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Caitiffculprit 198 points ago +199 / -1

I AM THE LAW.

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MAGAguitar 89 points ago +90 / -1

His Justice is both blind and all-seeing.

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AOCs_tits 62 points ago +64 / -2

People are funny on TD.

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GeorgeOhwell 72 points ago +75 / -3

Thats because conservatives have a sense of humor whereas liberals tend to have a sense of REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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chopz 21 points ago +23 / -2

The Party of FUN

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Skinagrizz 14 points ago +15 / -1

Absolutely!

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linereddit 7 points ago +8 / -1

A 24/7 MAGA party with NO BRAKES!

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mcoulton 1 point ago +2 / -1

Choo Choo

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Caitiffculprit 22 points ago +23 / -1

I recommend the 2012 version

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DrCowboyPresident 15 points ago +16 / -1

That movie was based

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Provis22 8 points ago +9 / -1

That movie is my counter argument to the defund crowd.

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PaigeAshley 0 points ago +1 / -1

This exactly ^^

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iamjohnwick 6 points ago +7 / -1

Fuck yea it was.

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HCQaddict 2 points ago +3 / -1

I recommend the 2032 version.

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AlohaSnackbar 3 points ago +4 / -1

Tvzion (premium club version, 12 bucks a year or so) with a paid debrid account(real debrid/all-debrid/premiumize.me. In order from cheapest to most expensive, and /GENERALLY/ in order of ok to best. 3-6 bucks a month). A free trakt account, and you are off to the races. 7-8 bucks a month and literally anything you want to watch in seconds.

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PaigeAshley 0 points ago +1 / -1

Agreed, such a great movie.

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khp041000 10 points ago +11 / -1

Please be sure to rent it or purchase it!

I only say this because my dad was in the movie and I want him to get that SAG accruals.

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khp041000 3 points ago +4 / -1

I upvote you for this! Thank you fam!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +2 / -1

What part did he play?

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khp041000 4 points ago +5 / -1

All of them. True story

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +1 / -1

Lol I wish I saw the movie and had a fitting response. I saw the Stallone version, and some youtube clips of this version last night. This one seems WAY better than Stallone's

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Destineed369 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s insane to think the rubbing man happened like 8 years in the past now lol

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Jikemenkins 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rubbing man?

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linereddit 14 points ago +14 / -0

Previously released as Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.

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AlohaSnackbar 1 point ago +3 / -2

WTF? You must be 25 or under. There's absolutely no way anyone could compare the two and say LA was better, equal, or even close to NY in terms of quality.

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AlohaSnackbar 2 points ago +3 / -1

It's not an insult. Well, it is in the sense that kids today have been skinner boxed for instant gratification and therefore can't appreciate anything that takes more than 5 minutes to get down to business. But it's not a personal insult, and I'm pretty sure I was spot on, so there's that.

And let's take a look at viewer reviews. Actually, I don't have to. I already know that anywhere you look NY will be much, much higher.

Ultimately what we like in movies is all about personal taste, but, you may as well have said you preferred the RoboCop, The Thing, Total Recall, and eps 7-9 star wars movies. Because those are just plain wrong.

Also, you should consider that if I can nail your age group, there's probably a reason, and it doesn't involve getting off my lawn. Although, I'd be surprised as FUCK if you've actually watched all of They Live, so you do technically have the chance to surprise me.

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Brandon 2 points ago +2 / -0

What impressed me about NY is the special effects. Using reflective tape an black light to simulate computer simulation.

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CoronalDischarge 6 points ago +6 / -0

Demolition Man is Hilarious: Lenina Huxley- looks like he matched his meat, you really licked his ass... John Spartan- That's Met his Match And Kicked His ASS.. Huxley: met his match and kicked his ass (X3) Fkucin' Hilarious!

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N7fury 4 points ago +4 / -0

I too have recently went on a classic action movie (e.g. Escape from New York, Predator, Die Hard, the Terminators, Fist of Fury, First Blood 1 and 2, Rambo, The Crow, The Boondock Saints, Aliens, The Rock, etc.) binge. I could go on. Funny how that works. I get so tired of the SJW garbage on stream sites and everything coming out of Hollywood. The left makes everything about race, anti-christian, anti-American bs. They just ruin everything they touch.

