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Sorry folks, you aren't going to shame me into caring about your dog being scared. My dog was terrified of the vacuum cleaner but we didn't stop using it. I'm gonna have fun tonight and celebrate this great country! (i.imgur.com)
posted ago by creed ago by creed +4460 / -2
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– RancidMustard 1 point ago +2 / -1

Solution to her problem:

  • go outside
  • pick up dog
  • wait for fireworks
  • boom, crackle, yay! people enjoying themselves
  • dog runs uhoh.exe
  • dog can't run cause it's a little bitch and you're a human holding it
  • snap, pop, woohoo! fireworks are like the fermented barley of earth
  • dog still can't run, cause bitchmade
  • you enjoy fireworks from a distance
  • dog eventually realizes it's safe
  • dog gets over fear
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