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SJBHamilton 84 points ago +84 / -0

She was fabulous.

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JimmyNelson 49 points ago +50 / -1

I cannot believe she is 69 years old...wow

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AlphaNathan 17 points ago +17 / -0

Nice.

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BunnyPicnic 12 points ago +12 / -0

She's 69? I've never wanted to bang a grandma more than her.

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BunnyPicnic 11 points ago +11 / -0

LMAO GILF GILF GILF GILF.

I was drunk and only paying half attention to her speech, but she did say she was miss SD in 1970, right? How did I not realize she was that old? Hey fellas, if you are lucky enough to have a wife look like that at agree 50, you're fucking lucky.

I think this is another reason lefties hate us. Our women are gorgeous. Look at the governor, shes a natural beauty. But unlike Hollywood beautiful women, ours are very well spoken, smart, hard working, decent people. It's a cliche, but those women should be role models, not Alyssa Milano.

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womp-womp-twice 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, nice!

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DonttrustChina 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hate ages you quickly, patriotism keeps you young.

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DicerningSword 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hose free legs skin looks amazing...

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Trumper007 32 points ago +32 / -0

She blew my mind.

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farangbak 18 points ago +18 / -0

Miss seeing her behind home plate at almost every Dodgers home game.

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sustainable_saltmine 60 points ago +60 / -0

MC? MASTER of ceremonies?! reeeee! master is racist

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Mexicola1976 20 points ago +20 / -0

You're joking but they're seriously going after language like that.

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Tookens 12 points ago +12 / -0

Realtors are starting not to use master bedroom/bathroom as descriptors.

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TruthyBrat 9 points ago +9 / -0

In Texas.

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jubyeonin 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's bad. It will spread through Middle America easily.

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the-new-style 4 points ago +5 / -1

my current favourite is: "non-trans women"

and it's not on tumblr but in "The Modern Law Review"

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ForHumans 15 points ago +15 / -0

TIL

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Rainman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Muh she used the white supremacy ok symbol too

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Returningtogod 46 points ago +46 / -0

She looks great for her age. I know, I know that sounds awful. But it’s truth. She looks a helluva lot better than I do and she has to be at least 10 years older than me.

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Vests123 32 points ago +32 / -0

She is almost 70...she does look amazing for her age!

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donaldschwarzenegger 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wow i wouldve guessed 50.. i know people say that to be flattering but its online and idgaf, i really believe that.

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Vests123 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would have guessed her to being in her 50's, also.

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KuhlooKuhlay 19 points ago +19 / -0

the leg insurance paid off

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border_humper 18 points ago +18 / -0

I always think of the Lloyd’s of London policy on Mary Hart’s legs!

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MaxineWaters4Prez 29 points ago +29 / -0

Never any ugly ones on our side. She's 4 months away from her 70th birthday. What a looker!

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PaigeAshley 18 points ago +18 / -0

She was splendid!

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azn_gay_conservative 15 points ago +15 / -0

theres just something attractive about conservative people in general.

im gay but i gotta admit she looks really sexy for a woman, especially at her age.

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RealKAGGER 15 points ago +15 / -0

Hell yah! Loved watching her on ET with mom.

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EvensoAmen 8 points ago +8 / -0

With mom. Hahaha

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raybiker73 12 points ago +12 / -0

She's still damn fine.

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KuhlooKuhlay 9 points ago +9 / -0

Only thing missing was some Based John Tesh

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KuhlooKuhlay 4 points ago +4 / -0

is it just me or could the MAGA movement use a little more smooth adult contempo?

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Magafauna 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm going to be bumping some Tesh on the way to the polls in November.

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KuhlooKuhlay 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump needs to use the "The Way It Is" cover. it's actually perfect.

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KuhlooKuhlay 1 point ago +2 / -1

His giant forehead gives him musical powers

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Hulk181 8 points ago +8 / -0

Still a hottie. Republican women stay hot longer than Democrat women do. I think it's because liberal women spend so much time being angry that it ages them and gets them fat.

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DeusVultIntensifies 3 points ago +3 / -0

Liberal women are okay with getting fat and flabby because they have no discipline and like to change the rules of society. Fat and flabby? Start a body positivity movement and shame anyone who says obesity is unattractive.

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SixteenBeatsAOne 3 points ago +4 / -1

. . . and dressing in black clothing, walking on Seattle freeways at 1:40am -- basically roadkill waiting to happen.

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JeffDenlon 8 points ago +8 / -0

Even our old bitches are hotter than the dems younger ones.

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Whitemaledrinksbeer1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Classy as fuck! So proud.

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SnakeEyes 6 points ago +6 / -0

American Hero!

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s4001 5 points ago +5 / -0

We have the best women.

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CA-Patriot 5 points ago +6 / -1

I could have done without her stories about Bush though. Trump wasn't super happy about them either.

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Magafauna 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm going to be bumping some Tesh on the way to the polls in November.

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YouKnwNthgJonSnow 5 points ago +5 / -0

WE HAVE THE MOST ATTRACTIVE SENIOR CITIZENS, DON’T WE FOLKS!

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FriendofTRUMP 3 points ago +3 / -0

and live happier lives.

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Marshall 3 points ago +3 / -0

I keep getting her confused with:

Mary Hartman: Mary Hartman aka Louis Lasser.

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mintyfresh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mary Hart is pretty much the polar opposite of Louise Lasser. 🤣

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DicerningSword 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think we found a way to take Hollywood....MAGA gives you better skin than Baby Blood and worshipping Lucifer...

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LugNuts 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fun Fact: Emcee evolved from M.C., which means MASTER of Ceremonies. M.C. is correct, Emcee is ebonics.

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PGM92 1 point ago +1 / -0

Proud of a fellow Dodger fan being based. I hope she doesn't back down. I'd love to send her a letter of encouragement.

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

69 yo. Hot as hell.

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Ella101 1 point ago +1 / -0

She was great

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FriendofTRUMP 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are all jealous bc she looks great and she's "old" and they don't look half as great at 20.

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RlzJohnnyM 1 point ago +1 / -0

Classy