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crazyrosco2099 21 points ago +22 / -1

Marry that patriot!

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lmao 14 points ago +16 / -2

lol I read parrot

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crazyrosco2099 5 points ago +6 / -1

great, now I got image in my head of a patriotic parrot.

Like the parrots mom and dad get killed by some moron. A zoo adopts the orphaned parrot egg and that parrot egg somehow gets into a bald eagles nest. The parrot egg hatches and the bald eagles raise the parrot. The eagles then teach the parrot american values and learn to do bird stuff (the american way).

Idk what I’m saying. I’m way too tired and need to get some sleep.