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spezisacuckold 50 points ago +50 / -0

Independence Day is apparently now only a conservative holiday.

It's also kind of fundamentally antithetical to all leftism because leftism is only sustained by dependence.

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Sixty2ndAssassin 10 points ago +10 / -0

Well it makes sense when you realize liberals/Democrats hate The United States of America.

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Fabius 4 points ago +4 / -0

America is fundamentally a conservative idea. Democrats aren't Americans.

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OnlyTrump20 19 points ago +22 / -3

"Independence Day".

Saying, "happy 4th" means nothing.

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idont_want_to [S] 18 points ago +19 / -1

saying nothing means nothing.. 'Happy 4th' still acknowledges something.

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lemonjuice 1 point ago +1 / -0

'Happy Holidays' acknowledges something.

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cowpen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Absolutely correct. Remember the day, not the date.

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1776-or-1984 5 points ago +6 / -1

We don't say "Merry 25th of December" or "Happy Last Thursday of November"

It's def Independence Day, not July 4th.

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Fabius 3 points ago +4 / -1

Relax a bit. I say "Happy 4th" all the time. Everyone knows what it means.

Even Jefferson on his deathbed said, "Is it the 4th?" not, "Is it independence day?"

These were said to be his last words.

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1776-or-1984 -3 points ago +1 / -4

NO. You go "relax."Happy Independence Day!

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Fabius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Calm down, okay?

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KeepingAmericaGreat 14 points ago +14 / -0

Just now looked, and I have no idea what Google is celebrating today. It's sparkly sticks pointing out their name. No mention of the United States.

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cowpen 9 points ago +9 / -0

Celebrating CCP-made sparklers.

"Go globalism!"

- Google

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wumao 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make sure to email them back as well.

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AnthraciteCracker 10 points ago +10 / -0

The servers are slow because everyone is searching for what the hell the Black National Anthem is.

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Regeth 6 points ago +6 / -0

I got quite a few from all the gun makers web based shops.

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DonnyCypra 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reply to their Juneteenth email asking for a 4th email

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wumao 2 points ago +2 / -0

Email them back with that question. Tell them you won't shop with them anymore.

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ThurtineFiddyToo 2 points ago +2 / -0

A toothbrush company emailed me last June commiserating the inequality lgbtqrstuvwxyz+-×÷π people face in oral health.

Corporate virtue signaling is saving me so much money though. I have so many companies I'm boycotting now. Soon I'll be as frugal as a great depression survivor. I kind of need a new computer and I'm going out of my way to get something used just to ensure my dollars don't go directly to Intel or AMD. Both cucked to blm instantly.

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YOLOSwag_McFartnut 1 point ago +1 / -0

🦗 🦗 🦗 🦗 🦗

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viVbiz-bufmu1-qodmem 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ha. Just sent betterment that comment.

Withdrew the entirety of my 250k the day I got their “ If we aren’t changing the system, we’re perpetuating it” email

Fuck those losers and their shitty returns. How many different ways can I buy Apple in my account?

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Gramma53 1 point ago +2 / -1

Excellent question!

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dixie_knormous 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn't even notice I was having so much fun today but yes, you are correct.

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FLWoman 1 point ago +1 / -0

I drove past PetSmart today, to go spend $100 at Pet Supermarket, because PetSmart sent me one of those racist emails, about how the extra money they charge me will only be donated to “black” charities. I guess they don’t need my white money.

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