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posted ago by WeAreMarshall +3367 / -1

Asking you beautiful people to keep my wife in your prayers today as you thank God for the United States of America, the patriots that sacrificed for our independence, the founding fathers that crafted our laws, and President Trump who is fighting the traitors that hate our country.

UPDATE: HE HAS ARRIVED! Everyone happy and healthy. Thank you all and God bless!

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eyerighteye 77 points ago +77 / -0

Congrats. If it's a boy, name him Donald.

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AsapBobandi 50 points ago +50 / -0

First name: The. Middle Name: Donald

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AlphaNathan 33 points ago +33 / -0

Suffix: .win

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Southern_Belle 24 points ago +24 / -0

John would be nice, too, especially as a middle name.

I like giving kids family names.

We looked in my (ex) husband's family tree for the name we gave our daughter. She's named after someone from the mid-1700s.

My son got my mother's maiden name.

Just a thought.

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Amaroq64 5 points ago +5 / -0

My dad just swapped his first and middle name when he named me.

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Syncdata 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same here.

The thinking was, he wanted to name me after himself, but he never wanted me to be known as junior.

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Amaroq64 1 point ago +1 / -0

I never asked mine the reason. He was always on the quieter side and kept to himself. Kinda like me now.

I, too, like naming things I create after myself. That would be awfully cool if that turned out to be my dad's thought process too.

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Dudewho 4 points ago +4 / -0

John.... Bolton

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WeAreMarshall [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lord knows my John Bolton would have a hell of a lot more integrity than the other John Bolton.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 2 points ago +2 / -0

We do the same thing. From the south as well.

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Symmetry 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like that too. My sons middle name is my maiden name. My grandmother did the same for my father. We had last names that are commonly used as first names. Family originates from the South too.

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WeAreMarshall [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

I tried, I tried. My wife is a tough negotiator. Wound up settling on her name choice for our son, Donald for our next dog.

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Miserable_company 51 points ago +51 / -0

God, protect his wife and child during this sensitive time! Give her a safe, quick delivery, and provide the medical attendees with alacrity to address anything that needs their expertise.

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WeAreMarshall [S] 45 points ago +45 / -0

Thank you, pede. And give them the wisdom to stay off TikTok.

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LookFatty 14 points ago +14 / -0

Blessings and Prays...

A Yankee Doodle Dandy !!!!

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AlphaNathan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dang dog still heaving spice around

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OhioRiverGator 28 points ago +28 / -0

Congrats! July 4th birthdays are the best birthdays!

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Restore_Sanity 22 points ago +22 / -0

Congrats on your Yankee Doodle Dandy.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 9 points ago +9 / -0

From George M. Cohan (the musical):

"I’m a Yankee Doodle dandy, A Yankee Doodle do or die; A real live nephew of my Uncle Sam’s Born on the Fourth of July."

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AtariArtist 17 points ago +17 / -0

Wow. So cool. Kudos (and good luck with the late nights!).

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Amaroq64 7 points ago +7 / -0

And a lit sparkler in the other!

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cuntard 4 points ago +4 / -0

and a pistol in the holster

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WeAreMarshall [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Attaboy

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Swampy 13 points ago +13 / -0

Wahoo! Congrats pop!

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RighteousViolence1 12 points ago +12 / -0

You lucky bastard! 4th is July babies are best babies!

Super pumped for your family!

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Dietwater 11 points ago +11 / -0

Wow, congrats to you and your family. God bless.

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Wood_Shampoo1 11 points ago +11 / -0

Congratulations I hope all goes as planned and everyone is happy and healthy! I'll be expecting my new baby girl any day now! Stay safe and Happy 4th of July pede!

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Wulfschilde 9 points ago +9 / -0

That is some luck!

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LibertyJustice4All 8 points ago +8 / -0

That’s so exciting! Happy birthday little one!

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RedSocks157 8 points ago +8 / -0

He was born on the fourth of July, freedom ring!

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Southern_Belle 8 points ago +8 / -0

Here's a song for your patriot son:

James Cagney, Yankee Doodle Dandy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8wxb-wwQnA

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JustInTime2_ 8 points ago +8 / -0

Keep him away from Commie & Liberal Wymen.

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magastrophysicist 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes, and at the right age expose him in small doses to the cancerous left so he can know the enemy.

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WeAreMarshall [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

With a birthday on Independence Day, commies and liberals won’t want anything to do with him...

...which I’m totally fine with.

