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Leaked photo from Ghislaine Maxwell's jail cell! (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by UndercoverCentipede ago by UndercoverCentipede +4194 / -0
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pray_for_kekistan 11 points ago +11 / -0

Now I’m dead too. This noose has claimed yet another victim.

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FromSethWithLove 8 points ago +8 / -0

Climate change killed us off way before net neutrality

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Nipple_Copter 5 points ago +5 / -0

I died of avocado famine.

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KAGAnoRINO 5 points ago +5 / -0

Y2K got me

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UndercoverCentipede [S] 14 points ago +15 / -1

That's right, it was scientifically validated by Dr. S. Crowder.

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Impressive-Length 11 points ago +11 / -0

You can see from the sign that it is a Kroger brand prison. So that noose must be part of their self-checkout system.

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Dr0neRec0very 2 points ago +5 / -3

hahaha You joke, but even before the pandemic, the self-checkout at our local Krogers was operated like a prison food line. There was even this angry old lunch lady barking at people for stepping an inch out of line or whatever normal stuff people do.

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Clevelandbrownie 36 points ago +38 / -2

Maxwell getting Clintoncided soon

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HeavyHebrew 17 points ago +18 / -1

the night before she is deposed and starts naming names she will regret her life as a billionaire socialite who partook in sex parties with underaged kids. Fortunately the guards on duty will fall asleep and the cameras will stop functioning.

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MightyEighth 9 points ago +10 / -1

Then as she gets up to pee in the middle of the night she’ll trip over the bed post and accidentally get two bullets to the back of her head.

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HeavyHebrew 9 points ago +9 / -0

Falling into a garment bag that rolls down the stairs into the trunk of her car that then drives itself to the airport into long term parking

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einexile 2 points ago +2 / -0

Another damned COVID death. This is Trump's America.

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AmericanJawa 3 points ago +3 / -0

#Maxwell Won't Kill Herself

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EagleI 3 points ago +3 / -0

I really, really hope we are just seeing justice begin to play out. But a part of me is deeply suspicious. Why after a year is this just happening? Why hasn't anyone else been arrested yet? Why July 2020? This could be the next Democrat pre-election playbook trick. Get Maxwell to name Trump (falsely) in exchange for some sort of free pass, while covering up for the many others involved.

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Americalover 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was thinking the same thing!!! Pray for our president!!! Those dems are desperate right now, especially since rioting seems to be over lol?

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EagleI 1 point ago +1 / -0

100% there WILL be something else. I hope this isn't it. But we know the FBI has some swamp things living there.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rioting's not over. New terror emerges. They will be out in force in November, to prevent anyone from entering just like they did in Tulsa. We should plan and organize to handle this.

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ChuckedBeef 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maureen Comey on the case

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DonaldTrump2024 24 points ago +24 / -0

Fake news, she died tomorrow.

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BIDENSACPADDICT 10 points ago +10 / -0

Joe Biden's friend and mentor probably tied that up there.

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RicFlir 8 points ago +8 / -0

You damn shit-posters, get off my lawn!

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HiddenDekuScrub 7 points ago +7 / -0

Had to hold in a laugh. I'm at my kid's dentist appointment.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is this a hate crime?

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FromSethWithLove 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's Hillary's insurance policy

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xms_ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Her death might end up like Jeffrey's

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LaPastillaEscarlata 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm Nascar, and I approve of this message.

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BidenDaChinesePuppet 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hello, Suicide hotline? I’d like to place an order.

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HillarysStrapOn 4 points ago +4 / -0

She needs to get her mail in ballot sent out sooner than later

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Azure_Comet 4 points ago +4 / -0

PLACE YOUR BETS!

PLACE. YOUR. BETS!

I'm saying July 16!

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mrspaulrevere 2 points ago +2 / -0

Close. Hillary tweeted something obscure a while ago that many thought meant "July 13th." Starting to make sense? If there was a leak in the SDNY office...

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turanian_552 4 points ago +4 / -0

THIS is the dankness I come here to see.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

What this about? I have not heard the noose

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ODonMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

You won today

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Fullarr 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 4 points ago +4 / -0

"I'd like to express my condolences to the Maxwell family on Ghislaine's successful suicide later on today" - Hillary "I was out getting a pack of smokes, I swear" Clinton

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friendofno1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep. That’s a noose for a vegetarian.

