Way to mix together the unfortunate and the willfully criminal.

That's like making a list of ice cream toppings and including "raw sewage" right next to "chopped cherries".

I take it back. If you don't have a job, education or money, you're probably just fucking lazy.

So this entire list "matters" the same way garbage matters: it matters where you throw it to keep it far away from people so doesn't pollute their lives.