As a former Chicagoan of 20 years, the water is cold and dirty, most people won’t swim at the beach. They lay out and pretend they’re in Miami for 2 months while never getting into the water bc it’s cold and gross.
It’s the Hollywood the Midwest. They’re all pretending
Chicago is a total fuckin shithole. Even if you have a strong income, it sucks ass. Their culture is toxic as fuck and they’re all pretending they’re posh socialites or gang bangers. Totally ridiculous
I live between big and little traverse bays. While the water may be on the cold side, it's clearer than anywhere on the Gulf of Mexico. The Vineyard's water isn't clearer. Is it really that bad down Chicago way? Like Cleveland water?
Chicago Sea Temperature
(Today) 3rd Jul 2020
20°C / 68.0°F
Long Beach Sea Temperature
(Today) 3rd Jul 2020
22.1°C / 71.8°F
Pretenders?
Cleveland Sea Temperature
(Today) 4th Jul 2020
22.4°C / 72.4°F
I'll give you Cleveland water isn't the best, but it's warmer than Long Beach.
Nahh, the water’s fine. It just has instances where e. Coli levels are heightened past the safe amounts and they warn swimmers.
I live here and really dislike the culture as well. Either stuck up bitches or faux gangsters (of course we have shitloads of real ones that are starting to infest the nicer areas). Anyone I think is cool ends up not being from here
With that said, the city itself can seriously be the best city in the world. It’s incredibly beautiful and the summers here are truly unmatched. You never run out of new things to do no matter what your interests.
Couldn't they just hold a "beach lockdown" protest.....by going to the beach? Beach lives matter or some shit? I mean with something more ridiculous each and every day, why not use their playbook. Going to the beach on the 4th makes more sense then protesting about black millionaires on syrup bottles. So why not?
Democrats are traitors and domestic terrorists.
So, those helicopter rides are a short sentnce .. but I'm OK with the early release program.
I hope they’ve got a nice hard cot for Hillary.
So are the cops who back them on unconstitutional orders.
Democrats are the worst.
Beetlejuice has no credibility anymore. Anyone in Chicago: GO TO THE BEACH ANYWAY!!! Fuck that carpet munching cunt.
Liberals are an ugly bunch
I’m going to the beach next week. Any pedes wanna join let me know.
Three days with tens of thousands marching around Wrigleyville = ok Going to the beach because COVID-19 dies in direct sunlight = not ok
Thanks Lori and JB!
Lightfoot is a radical white hating racist incompetent retard
Lightfootly you could say
"I think you’re 100 percent full of shit, that is what I think." - Mayor Lightfoot
So is don lemons husband
Today I learned there are beaches in Chicago.
Theyre manmade, but fun nonetheless.
For a second I thought you were trying to say Lake Michigan is manmade.
No, the lakes are glacier-made ;)
The Great Lakes don't really exist. Google just puts them on the map to fuck with people.
Hehehe
SAME
Wait what?!
I upvoted this and scrolled down and never even registered "beaches in Chicago" until this very moment.
As a former Chicagoan of 20 years, the water is cold and dirty, most people won’t swim at the beach. They lay out and pretend they’re in Miami for 2 months while never getting into the water bc it’s cold and gross.
It’s the Hollywood the Midwest. They’re all pretending
Chicago is a total fuckin shithole. Even if you have a strong income, it sucks ass. Their culture is toxic as fuck and they’re all pretending they’re posh socialites or gang bangers. Totally ridiculous
I live between big and little traverse bays. While the water may be on the cold side, it's clearer than anywhere on the Gulf of Mexico. The Vineyard's water isn't clearer. Is it really that bad down Chicago way? Like Cleveland water?
Chicago Sea Temperature (Today) 3rd Jul 2020 20°C / 68.0°F
Long Beach Sea Temperature (Today) 3rd Jul 2020 22.1°C / 71.8°F
Pretenders?
Cleveland Sea Temperature (Today) 4th Jul 2020 22.4°C / 72.4°F
I'll give you Cleveland water isn't the best, but it's warmer than Long Beach.
Nahh, the water’s fine. It just has instances where e. Coli levels are heightened past the safe amounts and they warn swimmers.
I live here and really dislike the culture as well. Either stuck up bitches or faux gangsters (of course we have shitloads of real ones that are starting to infest the nicer areas). Anyone I think is cool ends up not being from here
With that said, the city itself can seriously be the best city in the world. It’s incredibly beautiful and the summers here are truly unmatched. You never run out of new things to do no matter what your interests.
Too bad dems had to fuck it up.
They are fake and lame. Come to west Michigan for some real Great Lake action! Absolutely beautiful!
On a big Great Lake!
Don't forget haircuts for Beetlejuice. 👌
https://giphy.com/gifs/tim-burton-beetlejuice-12hZWBU9e0h3ck
Couldn't they just hold a "beach lockdown" protest.....by going to the beach? Beach lives matter or some shit? I mean with something more ridiculous each and every day, why not use their playbook. Going to the beach on the 4th makes more sense then protesting about black millionaires on syrup bottles. So why not?
This is my plan in CA. I'll be protesting on the beach with beer and BBQ.
No protest is complete without my spicy 7 layer dip. 🤣
Until the police stop depriving citizens of their rights under color of law, they will have no support from these citizens.
Yes just go anyway!!
Storming the beaches
Go anyways if you were planning to. Make them stop you. Force their hand.
Civil disobedience (peaceful and respectful, of course) is long overdue.
Wonder if the cops think it's bullshit, too?
chicago doesn't deserve its beaches.
I'm surprised they didn't arrest him.
God Bless America
Awesome picture ❤️
Please tell me they let him be
She’s not Beetlejuice, she’s the pug from MIB
Beautiful. Proud sign
They should go, anyway!
Just set up an autonomous zone at your local beach. Should be all set.
Chicago pede here, can confirm lightfoot is beetlejuice. Nasty woman! Sad!
Planting a flag on a liberal beach is almost as hard as planting one on the moon.
Go celebrate on the 4th. If you get arrested, SUE them!
Based Pede.
Good 4 u!
They annexed our beaches and storefronts
Time to take them back!
raiseTheFlag
Your friend is a patriot!!
Noone gives you freedom
These laws aren’t the problem the people who follow these laws are!
Very nice!