We like to counter moral vegans with "the animal kingdom is crueler than the meat industry", but the animal kingdom has nothing on the insect kingdom.
Animals at least kill their food before they eat it. Insects are cold, heartless robots that will just pick you up and start munching you while you're still alive, and they just don't even register your screams of pain or pleas for mercy.
They lack a lot of shit that larger animals have in our brains. They are quite literally instincts personafied. The animal kingdom can be just as cruel sometimes but, with insects, your know there is nothing going on in their heads.
Hell most insects don’t even really see so much as the detect movement.
You can teach animals to resist and disobey their instincts. You can’t do such for insects and arachnids.
They lack a lot of shit that conservatives have in our brains. They are quite literally instincts personified. The animal kingdom can be just as cruel sometimes but, with liberals, you know there is nothing going on in their heads.
Hell, most liberals don’t even really see so much as detect reason.
You can teach animals to resist and disobey their instincts. You can’t do such for liberals."
I just always thought spiders in general are cool, haha. Especially wolf spiders and other ones that actively hunt their prey instead of waiting for it.
I hate them too. Especially house centipedes. They look fucking disgusting. Thank god my house doesn’t have them, but I remember when I was younger and poor, my parents were renting this house that had a perpetually flood basement, and a spider and house centipede problem. I didn’t have a bed and slept on the floor, and was terrified of centipedes crawling on me at night. All that went away when I was told about my white privilege though.
I know a guy that was in panama in the army, and had his boots off in a guard shack, he had no idea a centipede was eating his foot because they have a numbing agent in their bite. He lost almost his entire big toe.
Yes, I've seen the house centipedes too. Yeah, they do look furry. I get both kinds in my basement. But they keep other bugs and spiders away, so that is good.
Impressive length
He was about 2 inches.
Nobody here ever heard her say that
That's what she said.
How thick?
He was about 2 inches long and maybe 1/4 inch thick.
That’s the one I use on Slick Willie when he’s been bad
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Two curved hollow fangs
Can confirm
and it bends to the right
Lives next door to an asshole.
Two curved hollow fangs!
The centipede is a predator
Yep, IIRC there is a breed that can easily kill people.
The left can't stop us. We are many...we are connected...we are right.
I've been seeing a lot of these centipedes lately. I take it as a sign. MAGA! KAG!
I love our centipedes and I hate those centipedes; that’s the very worst thing about living in New York or Pennsylvania!!!
I'm in Virginia. Actually centipedes keep the spiders away. So I don't mind them.
The bigger ones can catch small mice. Watching an insect eat a mammal alive is disturbing for some reason. ;^p
We like to counter moral vegans with "the animal kingdom is crueler than the meat industry", but the animal kingdom has nothing on the insect kingdom.
Animals at least kill their food before they eat it. Insects are cold, heartless robots that will just pick you up and start munching you while you're still alive, and they just don't even register your screams of pain or pleas for mercy.
Actually, that’s pretty accurate.
They lack a lot of shit that larger animals have in our brains. They are quite literally instincts personafied. The animal kingdom can be just as cruel sometimes but, with insects, your know there is nothing going on in their heads.
Hell most insects don’t even really see so much as the detect movement.
You can teach animals to resist and disobey their instincts. You can’t do such for insects and arachnids.
Yeah they’re basically just biological automatons
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"Actually, that’s pretty accurate.
They lack a lot of shit that conservatives have in our brains. They are quite literally instincts personified. The animal kingdom can be just as cruel sometimes but, with liberals, you know there is nothing going on in their heads.
Hell, most liberals don’t even really see so much as detect reason.
You can teach animals to resist and disobey their instincts. You can’t do such for liberals."
Oh my God! I don't think I want to see that.
Are those things in your house?
In my basement sometimes. But I looked them up and they actually eat spiders and other bugs, so they are okay.
I only see about 1 a week. So it's not bad.
That's one of the sadder things about them to me. I like spiders.
Jumping spiders are the bomb.
Charlotte’s Web fan, maybe
I just always thought spiders in general are cool, haha. Especially wolf spiders and other ones that actively hunt their prey instead of waiting for it.
I hate them too. Especially house centipedes. They look fucking disgusting. Thank god my house doesn’t have them, but I remember when I was younger and poor, my parents were renting this house that had a perpetually flood basement, and a spider and house centipede problem. I didn’t have a bed and slept on the floor, and was terrified of centipedes crawling on me at night. All that went away when I was told about my white privilege though.
When I lived in Michigan we had house centipedes. Fast lil fuckers.
I hated them tbh. Just see one dart on the way from the corner of your eye would keep you up until you could find it a destroy it.
I get they eat spiders but I had a fear of one of those things crawling in my ear at night.
We need a cute little cartoon centipede doing that! But I can't draw.
Careful! It has two hollow fangs!
Rescued one of those out of my house the other day. :)
I get them in my basement. They keep the spiders away, so I don't mind them.
They are nimble and they are high energy!
They are quick and nimble! Yes, high energy!
Highly Venomous
Never seen one like this. Only the house centipetes where their legs make them look monstrously furry.
I've learned to like them, but they still give me a heart attack when I see them running out of the corner of my eye.
I know a guy that was in panama in the army, and had his boots off in a guard shack, he had no idea a centipede was eating his foot because they have a numbing agent in their bite. He lost almost his entire big toe.
Yes, I've seen the house centipedes too. Yeah, they do look furry. I get both kinds in my basement. But they keep other bugs and spiders away, so that is good.
The centipede is a predator
A nimble navigator too.
Nobody gunna do the song? XD I gotcha fam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKH6PAoUuD0
It is foretold.
I saw a slug today and mistook it for Joe Biden
The omens are favourable!
Terrifying! and hilarious at the same time!
Two curved hollow fangs
Who wants to submit their best Centipede Tattoo art? Flash here.
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I hope that isn’t your underwear it’s crawling on!
It was on concrete in my backyard.
Hopefully we get new centipede videos soon, when the election is near.
Make sure he's registered to vote