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friendofno1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah escape from New York, what most residents are currently up to. NYC has turned into Purge movie in real life, only worse because it lasts more than 24 hours. What a shit hole.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is it a shit hole in the literal sense like San Fran?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Frankfurt school in full effect

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 4 points ago +4 / -0

BASED

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ShampocalypseWOW 3 points ago +3 / -0

LAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!

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Modus_Pwninz 38 points ago +38 / -0

Judge Judy would probably be preferable to whoever they go with.

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MW23232 6 points ago +7 / -1

Just please ... DO NOT TELL ME the Judge assigned to the case is Judge Ronnie Abrams (United States District Judge of the United States District Court for the SDNY). Nooooooooooo. I am not even going into details on cases she's been inolved with. But then I found out her husband, Greg Andres, was one of the attorneys who worked on the Mueller "muh Russia" investigation.

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Imransgarage 4 points ago +4 / -0

Right, I remember when they got rid of the super-biased Flynn judge to add in the supposedly ultra-non biased judge who then proceeded to turn into a prosecutor for Halloween.

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RocketSurgeon22 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sullivan probably gets it.

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IncredibleMrE1 26 points ago +26 / -0

Case gets reassigned to DC, Amy Berman Jackson and Emmet Sullivan are ready and waiting.

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MuadDon 16 points ago +16 / -0

Deep state decides too much heat on DC rn so they go with a Hawaiian judge.

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IthoughtIwalked 14 points ago +14 / -0

However, Maxwell will claim she has a fear of flying and cannot go to Hawaii

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TearsMakeTheBestAmmo 9 points ago +9 / -0

AOC needs to get off her ass and make the train to Hawii work!

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zipodk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Literally laughed out loud. Thanks for reminding me of that bullshit. The part where they go through her vacation list that involved flights... lol.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's always the first thing I do when I'm scared, build new doorways.

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aintgotnotimefothis 3 points ago +3 / -0

No. She will decide to "hang" herself after being granted bond and planning a vacation.

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TheBusiness 41 points ago +42 / -1

The funny part is you all think she will be alive for her trial!

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Sumarongi 23 points ago +23 / -0

Ghislaine Maxwell didn’t not kill herself yet

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Kek_Johnson 11 points ago +11 / -0

She's the daughter of the dude who runs MacMillan publishing. 0bama got a $70 million dollar book deal with them.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

So you're saying she gets first dibs at big Mike?

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justicein2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

trump never went to the island or flew with epstein anywhere.

trump borrowed the epstein plane when his own plane?pilot? was out of service for a trip to ny from fl.

and that came out about 15 years ago in the conspiracy places.(who has known about epstein for a long long time.)

i doubt you could find that info now tho.

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BillionsAndBillions 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, they already know which cell she's going in, which guards to pay off, who is doing the hit, and what her "suicide" will look like.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

That Italian cellmate who was an ex-cop and built like a linebacker, I still think he killed Epstein the night before. If he's dead.

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lostremote- 1 point ago +1 / -0

He’s not dead

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like that idea better. Along with this bitch surviving, and they both tell us everything they know.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 16 points ago +16 / -0

Mama is not the law. I am the law.

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PaigeAshley 6 points ago +6 / -0

That scene is so badass!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl_sRb0uQ7A

Judgement Time.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

I never saw that version. Seems to be way better than Stallone's, which I did see.

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PaigeAshley 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's very good. It lives up to its R rating though, so be warned. I end up looking away at some scenes, but it's probably fine for most people. 😁 It really is one of the best movies I've watched though.

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larc7thheaven 1 point ago +1 / -0

My favourite part when he says Judgement time

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debi_birx_scarf 14 points ago +14 / -0

Cucked Judge Napolitano just said on FoxNews she will likely be taken TO THE SAME JAIL Epstein was taken.

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ArdentGrasshopper 12 points ago +13 / -1

Looks like an excellent Supreme Court nominee to me.

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TearsMakeTheBestAmmo 5 points ago +5 / -0

There is a setting that allows you to have the thread images expanded.

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wethedownvoted 9 points ago +9 / -0

that's a kook cube for you creep!

