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Mintap 32 points ago +32 / -0

Going on 6...

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chambleepede 16 points ago +16 / -0

At a Catholic men's group I go to, I'm the guy with the small family. 3 children.

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Mintap 21 points ago +21 / -0

Having kids is the first step; teaching them to not be stupid, Marxist, self-loathing, genderqueer, unloving, little farts is the second step.

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chambleepede 9 points ago +9 / -0

I started a super long response... too long.

Yes... that second step is our responsibility. Not government. Not our school.

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Hillary2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

😂

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lo_there 11 points ago +11 / -0

Daaaamn well done!

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Mintap 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yep, just finished before #5 got up wanting breakfast.

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BoilingEnema 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doing the work I won't. MFW I feel like a commie now.

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Fremium2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

Because most are losers with the ladies as much as any soyboy, and dont want to have to give up their toys and free time.

And of course all of the replies are the usual excuses and trying to go on tangents.

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jgardner 19 points ago +20 / -1

Take my advice.

Here's how to get lots of kids:

  • Marry YOUNG. Start at 18 or 19.
  • Dad works outside while mom works inside. Home life is a business and you need a good manager for the job.
  • Strict religion taught and practiced. IE, dsily prayers, hymn singing and Bible study. Weekly church attendance.
  • Most importantly, HAVE LOTS AND LOTS OF FUN.

Kids are a blast and being a dad or mom the best thing in life.

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Whoistruth 13 points ago +13 / -0

10 kids, 12 grandkids so far.

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CrimsonClown 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hot damn man, how the hell did you manage with that many?

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lo_there 13 points ago +13 / -0

I have three kids, friend had three, other firend has four...get on our level pedes...

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Mintap 11 points ago +11 / -0

4 and 5 are much easier than 1,2, and 3.

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WhersMyFuckngJetpack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Three here. I need three more.

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Get-schlonged 12 points ago +12 / -0

And then try not to send them to a shit hole college that Brainwashes them

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FretNoise14 8 points ago +8 / -0

My wife and I are expecting our second in February, we’re not stopping there!

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Rayeti 8 points ago +8 / -0

Why are the people who talk the most about evolution the least likely to have kids? Checkmate, atheists!

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jgardner 7 points ago +7 / -0

Three? Eight.

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Ironlabel 7 points ago +8 / -1

Difficult when a vast majority of females are fucking brainwashed.

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newarrival 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a good thing then that there are still women like us on here

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IAbsolutelyDare 7 points ago +8 / -1

If you know your Sun Tzu, you know that a small force can defeat a large one if they have unity, discipline, aggressive leadership, and a clear objective.

A large force can lose to a small one if it lacks those same things.

Conservatives over the last half century have been in the latter situation.

So what I'm saying is quantity is fine, but quality matters more.

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YUUUUGETURDS 7 points ago +7 / -0

I already did that. They're upstairs right now running around like crazed lunatics constantly screaming at the top of their lungs.

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chelthing 6 points ago +6 / -0

I gave birth to #4 this March!

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RenaissanceOfHope 6 points ago +6 / -0

Impose strict immigration quotas or have a hiatus for a decade or so, make a merit based immigration system complete with Trump’s ideological vetting criteria list, and deport most if not all illegals.

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jeggo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Decade? No. Century at the very least.

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C1REX 6 points ago +6 / -0

My 3rd one will come in November :)

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CakeStryder 5 points ago +6 / -1

Honestly, goal at this point for everyone should be 12+. Encourage your children to marry young and put up with lots of shit (because there's no such thing as a truly happy marriage anyway). Years that you wait to have children has just as much impact as the number of children you have.

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Greg_the_Grim_Doctor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Saving money for surrogacy takes time. It's expensive, but it's coming.

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Greg_the_Grim_Doctor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for the advice, mate.

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Hillary2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you 22 & living in socal? 😉

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The_Kekatoa_incident 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looking for the right lady pede to make this happen, there's too much cucked liberalism in my state and most people here are libs unwilling to listen about MAGA, though I'll still try.

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DrDT 2 points ago +2 / -0

But they can't, and won't, because they are too hateful to be in a lasting relationship.

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Shitlordstarklefevre 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think this meme is aimed at us

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DonttrustChina 2 points ago +2 / -0

The goal of feminism is to make white women hate white men.

The goal of LGBTAWZEXSDRFGTVBJHNKMLMKO2+ is to push white people into sterilizing themselves or entering non-procreative relationships.

The goal of pushing a 4 year college degree as a necessary qualification for a place in respectable society is to shackle white people with debt, forcing them to postpone marriage and family.

The goal of all of these things is to minimize the number of white children being born.

The goal of minimizing the number of white children being born is to create a society with no clear majority, no overall culture, no shared history, and no social cohesion.

The goal of this is to make it vulnerable to subjugation by a global world order.

The only part of this your average /pol/ user gets wrong is blaming Mr. Goldstein at the corner deli. It's a bunch of Illuminati fuckers doing it, race, religion, that's just what they use to divide, the only characteristic they share is power and a willingness to do anything for more.

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Wheredidiputit 2 points ago +2 / -0

The yes guy looks like he has cats and clanks spoons in his coffee. Thats about all. Peace out.

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TheNotSoEvilEngineer 2 points ago +2 / -0

3 and done. Anymore and I'd go bonkers.