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magastrophysicist 20 points ago +22 / -2

Nancy Pelosi has entered the chat.

u are cured of boner, however, freedom remains

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magastrophysicist 16 points ago +16 / -0

Got a bunch of limp-wristed libtard shills downvoting tonight.

Go back home to mommy's basement -- you'll never find your dad here.

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SoWoke 9 points ago +10 / -1

Jokes on you, I’m in my dad’s and mom’s basement with my dad while mommy has over her boyfriend upstairs because they are progressive and tolerant.

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magastrophysicist 7 points ago +7 / -0

how absolutely woke of you

soyface.jpeg

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SoWoke 3 points ago +3 / -0

You don’t think we have the Nintendo Switch playing in between his sniffles of cries after their marriage counselor made him realize he was abusing her by wanting monogamy?

The tears of his will dry, but he has used his toxic masculinity far too much and mom needs to explore her passions like Instagram, Tinder, and her essential oil business because collage taught her the patriarchy was keeping them down and he didn’t attend college and decided to do a trade. She has her own business thanks to her friend from middle school on Facebook, I’ll have you know, soon she will make more than his salary of over 100k/year from his trade job.

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holytrpbatman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you sure he's your dad?

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booblitchutz 1 point ago +2 / -1

Jokes on us, you don’t HAVE a dad, only whoever your mom calls her “daddy” this week.