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Raritat 50 points ago +53 / -3

Do you seriously believe it? I understand that it is fun, we poke and tease for shits and for giggles.

This is not supposed to be the first pill.

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Miserable_company 50 points ago +51 / -1

I always viewed it as a funny joke, but when I started reading things like head/shoulder ratio and index:ring finger ratios where she displays classic physical hallmarks of maleness... I started to wonder. At minimum, she’s a woman with uncommonly low estrogen/high testosterone leading to masculine traits

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Mrsattorney 59 points ago +59 / -0

And the Joan Rivers thing is eerie. Joan didn't sound like she was joking when she called her a tranny, and then ends up dead shortly thereafter.

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Scooby 44 points ago +44 / -0

Not just dead, they took her voice from her during a routine medical procedure as a warning to other celebrities entrapped by the cabal of what will happen to them if they speak out too. Then they killed her when she went back in to get their "medical error" fixed.

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TheKekingKing 1 point ago +2 / -1

Is she really dead tho? https://youtu.be/LGqUGY06mHw

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Rob_Belmonte 43 points ago +44 / -1

That, and there's no photos of a pregnant Michelle 0bama.

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Zer8 38 points ago +38 / -0

And "her" schlong flopping around whenever a camera is on "her".

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turanian_552 32 points ago +33 / -1

That epic scene on The Ellen Show when Big Mike neglected to strap that bad boy down properly.

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poo_in_loo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Man I always see this and never ask.. is it shopped or nah

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turanian_552 9 points ago +9 / -0

Glad you asked; it gave me a reason to find the original vid and save it offline in glorious 720p: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZO5q0B5wfw

I think Mike had it secured initially. Viewing in slow-mo, I see him reaching for his crotch at 4:08 and again at 4:10. This is when I speculate he realized that puppy was swinging free. The scene immortalized by the well-circulated GIF can be seen at 5:10.

I don't thing a female sanitary device would behave like this, so it looks more like a package in motion.

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LiveFreeOrMeme01 3 points ago +3 / -0

Women in need of a female sanitary device don't wear white pants, especially on TV. If it was a tampon that fell out, and I have never heard of that happening, it would have left menses behind. If it was a napkin, same thing. As a vagina owner, I can tell you that was no sanitary device. BTW, I will always call it a sanitary device now :)

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stepping_razor123 18 points ago +18 / -0

Her big U of Alabama linebacker sized cock and balls is also a red flag for me. "Impressive weight on that unit believe me. No problems there".

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IndyTrumper 10 points ago +10 / -0

Do you think Barry pitches or catches with her/she/it?

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brsmith77 13 points ago +13 / -0

Oh he is definitely a catcher.

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Raindrops1984 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think he plays shortstop and watches the poor pizza and hot dogs they fly in from Chicago.

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ShakeYourTrumpThang 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think Mike tries to push Barry's belly button out.

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kuningus 2 points ago +2 / -0

And photos of the friends who look eerily like the two girls.

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Raindrops1984 8 points ago +8 / -0

And there’s a video of her dancing on Ellen with a weird bulge in her dress. Nobody wears a mic pack in their crotch.

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ColoradoTrumper45 4 points ago +4 / -0

That video is what convinced me.

Mic packs are not round, and no woman alive is gonna put their mic pack in the front of their pants.

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Magafauna 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gender is a sPeCtRuM

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RahkeemTheMachine 40 points ago +41 / -1

Look. I don’t know if Michelle Obama has a penis, but I know I’ve never accidentally called my wife a dudes name.

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lake-koshkonong 30 points ago +31 / -1

Exactly. There are multiple videos of Barack calling her "Michael" and then correcting himself! Who does that?

https://www.bitchute.com/video/6Pk4OeHm35vE/

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StaryHickory 15 points ago +17 / -2

I always thought people were just being stupid about it. Like "yeah yeah sure she looks like a man, I get it". Just thought people were making fun of her and going really far with it.

Its like "there is no fucking way someone could sneak a tranny so brazenly into the whitehouse" but NAW MAN

Go look at it objectively. She/he has a weiner. Too many occurrences. And its too obvious. And then there are those MASSIVE shoulders and all the physical proportions. Not only that the stories of Obama's rampant homosexualty.

Next look at their kids. Those kids are obviously from the God parents. You an see it plain as day. It's impossible to miss. And then go on further there are multiple Obama historical photographs that are obvious photoshops, in ways that you cannot simply ignore.

There was a lot of sick shit done to get Obama in the whitehouse and hide his past. The birthers were likely completely right and if Michelle is a tranny that opens up Pandora's box to be honest.