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AlphaNathan 3 points ago +3 / -0

He will have the aura of America, should be fine.

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51cab 8 points ago +8 / -0

Congrats! Prayers for a healthy mom and baby!

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Monkeypilot01 7 points ago +7 / -0

Congrats! ,We just had our first on the 28th . We must out breed these commie fucks!

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WeAreMarshall [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lifelong friend (now a commie) expecting their first child next week.

This is our second child.

Doing my small part to cancel out future commies, ahead by 2:1.

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skumario 6 points ago +6 / -0

All the best! My wife is a 4th'er too.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 6 points ago +6 / -0

A newborn on the 4th??? That's the best damn firework show in the country! You should salute the little guy as he comes into the world!

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SemperFree 6 points ago +6 / -0

Grats!

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DearCow 6 points ago +6 / -0

Congratulations Pede!

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RumDrummer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Congrats!! We’re celebrating our daughters 5th birthday today. Even more reason to celebrate!

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walls4america 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, OP, do you think your son might like older MAGA women in 18 years? ;-p

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Smurfection 6 points ago +6 / -0

Congratulations! Yes, you got a patriot there and your wife too! Are you going to name him Sam?

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Kfc_and_Watermelon 6 points ago +6 / -0

What a great gift on American's birthday

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PewPew_ThaDuK 6 points ago +6 / -0

Congrats! Hopefully it's a smooth delivery! Amazing day

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lavendarlady 6 points ago +6 / -0

You will look at your wife with new eyes.

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theanniechrist 5 points ago +5 / -0

Congratulations! Remember to post an update!

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TRiUMPhER 5 points ago +5 / -0

Congratulations and happy 4th. I had my first in September last year. A gift from god. Nothing greater in life.

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psybrnaut 4 points ago +4 / -0

God speed, brother! My gramps was born on July 4. Congratulations to you and the Mrs!

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July_1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

If he doesn't come out guns a blazing, I'll be disappointed.

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NotADocileLady 4 points ago +4 / -0

Alright! Many prayers to you and your wife!

Go run out and get a little flag. Don't miss this opportunity!! And keep us posted!

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WeAreMarshall [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m in enemy territory, pede. Wouldn’t be able to find an American flag within 20 miles of this hospital. I’ll just get some pictures with our Trump 2020 flag when we get home.

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magastrophysicist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Congratulations! Your son was made in the holy image of God. Blessings, y'all.

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rentfREEEE_since2016 4 points ago +4 / -0

Congrats! When your boy grows up, you can tell him he was born in one of the most tumultuous times in history. A year when radical leftists, deep state actors, and globalist elites assaulted our nation. The most critical election of our time. And in that hour of chaos , our president stood up in defiance of those that would seek to destroy us. And said. No. More. We will not be be intimidated into abandoning our heritage. We will not allow American exceptionalism to be subverted in our schools. And we will fight for the ideals of American liberty and freedom. And We.will.win

When your son is grown. He will be able to look back to this day in history with pride. Because we will have won. And the promises made on this day, to opportunity, heritage, and freedom, will be promises kept.

The best is yet to come.

MAGA 2020!!

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TDBabyBite 4 points ago +4 / -0

Congrats. When I’m older I hope I’m lucky enough to have my kid born on July 4th. Gotta get busy in November.

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Choppermagic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Congrats!

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RenaissanceOfHope 4 points ago +4 / -0

Congratulations!

All of you Patriots are making up for the kids that I never plan on having (yes, I’m a fresh out of college childfree patriot and my favorite cause is saving America).

Read to them a lot, provide educational toys, show lots of affection, give them their vaccines, watch their developmental milestones closely, and have them take medicine if doctors recommend it (I am on the spectrum and medicine + therapy + parents who noticed developmental delays early from my being a preemie made a huge difference).

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CountryState_of_Mind 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congratulations!! Be blessed, God Bless your family!

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fapoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Keep us posted and good luck!

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NC_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congratulations!!

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OhLollyLollyPop 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is wonderful news! Congratulations! I hope lots of new Pedes will have birthdays today.

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Watch_TheKarma_Burn 3 points ago +3 / -0

We just had ours last week. Never been happier. Congrats !!

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Ohio1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congrats!

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BoughtByBloomberg2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hope everything goes well! You know what to name the kid right? Sam Adams.

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Seethroughmirror 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congrats! Best of luck to you and your family

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SiBear117 3 points ago +3 / -0

Blessing & prayers for you wife and the newest lil', patriot.