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brokemyknife 7 points ago +7 / -0

The crimes committed carry a mandatory minimum sentence of life in an iso cube with no chance of parole.

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JohnnyThomas 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Defense noted."

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Toughsky_Shitsky 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Honorable Jon Miller is available.

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Tonightm02 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you are expecting her to reach any type of courtroom you must be new around here.

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TheTeutonicSensation 5 points ago +5 / -0

Loving the Dredd memes. The perfect antidote to the times we live in

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rubberkidney 4 points ago +4 / -0

melania would make a great judge anderson.

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minotaurbeach 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here in MAGA City, 'I AM THE LAW!'

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philandy 4 points ago +4 / -0

What are the Las Vegas odds that she's assigned 2 to 4 weeks of solitary confinement?

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asiatrails 4 points ago +4 / -0

She will probably depart just like her father, a mysterious suicide. Here is an archive of Wikipedia before they clean it up https://archive.fo/MEjW1

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Kek_Johnson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks.

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ElGuapo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hmmmmmm, I might have to cobble together a ā€œJudge Trumpā€ costume this year....ā€Prez Dreddā€?

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cjcivicx 4 points ago +4 / -0

You've been judged, Pedo Queen, and I sentence you to hang until your feet quit kicking... after you've been Stabbed, shot in various non lethal areas, and have had wild hogs eat away part of your legs... don’t worry, we’ll keep you on an IV drip so you don’t die too quickly!

So says Judge Tredd!

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GodKingHarambe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Judge John Miller

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Choppermagic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Screw that. He should be giving justice to the Obamagate crooks instead.

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HeavyHebrew 3 points ago +3 / -0

https://youtu.be/bTvrLUopM4g

Fifteen years in the academy

He was like no cadet they'd ever seen

A man so hard, his veins bleed ice

And when he speaks he never says it twice

They call him Judge, his last name is Dredd

Break the law and you wind up dead

Truth and justice are what he's fighting for

Judge Dredd the man, he is the law

DROKK IT!With gun and bike he rules the streets

And every perp he meets will taste defeat

Not even Death can overcome his might

Cause Dredd and Anderson they won the fight

When the Sovs started the Apocalypse war

Mega-City was bombed to the floor

Dredd resisted and the judges fought back

Crushed the Sovs with their counter-attack

DROKK IT!Respect the badge - he earned it with his blood

Fear the gun - your sentence may be death because...I AM THE LAW!

And you won't fuck around no more - I AM THE LAW!I judge the rich, I judge the poor - I AM THE LAW!

Commit a crime I'll lock the door - I AM THE LAW!

Because in Mega-City I AM THE LAW!In the cursed earth where mutants dwell

There is no law just a living hell

Anarchy and chaos as the blood runs red

But this would change if it was up to Dredd

The book of law is the bible to himAnd any crime committed is a sin

He keeps the peace with his law-giver

Judge, jury, and executioner

DROKK IT!

Respect the badge - he earned it with his blood

Fear the gun - your sentence may be death because... I AM THE LAW!

And you won't fuck around no more - I AM THE LAW!I judge the rich, I judge the poor - I AM THE LAW!

Commit a crime I'll lock the door - I AM THE LAW!

Because in Mega-City I AM THE LAW!

CRIME - The ultimate sin

Your iso-cube is waiting when he brings you in

LAW - It's what he stands for

Crime's his only enemy and he's going to war

CRIME - The ultimate sin

Your ISO-cube is waiting when he brings you in

LAW - It's what he stands for

Crime's his only enemy and he's going to war

Respect the badge - he earned it with his blood

Fear the gun - your sentence may be death because... I AM THE LAW!

And you won't fuck around no more - I AM THE LAW!

I judge the rich, I judge the poor - I AM THE LAW!

Commit a crime I'll lock the door - I AM THE LAW!

Because in Mega-City - I AM THE LAW!

And you won't fuck around no more - I AM THE LAW!

I judge the rich, I judge the poor - I AM THE LAW!

Commit a crime I'll lock the door - I AM THE LAW!

Because in Mega-City... I... AM... THE... LAW!

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anon572759 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh god I didn't realize how much I needed that!

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MichelleObamasBulge 3 points ago +3 / -0

Scott Adams summed up my feelings on all this quite succinctly.

