“I was a fool!" Rowling roared,so calmy that Lupin nearly dropped his photograph. "I was a pompous prat, I was a- a-"

"Woke loving, retconning, power-hungry moron," said Fred.

Rowling swallowed.

"Yes, I was!"

"Well, you can't say fairer than that," said Fred, holding out his hand to Rowling

"What made you see sence, JK?" enquired George.

" It's been coming on for a while," said Rowling, mopping her eyes under her glasses with a corner of her travelling cloak. "Claiming transwomen are the exact same as real women, canceling anyone who thinks otherwise. I had to find a way out and it's not so easy on twitter, they're imprisoning traitors all the time. I managed to make contact with Trump and he tipped me off ten minutes ago that pedes was going to make a fight of it, so here I am."