDon 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's the difference between being born and raised in a world that still values honor and then watching that disappear and not be the world that your children and grandchildren grow up in.