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Jaqueso 11 points ago +12 / -1

Also, don’t litter. Pick up your shit.

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PraiseBeToScience 9 points ago +9 / -0

If you go shooting on public land, please police your brass and shotgun hulls! Keep America Beautiful!

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Fiddletwinks [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

clearly jumping in to save the sailor

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XpatDemocrat 5 points ago +6 / -1

Right? I was like how we gonna make America great again with lakes full of beer cans.

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Fiddletwinks [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can read the CNN headline now "Trump supporters are in favor of polluting our waters" and in reality someone is jumping in to save the beer...

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HighEmergy 8 points ago +8 / -0

Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY

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swimminginthoughts 8 points ago +8 / -0

I've always operated under: All governments suck, ours just sucks the least, by a lot.

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ScottButNotBaio 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am currently praying at the Church of NATURDAY Saints

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

BAD MEME - "This land is your land. This land is my land" written by communist Woody Guthrie

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KiltedTailor 4 points ago +5 / -1

"BAD"? No! Terrible. I much rather like the satire,take off of the song-'This land is my land, this lands not your land, I've got a shotgun, and you've not got one! If you don't get off, I'll blow your head off, this land is private property'! Author Unknown

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

ZOMG! That's beautiful! That's how I'm going to remember it forever more.

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KiltedTailor 1 point ago +2 / -1

Thank you for the kind words- Just a snippet of Wisdom passed to the Rising Generation.

IF, you are computer skillful, you might be able to find the complete satire lyrics on the Computer, I have no such skills. If you do, PLEASE let me know, and post the other verses, so ALL my enjoy it

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cool. I used to be pretty good with my googlefu skills. I'll let you know if anything turns up. Happy Independence Day, Pede!

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

OK, Pedebro. Here ya go: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/woodyguthrie0.shtml

Full Lyrics:

Out in the country, far from a highway

There is this land here, and it is my way

Don't ever come here, or you'll be sorry

This land was made just for me

This land is my land, it isn't your land

I got a shotgun, and you don't got none

If you don't get off, I'll blow your head off

This land was made just for me

So keep away now, Don't ruin my day now

My property's private, you cannot buy it

Go find your own land, Just be a lone man

This land was made just for me

This land is my land, it isn't your land

I got a shotgun, and you don't got none

If you don't get off, I'll blow your head off

This land was made just for me

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KiltedTailor 1 point ago +2 / -1

And an Edit and a "Shower Thought" I went to the link, and looked thru the comment section. It seems other writers recall different versions, one matching mine, to this parody. Now I wonder how many there are of this Parody Song?!

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder how many there are of this Parody Song?!

I was wondering that, too.

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KiltedTailor 1 point ago +2 / -1

Hey, Ho! I have done some "DuckDuckGO' search of this; as I was also curious. In the short answer-DOZENS of parodies, with every sort of variation. I did find one 'singer'[ his singing voice would cause the Vienna Boys Choir to hurl themselves en mass into the Danube River} sing the song the way I recalled it. Even Wikipedia is going nuts on how to classify all the take offs!

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KiltedTailor 1 point ago +2 / -1

"ask and you shall receive'! Thank you, you are GOOD with the computer. Now there is a lesson for the Rising Generation, do not trust your memory as you get older- look and see what I mis remembered about the MIDDLE of the song, only.

And a fulsome thanks to "Trump2024" for the amazing find of this, in record time, as well. Now, excuse me, I am going to click the blue script and take '' a trip down amnesia lane"

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don''t beat yourself up, Holmes, you knew a lot more than I did, which was zero. Glad you gave me the prompting to go looking for it. Thanks for your kudos!

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KiltedTailor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you for the kind words. This sort of exchange is just what I would expect on this site, with its band of Educated Keyboard Artists.

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Ben45 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whoever made this is very talented

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Fiddletwinks [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fair

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Leknerd 2 points ago +2 / -0

The hundreds of thousands of minorities that enter this racist country by any means necessary agree with you!

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Xtracreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

You make me want to pursue graphic design

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Fiddletwinks [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get on it

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Censorddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah but Budweiser sure does. And is as anti American as they come. Drink something else pedes.

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Zippythekid 1 point ago +1 / -0

No it do not