Obama is a lying sham, piece of shit, wanna be commie.

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alfredbester 9 points ago +25 / -16

I don't really think she's a dude, but what the hell was that penis doing flopping around in her britches? I've yet to hear an explanation.

And I've called my wife a few things over the years, but I've never accidentally called her by a man's name while discussing her with someone else. Nor have I ever mistakenly identified myself as a Muslim.

I don't know, partner. You seem to have given it a fair amount of thought. What do you think?

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ouvrez_les_yeux 4 points ago +11 / -7

In spite of what the Tampax commercials tell you, no sane woman is going to wear white pants when they're on the rag.

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ouvrez_les_yeux -2 points ago +4 / -6

I'm just positive it's not a pad. But it's something!

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namaste_trump 7 points ago +9 / -2

this is full on mental. shit like this delegitimize the real issues.

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JesusisKing 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait until you hear about what they did to children.

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catsfive -5 points ago +7 / -12

Where are those photos

Edit - Oh so no photos, ok

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Southern_Belle -13 points ago +5 / -18

Still could have been a boy dressed like a girl.

Like Charlize Theron is doing with her son.

The one thing I can't see if when they claim Big Mike is that football player dude. I don't see it.

But they could have raised him as a girl from the beginning. There are families that do this. Usually connected with the illuminati cult.

They sacrifice their children for money and power. The illum demand the first-born son, but they don't always need him to die, just sacrifice his masculinity.

There are many variations on this, too.

Like Serena and Venus Williams -- they were both little boys dressed like girls.

Allegedly.

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Tellguy 1 point ago +2 / -1

Be respectful

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Tellguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah that and also not following Law and Order like td.win rule.

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Loc12 0 points ago +14 / -14

IMO this kind of stuff reduces the chances of the site ever getting mainstream traction

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Tellguy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Awesome so we stay relevant and edgy forever

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Cminc 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mainstream traction is too busy cheering on blm and antifa right now.

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AsaNisiMAGA 15 points ago +15 / -0

This is YUGE. That's usually a pill they can't swallow. I've learned not to use it, the hard way. Congrats. Seriously.

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Miserable_company 14 points ago +14 / -0

In this context, you probably should have picked a different metaphor. Eep

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AsaNisiMAGA 13 points ago +13 / -0

I can't resist the cheap gags. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

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AsaNisiMAGA 12 points ago +12 / -0

I grew up around a bunch of old vaudeville comics. Literally.

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linereddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

You may have spent your early years around them, but please, don't grow up!

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AsaNisiMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, there's no chance of that. ;-D

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Winston 11 points ago +11 / -0

She saw the junk, didn't she?

Congratulations!

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Banick088 8 points ago +9 / -1

One you go junk.... you never go back

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LordofNorthMesquite 10 points ago +10 / -0

ITS MAAM!

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Cavemantrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

There Kids Look Exactly like there Best Friends ... Sick Joke I know.

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philandy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can you follow up with Michael's school lunches compared to prison lunches? I've never met anyone who can get past that one.

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daty_dato 4 points ago +4 / -0

Big Mike, Big bad Mike. -sausage baron

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RedStateRoughneck 2 points ago +2 / -0

The title of her memoir is "Becoming", as in becoming Michelle Obama. It's actually right in your face if you choose to see it. They do that shit all the time.

That and she has the traps of a collegiate male athelete.

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Ilikefries 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol

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RenaissanceOfHope -7 points ago +6 / -13

I think that Michelle Obama was born a woman but I cannot stand her because of her school lunches (thankfully I had lunch packed from home) & her remarks on things like gentrification and America.

TLDR: I think she’s cisgender but I do not like her at all.

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RenaissanceOfHope -15 points ago +2 / -17

Heterosexual means that you’re straight.

Cisgender means that you identify with the gender that you were born as.

Birth sex and gender identity are different concepts.

Sexual orientation and gender identity are completely different things.

Sexual orientation = What gender gender you’re attracted to.

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ColoradoTrumper45 5 points ago +5 / -0

Using this victimhood vocabulary is kinda of like calling yourself a proud capitalist... you're adopting the Marxist frame of reference.

Even if you're arguing against them, you've already surrendered the terms of engagement. Winning becomes more difficult if you try to start by losing.

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Tellguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cool story brah

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Scroon 0 points ago +1 / -1

The mental model of reality you're using is built for cognitive confusion. If "birth sex" and "gender" are different concepts, then what is gender a reference to?