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Sunday BIG gun day! The USS Constitution, better known as "Old Ironsides" (media.patriots.win) 🔥 FIRE & FURY 💥
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– ocdpepe 44 points ago +44 / -0

My wife asked me a few days ago if we could buy a cannon.

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– ocdpepe 39 points ago +40 / -1

Neither. I was disappointed that I had to tell her no. After explaining our property boundaries and the range of said cannon she understood. I told her we may be able to get a small cannon. She said "fuck that I don't want no pussy cannon".

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– Shwishyshwa 1 point ago +1 / -0

a parrot rifle could still be a formidable weapon.

Alternatively, a punt gun would be splendid

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