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Go fuck yourself, Colin Kaepernick. (media.patriots.win) SPICY 🔥🔥🔥
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jjacksonRIAB 15 points ago +15 / -0

Serves us right for lionizing people who throw tapered turds around and think they're heroes. The real heroes will be throwing commies out of helicopters in the coming war and this time we should understand the gravity of our situation and reward them handsomely to do it instead of paying some Hollywood retard some multiple to reenact their deeds on a greenscreen.

Fuck these frauds. We're placing far greater value on imaginary fighting than we are on real acts of bravery.

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IntersectionalXhe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Whoa whoa. Throwing commies out of helicopters? That’s a few steps too far brother..... why are you pro-wasting good helicopter fuel on commies? WTF? There are 1000s of privately owned tigers in this country, many of which aren’t fed properly. Commies may not have as much lean protein as deer but they are less of a loss to the environment and we can round them up by the truck load. Let’s not go wasting good helicopter crews and fuel on commies unless the helos are dropping the bombs.

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RabidZoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now you listen here buster. We're not doing a New Green Commie Deal. We use helicopters because that's what we like...and this is America. But to appease you some...and to add an element of fun...how about we throw them out of helos INTO tiger enclosures? I think that's a fair trade.

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IntersectionalXhe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahaha I like it. I’m much less worried about the pollution from the help fuel as I am the budgetary outlay of all that fuel. But if we need to aerially drop tiger food to our Murder Kitties I guess that’s just a cost we’ll have to eat.

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahh...I see you have a vested interest and appreciate your concern you fine American. Maybe we can come up with a creative and fun solution that doesn't require dumping money for all that fuel. Hot air balloons?? A little cheaper...no?! 🤣