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jubyeonin 66 points ago +67 / -1

DEW it.

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Rainman 24 points ago +25 / -1

The get out of bed you faggot commie might have revealed your intent but it's funny AF

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CakeStryder 29 points ago +29 / -0

Kudos to that one guy trying to give good advice for calming down in a non-destructive non-hateful way.

But this is actually pretty funny to read the replies.

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PatriotSkorzeny 16 points ago +19 / -3

Gay has nothing to do with it.

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jubyeonin 31 points ago +31 / -0

What's weird is that now they don't really tell you they're gay as much because they just expect you to know. How the hell would we know?

Just drop a hint next time like "my boyfriend can't get our dog to calm down either".

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WinstonSmith1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just assume it whenever a man take a knee in front of me

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PatriotSkorzeny 9 points ago +10 / -1

👍🏼

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buttfuckmebigfoot 6 points ago +6 / -0

It needs to be not so obvious

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2WOMP_BRICKLAYER 14 points ago +14 / -0

Oh FUCK I started DYIN when you replied..

I guess I’m just overreacting. I’m just super scared because I have PTSD and my father used to throw fireworks on my back when I was sleeping as a child and yell, “GET UP YOU FAGGOT COMMIE”. I know that has something to do with it.

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jubyeonin 4 points ago +4 / -0

I liked that reply. The guy saying it should have killed him many times over may be autistic, so that may throw a wrench in the plan.

I would call him a grammar nazi for trying to correct the story and say it's obviously the "little fireworks" and describe bang snaps. The little pouches that pop. They hurt every time.

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bays2023 16 points ago +16 / -0

Troll

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cdg25430 11 points ago +11 / -0

One of them wrote: "this entire thing is a troll post from the_donald.

lol imagine how freaked they would be to find out 2/3 of their members are leftists in disguise."

What is that about pedes?

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buttfuckmebigfoot 4 points ago +4 / -0

They probably are referring to the fact that we actually had 6+ million subscribers before we got ass blasted off of Reddit

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jubyeonin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably the Elon Musk shills.

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Herecomedatpresident 1 point ago +1 / -0

They have a bunch of shills on here trying to make us look racist and divide us. It is no secret and incredibly easy for any long time Pede to sniff out. It is most definitely not 2/3. They tell themselves that to make themselves feel better about our skyrocketing activity. They are low energy and sad.

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Impressive-Length 9 points ago +9 / -0

I double dog dare you.

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TheDespotofCartoons 8 points ago +8 / -0

Now it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a "triple dare you?" And then, the coup-de-grace of all dares; the sinister triple-dog-dare.

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ChocolateEvryday 4 points ago +4 / -0

Such a classic.

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KingMob 8 points ago +8 / -0

Overlooking Hemet, CA tonight. Never seen so many fireworks. Love those patriotic Mexicans.

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KuhlooKuhlay 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thanks from a local. Amazing how many took the bait whole heartedly.

Holy shit that subreddit is just post after post of left wing diarrhea and AIDS.

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CaliPede24601 8 points ago +8 / -0

I actually don’t pray, because I’m Soy

Hahahaha this one has me rollin’! 🤣

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letrain 6 points ago +6 / -0

Seriously gay.

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GGRain 5 points ago +6 / -1

This sounds like a troll, especially his answer in the thread.

Omg that got over my head... It's to early here

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Cuckslayer2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Responses? I'm sure the libbys are crying with all this freedom going on

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kikikat1949 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sorry that you are feeling scared . But we Pedes and Trump supporters love our country. This is the one time each year that we give thanks for America’s independence. And, we celebrate those brave people who fought for our freedoms. They fought for you too. Sending love and respect for the freedom to express differences of opinions. Have a calm and relaxing remaining weekend. 💥🇺🇸💥🇺🇸

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Ironlabel 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s a troll post

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SweetBeef 4 points ago +4 / -0

🐸👍💥

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Dirk_Diggler 3 points ago +3 / -0

No balls...

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like a warzone... almost by design.

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Phillysmackdown 2 points ago +2 / -0

Soak in a bubble bath 🤣😂🤡🤡

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Mynamesprivate 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gotta infuse into that lavendar to destroy the testosterone which leads to toxic masculinity.

But for real stay away from lavendar.

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NonyaDB 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like how fast we returned to "I'm gonna call the police". Way to go Portlanders. Lol.

You can cut the giggity with a knife over there.
I've been through 4 wars and don't have PTSD. Fireworks never "trigger" anything with me.
I laugh at their self-imposed fragility.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 2 points ago +4 / -2

Fireworks mean we Trumpers are really in a high-strung lynching mood, fag.

Stay as far away from us as possible during fireworks time .. for your own good!

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Fitblue 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmao fireworks thrown on your back!!

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runonce 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just wiggle your buttplug a little, you'll forget all about it.

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05OBXT 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck reddit

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thakiddd 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doit

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kogar 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I was still on Reddit, I'd have upvoted you. But, nope. Fuck Reddit. Mad props to ya tho.

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HypnoToad92 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was reddit always this pathetic and libcucked and I didn't notice it at the time or has it just gotten substantially more cancerous over the last couple of years?

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The_red_hat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dice please !

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Wood_Shampoo1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmao this is hilarious! Brigade incoming

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Kokothegorilla 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reddit is tumblr

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Djohnsonsgagreflex 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some people shouldn’t be talked down from suicide.

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