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Deathlessly 24 points ago +24 / -0

Stay on the line Ma'am. We're sending a Coroner to your location as we speak.

or...

Please help me. There's a man outside trying to get into my house.

You sure about that that that ...? You lying dogfaced pony soldier...

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side_o_beef 2 points ago +2 / -0

look fat, do some pushups

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PartandParcel 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Ma’am, are you sure it’s a man? Misgendering is a felony in the state of California.“