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MadMaxUSMC 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's even funnier because I completely didn't see that coming but I feel like I should have. Bravo!!

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IAmNotSuicidal 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fake noose!

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here's another NASCAR reference for you....Next up, Sarah "Kensington" Kellen.

She was the logistics/travel coordinator and paid the girls when they were done. Got the girls in, paid them, and got them out. She was Ghizzy Maxwell's secretary.

Why do I bring up the NASCAR reference? Because she is former NASCAR driver Brian Vickers' wife.

The same Brian Vickers who drove for Rick Hendrick for years. Rick Hendrick, the guy who was busted in the Honda money laundering scandals of the 80s/90s but sadly was only convicted of mail fraud. Rick Hendrick, the guy who faked leukemia during his trial so he would receive house arrest as punishment instead of federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison. Rick Hendrick, who got his good friend Hugh McColl, the CEO of Bank of America (then NationsBank), to give the Clinton Foundation $500,000, and two weeks later got Rick a pardon from Bill Clinton himself. Rick Hendrick, who announced complete remission from leukemia after his pardon and legal troubles were over, never to be seen or talked about ever again. Rick Hendrick, who lost his whole family and close friends (brother, son, nieces, even his general manager and chief engine builder, conveniently everyone who may have known the truth about the deal) go down in a plane crash a few years later. That Rick Hendrick.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like pure coincidence to me.

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thisguy883 3 points ago +3 / -0

So who is placing bets?

I'm gonna say by the end of next week she will be gone.

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Porneux 3 points ago +3 / -0

From Fox News reporting that she was on a 156 acre property she bough through a trust in cash. And reading on a news article it was E. Washington Rd in Bradford, NH. I have found the address:

https://www.estately.com/listings/info/338-east-washington--1

Someone should be able to dig into sales/deeds etc and get some more info....

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mrspaulrevere 3 points ago +3 / -0

Washington? So she was living at a raciss address! Burn it down!

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The_Madhatter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this Bubba's noose?

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quotahire 2 points ago +2 / -0

10 keks: well done

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Oxide_Ultra 2 points ago +2 / -0

I doubt it'll be suicide it's too obvious then, she will just "Catch Covid in police custody" and then after being in "Critical condition" unfortunately (and conveniently) passes away.

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WheeeeeThePeople 2 points ago +2 / -0

Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself and neither did Ghislaine.

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CaptRedbeard 2 points ago +3 / -1

Ghislane Maxwell didn't kill herself

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FlamingRain 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm wondering if she was smart enough to create a deadman's data drop and that's why she's not already dead.

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OkieRedPiller 2 points ago +2 / -0

Will she even make it thru the weekend or night?

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FergieJR 2 points ago +2 / -0

Barr better have two agents on her cell door 24/7 and double the camera on two different HDs for recording

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IAbsolutelyDare 1 point ago +2 / -1

Barr was in charge when Jeffrey done got did, just saying.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Barr was in charge when Ruby Ridge done got did, too

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johnbillaby 2 points ago +2 / -0

That noose looks way different than the one we saw in the frames from the video showing that stall over the last couple of years...

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Noose is pristine. No grease monkey has handled that, ever. These lying sons of bitches lie poorly, I'll give that much to them.

And my axe

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johnbillaby 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the official NASCAR photo of it, they tried to con everyone after they got caught in their con.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

So how many people have they tried to lynch with one of these things?

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1d8-1 2 points ago +2 / -0

New rope, old tired hoax hate crime.

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PewPew_ThaDuK 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm terrified.

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unable_afternoon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should be a plane ticket to israel and the keycard to a luxury apartment room, just like what epstein got.

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0r_not 1 point ago +1 / -0

I needed that laugh

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GeekProphet 1 point ago +3 / -2

Why does she have a garage door pull in her jail cell?

That doesn't make any sense.

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Thatunknownguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

its a joke

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Home_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Op knows that, He’s got a dry sense of humour and was making one too

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ToTheRescues 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone wanna bet that she "commits suicide"?

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Tonightm02 1 point ago +1 / -0

If anyone thinks she will ever see a courtroom needs to tone down their expectations. No matter were they put her she will never live long enough to say anything in a court of law.

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LadyFaye 1 point ago +1 / -0

So funny!

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Chonk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Had to sign in to say you folks are so damn funny

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