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ChipsterPi 4 points ago +5 / -1

Hello, and welcome to the Springfield Police Department "Rescue Phone"! If you know the name of the felony being committed, press one. To choose from a list of felonies, press two. If you are being murdered, or are calling from a rotary phone, please stay on the line. [Bart presses buttons on phone] You have selected "regicide!" If you know the name of the King or Queen being murdered, press one.