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Sunday BIG gun day! The USS Constitution, better known as "Old Ironsides" (media.patriots.win) 🔥 FIRE & FURY 💥
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– ocdpepe 39 points ago +40 / -1

Neither. I was disappointed that I had to tell her no. After explaining our property boundaries and the range of said cannon she understood. I told her we may be able to get a small cannon. She said "fuck that I don't want no pussy cannon".

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– Shwishyshwa 1 point ago +1 / -0

a parrot rifle could still be a formidable weapon.

Alternatively, a punt gun would be splendid

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– Farmerbob1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Weren't punt guns like 11 feet long, and fire shot roughly equivalent to a 6-gauge shotgun? I think they were used in small boats for hunting waterfowl and taking down several at one shot?

You shoot the gun and the boat moves 10 feet before coming to a stop again, LOL.

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– Shwishyshwa 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's right. Strap that fucker to the roofs rack of the Prius for an emergency brake!

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