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chelthing 13 points ago +13 / -0

I learned about it on T_D a while back!

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roothog 12 points ago +12 / -0

California uses a Top Two Primary System that basically has turned into one party tyranny for the state.

They have an open primary, and the top 2 candidates regardless of party affiliation go on to the final ballot.

Essentially, the Newsome-Pelosi Cartel have rigged California to be a one party, anti-democratic state. This is why Pelosi will never lose her seat until she croaks. She is never outflanked by a popular 3rd option on the final ballot, which this year is coming from a popular Bernie endorsed candidate on the left. But she'll win at least 70% of the vote since its just a binary choice.

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nakklavaar 7 points ago +7 / -0

Really? Didn’t even know that. Looking at the results it seemed people were split on the decision.

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roothog 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, I mean it passed 53% & was on the ballot in 2010 in a June primary election which had only 5 million voters. The general election had almost 10 million in Nov, so clearly they snuck it in. Had it been on the general ballot I doubt it would have passed.

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Worldtraveler0405 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can it be declared unconstitutional?

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PoohClimbsTrees 29 points ago +29 / -0

He did not coin It though(as far as I know), it has been being used for months.

You can probably even search here and find it posted before.

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SquiggyMcPepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would have banged her in her younger days but not now. Bet that shit is wrinkled and hanging by now.

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winsome 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tucker calls her Camel-Uh.

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Bragg 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not really. It won't have the same effect as any of Trumps nicknames. Maybe in the 1950s it would be more insulting.

Most people don't realize why Trumps nicknames work, which is why the left can never best him.

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chrisbiscuits 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think Scott Adams was right on this - these insults aren't effective. Just because we wouldn't want to be called that doesn't mean much when we wouldn't be voting for her anyway. Does it make the leftists do anything other than double down? Nah.

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p8riot 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think they're effective if they get under the candidate's skin, like Jeb "See, I'm not Low Energy!!" Bush.

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BuckyKatt60 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never mind..it’s not just an insult, it’s a fact. She f’d her way up the political chain to her positions in California.

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SixteenBeatsAOne 1 point ago +2 / -1

And if Dementia Joe selects "Heels Up" Harris for his VP, their campaign team name can be:

Joe/Blow2020

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waxmyballs 4 points ago +4 / -0

always liked the nickname humpin' harris too. we need to get the juss smellit memes ready if she's the chosen one.

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nothingberg 4 points ago +5 / -1

Deepskank

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nothingberg 3 points ago +4 / -1

Jamaican Hillary

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BeanieGuac 3 points ago +7 / -4

I don't get it. What does heel up mean?

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Recusant_Apparatchik 19 points ago +19 / -0

It's a reference to her sleeping with Willie Brown to advance her career, Brown being a much older and highly influential California Democrat in his day.

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BeanieGuac 2 points ago +8 / -6

but what's "heels up" has to do with that?? I don't get it.

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BeanieGuac 14 points ago +15 / -1

Ah, got it. Thanks pede.

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OldSchool 10 points ago +10 / -0

The Donald - helping with the birds and the bees since... today?

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 2 points ago +2 / -0

Better late than never

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HillarysStrapOn 8 points ago +8 / -0

That’s hot. It’s how she got the DA and AG job then proceeded to lock up everyone in sight.

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Mexicola1976 2 points ago +3 / -1

You'll have to excuse my friend. He's a little slow.

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FormerGraveheart 0 points ago +2 / -2

Woman bent over the desk while the man enters her from behind. While a quality position, there is no immediate nickname to imply this effectively without being overly crude.

Sure there is. Doggy Style Harris. Rolls off the tongue.

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Quietam_Unum 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Desk job"?

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winsome 2 points ago +2 / -0

Heels up---as in assuming the position...

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SchittsMethDealer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tucker/Woods 2024

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Rusty520 2 points ago +2 / -0

sorry Pedes but we're sticking with KAMALA THE UGANDAN GIANT

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john1234 2 points ago +2 / -0

Btw, "Kamala" literally means "horrible" in Finnish.

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crimsonfancy 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's a Harris. Kamala is fitting.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamala_(wrestler) I hoped she was related in the beginning.

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RivalPipe 2 points ago +2 / -0

HUH? Heels Up Harris

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BobbyTwoScoops 1 point ago +1 / -0

I actually prefer “Cockmuncher Harris” but this is good too

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nothingberg 1 point ago +3 / -2

RBV Resting Bitch Voice Harris

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RyanUpCreek 1 point ago +1 / -0

They liked Cabbage Patch Kids like every normal American. Shhhh...they might ban that too because jokes of every kind are raycis now. James Woods is a flamethrower. No Games James

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nothingberg 1 point ago +3 / -2

Pot Prosecutrix Kamala

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snoopy3210 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump was forced to take sleepy joe. Didn't come from him, too politically correct. Each time he says it he adds "We call him sleepy joe" meaning it comes from the polite part of the White House.

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lefkoslykos 1 point ago +1 / -0

It has turned out to be devastating though because joes brain has become more and more sleepy so the longer this year goes the more it fits

I think originally it worked really well because every time he says sleepy, everyone thinks, uh I think he means Creepy — Biden has an existing well known memed child sniffing problem.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep!!!! I love it!

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nothingberg 1 point ago +3 / -2

Black Mason Protectee Harris

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BraveNew1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

No offense to Kayleigh McEnany, but just imagine if this guy was WH Press Secretary! They'd be carrying out Fake News hacks on stretchers.

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TweeterInChief 1 point ago +1 / -0

I always liked, “Camel Toe Harris”.

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RandallRaines 1 point ago +1 / -0

Side Chick.

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nothingberg 1 point ago +3 / -2

Shadow Hillary

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winsome 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where ya been?

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WJKovax 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should be running California.

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Licensetomeme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Porn cop was a bad bitch.

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nothingberg 1 point ago +2 / -1

Swamp Gobbler

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TRiUMPh 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like Headboard Harris best, personally.

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Derpy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kamala translates to horrible in finnish

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Oh_Reddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

nothing, I shall repeat, nothing beats

Hobama

this is my favorite

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sorcky 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like BASEMENT BIDEN more

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Ma5e 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love Hades

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Over_it_2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought it was “On All Fours Harris”.

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YouKnwNthgJonSnow 1 point ago +1 / -0

No one does anything better than Trump, but based James Woods is a close second!!!

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mugatucrazypills 1 point ago +1 / -0

These nicknames are a tactical mistake. Anything that references her skankhood or murderous race pimping itself will be portrayed as a bigoted attack.

She is best portrayed as a used car salesperson/tin man liar and don king scammer. Hoaxing Harris along the lines of her Jesse smoulet hoax. Could caller the boxing promoter a la Don King... Or better yet some famous white scammer,maddoff Harris , Hammas Harris has potential and is hard for her to walk away from.since Islamists infest the DNC.

Another more emotional angle probably not a good idea is chain gang Harris... Locking up million of black men and ruining families. See also : Homewrecker Harris.

Consider also Komissar Kamila ...(also a wrecker of families and family life) The most radical left Marxist demagoguic mainstream party Candidate in American history. A true Trojan horse more dangerous than Biden whose political or physical corpse she pops out of. Show trials and rededucation camps

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love you James.

Make more movies buddy!

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SixteenBeatsAOne 0 points ago +1 / -1

I am a big fan of "Heels Up", but I like "Hobama" more.

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nothingberg -1 points ago +2 / -3

BILF