Listen sick, here's the deal. Three things. Number one, come on man. Number two, that's just malarkey, number three, I WROTE THE CONSTITUTION, ME! it was around the time I got my first leg hairs, at the pool with the kids trying to grab them while sitting on my lap. So anyways, number five, Barack America is a good friend of mine, he helped with the cockroaches and the thing, you know. So listen Jack, make sure to go vote for Biden/Corn Pop 30330 for US Senate, or else go vote for the other Biden. And that's it, period. If you don't like it then you're full of shit, we can take it outside man. Lastly, I-- my times up. Why am I stopping? Got it Jack? Period! PERIOD!
Thank you Dr. Pepper, thank you Aunt Jemimah, and thank you Dr. Ben Carson for his wonderful rice. Without these prominent historical figures, we wouldn't have 7 stripes, 6 bars, and a hell of a lot of stars on our Antartican flag today! In God we tr-- you know what I mean, man! I'm in a lot of trouble now. This is gonna be all over C-SPAN, I can answer one more question. Come on. You're a lying dog faced-- my times up. I really have to go. Okay, one more. Oh, that was it? Must've heard that last one in the ham radio on my ear. Anyway, my times up.
Look, let's get four things straight. Number one, youre all lying dog faced sacks of shit. Number two, that's malarkey, number three, look at the facts...and number six, come on man.
Let's look at the facts. Joe Bidens done it all. He was..He was there when those Wright Brothers made the first automobile. He was there when Christopher Columbo sailed with Orlando and Johnny to fight those Caribbean Pirates. He went to the moon with with Stretch Armstrong and and Buzz Lightgear... Joe woulda been the first to to step foot on the moon, but that Armstrong fella, he says..he says...he says.."come on man, I know you like me." So Joe, he he let him go first out of the..the thing. What a guy right? Unlike President Tweety. Joes has done it. PERIOD.
Ill tell you another thing, Joe and his good friend Barrack Obiden, they helped those black kids. Biden, he he taught them the the goals and dreams and that they can almost be just as smart as the white kids and that if they keep PUNCHING IT AND PUNCHING IT AND PUNCHING IT, you can make a buck or two in in life without having to rob any 7/11s where they have the Indian accents. You know the ones? Right? The ones with the Indians and the.. the thing...i...i used to be from a black community. A guy named Corn Pop...ran with..ran with some bad boys...real bad boys...but he got on that diving board and Joe yelled "YOU LISTEN"! and then he wrapped that god damn chain around his head and and and and...GOD DAMMIT MAN! Come on man! Listen man! Cut it out! This is about Trump and the Senate! We have to take him behind the the dumpster and knock him the hell out man! We have to have Trump win so so so we can can win. PERIOD. If you don't like me, you ain't black and vote for the other Biden. I'm done. Wait why am i stopping, nobody else is stopping?...Have you met my wife? Daughter?...granddaughter? Which one is this? I love kids. Roaches.
YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME ABOUT ME? Give me a break slick. I'm as healthy as I ever was. Let's go outside man, do some push-ups, go running, boom boom boom, whatever you want man, then we'll see who's laughing. You think this is funny? It's not, it's just MALARKEY. So look, it's three things. NUMBER ONE-- You keep on making these posts man.. why-why-why-why-why? You're getting nervous man! Calm down, it's okay. I am ready to have a whole ONE debate with anyone that the DN-- I mean, of MY choosing! Total free will! I'm not scared of Donald Duck, PERIOD.
Listen black, the real problem is gun violence. Just this month we lost 300 million-- I mean billion peop-- the gallons of oil, people who got the tax break for the thing, and that's NOT OKAY. Cut the malarkey. THATS THE FOURTH THING-- Gun rights for everyone are not your rights man! GIVE. ME. A BREAK. JACK. And if-- bring that last slide back up, I didn't see what it sai-- ok, got it. Next slide:
Number NIN-- I MEAN FIVE-- I MEAN, ITS THE EIGHTH ONE, you know what I meant. We also need police reform. One in three stops results in malarkey. So what we're gonna do about is is implement a mandatory malarkeylizer test for anyone who's driving under the influenza. And we are working hard to refund the police. CHECK THE RECORD. Give me a break man, PERIOD. My times up. Yes sir. Number TWO-- I am not going nuts. I don't even like nuts, I like the.. what do the kids call it, th- the, avocados man, really crunchy. Last time at Burger King I had gotten a burrito and it had that thing in it, but they didn't give me any avocados so I told the cashier, hey-- this may taste good but if you don't give me some sauce I'm gonna wrap this chain around your neck man. Thank you Dr. Pepper.
This whole Maxwell Hotdog arrest should scare Donald Trunk, all right? I have got EVERYTHING- I mean NOTHING to do with it! So cut me a break man! This ain't no nickel Kit-Kat bar I'm talking about, these cost at least a dollar now! The sane dollar that Donald Trump is taking from your pockets! So leading up to the 2028 elect-- I mean 2024, ask yourself, do I want Donald Trump or do I want Kit-Kats? Period.
NUMBER TWO-- I'm the one who put 750 million-- two billion, hundred thousand women back in the workforce. Gave them a ch-- CHECK THE RECORD JACK-- I don't work for you! If you don't like it go vote for someone else. You're too old to vote for me man, come on. My times up. Remember when you go home, turn on your record players and send a fax to Joe 30330 about the thing. I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO-CANNEDMEAT-DONALDTRUMP. PERIOD.
Joe is shaking in his, his..you know the things! Come on man! Cut me a break! I'm an old man, I'm confused! Where am I?!
Listen here fats..corn pop is a baaaaad dude
AND I LEANRED ABOUT ROACHES
something something.. I'm running for United States Senate.
sharts loudly
mumble mumble vote for the other Biden!