ā€œThe simulation has delivered to us once again: Entertainment.ā€

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PaigeAshley 3 points ago +3 / -0

Judge Trumpp! Someone made a great Trump as Dredd video in 2016. Here it is!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oqemivBMG0M

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Infidel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Highly recommend. That movie is awesome. To think that I almost didn't watch it because of the cheesy original.

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Dtxtb 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's uniquely different In a sense that they should not be looked at as remake. I hope that makes sense.

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PaigeAshley 2 points ago +2 / -0

Highly recommend it as well! Karl did a hell of a job, very well done.

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CanadianMeathead 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do we know who the judge is or is this comic relief?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Needs shitpost flair.

Interesting screen name. I hear a combination of Archie Bunker in a took and frying up fatback, hey

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fjobb 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder if the real judge will be Roland friesler, whoops I mean Amy Berman Jackson.

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Nightbringer33 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only the best, believe me!

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Warren_Puffitt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chance of assigned judge's name being on Epstein's list of fellow pedocrats familiar with Pedo Island and flights in The Spirit of Sodom & Gommorah and the degeneracy to be had there.

It's probably safe to assume that reportedly long list of notables could include everybody in New York who's anybody.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've never been happier to be a nobody

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the-new-style 2 points ago +3 / -1

It's got to get to trial first - Maurene Comey, daughter of James, is the prosecutor on the case

NYPOST: Daughter of ex-FBI director Comey is prosecutor in Epstein case

Maurene Comey has been serving as an assistant US attorney in the Southern District of New York since 2015. Her father, who was ousted from the FBI two years ago by President Trump, held the same position between 1987 and 1993.

She was mentioned in that presser

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

From the small world dep't

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nachosamplerREBORN 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s Judge Smon Diller!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should be Phyllis Diller

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StadiumHopper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Isn't that an oxymoron?

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river 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bullshit. She's dead meat. Unless she has a dead man's switch she's gone. Nothing the judge does or says will make a difference.

We know she's stupid. She was the predator for Epstein. She knew what he was doing. If by now she doesn't have a solid dead man's switch she's going to screw us all by denying us justice by her acts of stupidity.

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Trumppp 1 point ago +1 / -0

RoboTrump

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d_lock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Life in the cubes, creep.

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Patriot4ever2020plus 1 point ago +1 / -0

TRUMP Is the KING

Anyone that doubts the hatred that these freaks(Deep State) have for US(A) is either a deep stater themselves or they are too ignorant to think for themselves. Look at the dates on the indictment. Also, once the case begins they can open up every year they feel like there are crimes. Just like the IRS they can continue to open indictments. TRUMP/PENCE2020 KAG2020

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CelesteD 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would use my imgur link to show my copy of Judge Dredd #1 but dear sweet christ, even imgur is imploding with the fake narrative of Ghislaine and Trump today. I just want my sites to be free of propaganda and brainwashing.

I came here because I finally got fed up with reddits censorship. My average karma count is suspiciously low lately, and it's only recently after I starting voicing support and independent thought about Donald. I could check to see how much shadowbanning is going on, but I just don't care, I'm sick of the place.

It's down to maybe three subs, one of which I use for videogame news, and two now that I post stealth content calling out all the social bs disguised as memes now so people don't downvote into oblivion, but I find I don't even care.

I watched a sum total of maybe three of Donalds speeches, and by god they were inspiring to me as an American. That was enough, I no longer believe anything I see about him anywhere but here, or if I'm catching a live feed of him speaking himself.

One of them was him serving soldiers food when the news was saying he was golfing, I found that friggin hilarious that MSM were such blatant liars. The other was him handing awards to previous felons rejoining the workforce or something, and in that one the Don held his affinity for the spotlight in check enough to not make the entire thing about him.

While I feel that maybe we were slow to act for covid as a country compared to some others, laying the blame at his feet is also ridiculous, I watched his address on that and was not disappointed either.

And lastly I find myself unironically rewatching his days in wrestling with a giddy grin too, just for nostalgias sake.

Ah fuggit, I can't even be bothered to flip it. https://imgur.com/pS5zRvk

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linereddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe now we'll find out what they have on McConnell, Graham, Sessions, Justice Roberts, etc.