The best was after Epstein didn’t kill himself and he tried to re-enact hanging him self with a roll of toilet paper

Holy crap I laughed so hard I nearly exploded

I can't believe this was four damn years ago

I didn't know it was possible to be this edgy and controversial and still be allowed to not commit suicide by drinking poison before hanging yourself, then shooting yourself twice in the back of the head with two different guns, slitting your wrists, then zipping yourself into a body bag and hopping off a tall pier into the ocean