And kids jumping in my lap
I'm an O'Biden Bama Democrat you dog faced pony soldier
And he ran with a lot of bad boys
Listen sick, here's the deal. Three things. Number one, come on man. Number two, that's just malarkey, number three, I WROTE THE CONSTITUTION, ME! it was around the time I got my first leg hairs, at the pool with the kids trying to grab them while sitting on my lap. So anyways, number five, Barack America is a good friend of mine, he helped with the cockroaches and the thing, you know. So listen Jack, make sure to go vote for Biden/Corn Pop 30330 for US Senate, or else go vote for the other Biden. And that's it, period. If you don't like it then you're full of shit, we can take it outside man. Lastly, I-- my times up. Why am I stopping? Got it Jack? Period! PERIOD!
Sounds legit
Thank you Dr. Pepper, thank you Aunt Jemimah, and thank you Dr. Ben Carson for his wonderful rice. Without these prominent historical figures, we wouldn't have 7 stripes, 6 bars, and a hell of a lot of stars on our Antartican flag today! In God we tr-- you know what I mean, man! I'm in a lot of trouble now. This is gonna be all over C-SPAN, I can answer one more question. Come on. You're a lying dog faced-- my times up. I really have to go. Okay, one more. Oh, that was it? Must've heard that last one in the ham radio on my ear. Anyway, my times up.
Look, let's get four things straight. Number one, youre all lying dog faced sacks of shit. Number two, that's malarkey, number three, look at the facts...and number six, come on man.
Let's look at the facts. Joe Bidens done it all. He was..He was there when those Wright Brothers made the first automobile. He was there when Christopher Columbo sailed with Orlando and Johnny to fight those Caribbean Pirates. He went to the moon with with Stretch Armstrong and and Buzz Lightgear... Joe woulda been the first to to step foot on the moon, but that Armstrong fella, he says..he says...he says.."come on man, I know you like me." So Joe, he he let him go first out of the..the thing. What a guy right? Unlike President Tweety. Joes has done it. PERIOD.
Ill tell you another thing, Joe and his good friend Barrack Obiden, they helped those black kids. Biden, he he taught them the the goals and dreams and that they can almost be just as smart as the white kids and that if they keep PUNCHING IT AND PUNCHING IT AND PUNCHING IT, you can make a buck or two in in life without having to rob any 7/11s where they have the Indian accents. You know the ones? Right? The ones with the Indians and the.. the thing...i...i used to be from a black community. A guy named Corn Pop...ran with..ran with some bad boys...real bad boys...but he got on that diving board and Joe yelled "YOU LISTEN"! and then he wrapped that god damn chain around his head and and and and...GOD DAMMIT MAN! Come on man! Listen man! Cut it out! This is about Trump and the Senate! We have to take him behind the the dumpster and knock him the hell out man! We have to have Trump win so so so we can can win. PERIOD. If you don't like me, you ain't black and vote for the other Biden. I'm done. Wait why am i stopping, nobody else is stopping?...Have you met my wife? Daughter?...granddaughter? Which one is this? I love kids. Roaches.
YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME ABOUT ME? Give me a break slick. I'm as healthy as I ever was. Let's go outside man, do some push-ups, go running, boom boom boom, whatever you want man, then we'll see who's laughing. You think this is funny? It's not, it's just MALARKEY. So look, it's three things. NUMBER ONE-- You keep on making these posts man.. why-why-why-why-why? You're getting nervous man! Calm down, it's okay. I am ready to have a whole ONE debate with anyone that the DN-- I mean, of MY choosing! Total free will! I'm not scared of Donald Duck, PERIOD.
Listen black, the real problem is gun violence. Just this month we lost 300 million-- I mean billion peop-- the gallons of oil, people who got the tax break for the thing, and that's NOT OKAY. Cut the malarkey. THATS THE FOURTH THING-- Gun rights for everyone are not your rights man! GIVE. ME. A BREAK. JACK. And if-- bring that last slide back up, I didn't see what it sai-- ok, got it. Next slide:
Number NIN-- I MEAN FIVE-- I MEAN, ITS THE EIGHTH ONE, you know what I meant. We also need police reform. One in three stops results in malarkey. So what we're gonna do about is is implement a mandatory malarkeylizer test for anyone who's driving under the influenza. And we are working hard to refund the police. CHECK THE RECORD. Give me a break man, PERIOD. My times up. Yes sir. Number TWO-- I am not going nuts. I don't even like nuts, I like the.. what do the kids call it, th- the, avocados man, really crunchy. Last time at Burger King I had gotten a burrito and it had that thing in it, but they didn't give me any avocados so I told the cashier, hey-- this may taste good but if you don't give me some sauce I'm gonna wrap this chain around your neck man. Thank you Dr. Pepper.
This whole Maxwell Hotdog arrest should scare Donald Trunk, all right? I have got EVERYTHING- I mean NOTHING to do with it! So cut me a break man! This ain't no nickel Kit-Kat bar I'm talking about, these cost at least a dollar now! The sane dollar that Donald Trump is taking from your pockets! So leading up to the 2028 elect-- I mean 2024, ask yourself, do I want Donald Trump or do I want Kit-Kats? Period.
NUMBER TWO-- I'm the one who put 750 million-- two billion, hundred thousand women back in the workforce. Gave them a ch-- CHECK THE RECORD JACK-- I don't work for you! If you don't like it go vote for someone else. You're too old to vote for me man, come on. My times up. Remember when you go home, turn on your record players and send a fax to Joe 30330 about the thing. I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO-CANNEDMEAT-DONALDTRUMP. PERIOD.
lol You faggots taking the time to type all this out for my entertainment and reading pleasure. I salute you.
Longest three comments I've read here. Ya'll went into the zone.
Damn! You are funny.
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