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fingerofkek 131 points ago +131 / -0

My momma said never say bad things about people. So I’ll say that she is very symmetrical.

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basedspaceinvader 57 points ago +57 / -0

ok i can too... "his?" braids were neatly done

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TearofLys 51 points ago +51 / -0

Her earholes look very fuckable.

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Phillysmackdown 24 points ago +24 / -0

Thanks for that. My wife and I just laughed for 5 minutes

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Kosecant 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's the only thing that looks fuckable.

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Thistriggersthelibs 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not quite my size yet...

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Dialectic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too big?

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fingerofkek 31 points ago +31 / -0

You’re right. They are nicely braided

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Raindrops1984 38 points ago +38 / -0

He looks like Ron Jeremy cosplaying as Pippi Longstockings.

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HCQaddict 7 points ago +7 / -0

Daddy Longcockings

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Trump_Factor 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think you mean "Daddy Longcuckings".

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Dialectic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cucky Dadproblems

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r4ptur3 5 points ago +6 / -1

This picture just screams daddy issues.. for both of them.

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HonkNJhonk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Plot twist: he is her dad.

/s

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

How dare you?

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GeneralVeers 37 points ago +37 / -0

My momma said never say bad things about people.

So did mine. Don't care right now.

Those two are ugly and stupid.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 3 points ago +3 / -0

My momma said the same thing.

Not the “bad things” quote.

The “those two are ugly and stupid” one.

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TheMAGAnificent 25 points ago +25 / -0

R/GetsWorseTheLongerYouLook

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fingerofkek 14 points ago +14 / -0

She could make beaver starve.

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 3 points ago +5 / -2

People who specialize in reading faces (micro expressions and asymmetry tells a lot about the person...) Always points out that the length of the ear lobes indicates someone who is either egotistical (long earlobes) or someone who is self-effacing and humble (small earlobes.)

So.... every time I see these stretched out earlobes with things used to enlarge them like this person, I know I'm looking at a narcissist.

Also - the left side of the face tells you what's going on inside the person's emotions and mind. The right side tells you what they want you to know about them, but they can't hide their innards. Put your hand over the dude's right side and look at his left face only. He's not so sure about this. More than likely she gives good head (I don't know though! With all that hardware... OUCH!) And dude just wants to get laid. So he goes along ... She will look back wistfully at this photo. He will look back and cringe.

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ThePowerOfPrayer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remember this is a reversed picture (T-shirt writing is backwards).

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

ooh - you are right. Makes that even creepier. He's really proud of hisself, ain't he? Two ugly people.

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we_won_the_war_jack 71 points ago +71 / -0

That dude still isn’t getting laid.

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GeneralVeers 18 points ago +18 / -0

Neither. Both of those......THINGS.......are permanent residents of Incelfrancisco.

(how the hell did "incel" get tied to right-wing-ness, anyway)

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RuleoVicus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Leftist projection. We created the term. It just doesn't stick to us.

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Johnson 15 points ago +15 / -0

Imagine trying to apply for a job, and this photo of him comes up.

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MegaMagaManX 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't assume gender, biggggottt!

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Whipple2946 46 points ago +46 / -0

🤡

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CapnFalcoAnPoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Harlequins

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TheosAboveAll 7 points ago +7 / -0

I thought Zoos were closed due to the pandemic?

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GeneralVeers 18 points ago +18 / -0

HEY. I happened to enjoy World Of Warcraft before it started to suck, I was an Orc Shaman (go Horde) and I find it genuinely offensive that you compared those two vile creatures to Orcs.

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MixedBlacknWhite 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tauren shaman ftw!

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1777 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yeah wtf am I looking at?

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One_Man_Militia 2 points ago +2 / -0

I normally dig goth bitches but idk wtf that thing is

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MaxineWaters4Prez 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a Tauren shaman and an orc rogue.

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Slick_Willys_Willy 27 points ago +27 / -0

Ummm wtf demonic and retarded

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KakarikoKing 27 points ago +27 / -0

I was wondering what happened to all the Ringling Bros employees.

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MixedBlacknWhite 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can't say that and just leave!! Hahahahahahaahhahhahahaahahaha gooood Lord you made me lol

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MAGA_mantis 22 points ago +24 / -2

I need to get a flamethrower.

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grenades_and_ham 16 points ago +16 / -0

Hans bring flammenwerfer!

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MacheteSanta 18 points ago +18 / -0

If you're not antifa, you're literally a fascist. how do ya'll not get that. you'd literally be friends with hitler

Wrong: you would be a COMMUNIST, and a friend of Stalin.

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Basileus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Stalin didn't have friends, he had cronies and future victims (many times the same people)

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Chickenbaconpoutine 4 points ago +4 / -0

I mean, she probably is good at applying make up.

It looks like shit, but it's well done.

Kind of this that belongs on r/atbge

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Bertuzzi 15 points ago +15 / -0

Someone needs to check that "dudes" computer for CP

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RuleoVicus 5 points ago +5 / -0

When I had Facebook my News timeline had a video. Mind you this was also when FB made video autoplay a default feature. I came across a video that fucked me up. I actually watched again thinking, no I didn't just see this shit.

PizzeGate is fucking real.

I do not understand how one can be an investigator of that shit after any first case given.

Knowing Facebook now, me and everyone else that reported it, it was probably for naught. Fuck I bet the H1B1 FB employee(s) fucking saved it. Doubt LE ever notified.

This fucking world.

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xBigCoffinHunter 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hitler in his youth was the artsy douchenozzle type. I think he’d fit in with these clowns today.

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Self mutilation.

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Barthaneous 11 points ago +11 / -0

I grew up with honor. To preserve a self image that is both acceptable to God and man.

I can't even go out to the store without making sure i have appropriate clothing on.

Then there are these type of people

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OhLollyLollyPop 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Late Night People of Walmart

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runonce 11 points ago +11 / -0

She looks like a kabuki beaver.

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One_Man_Militia 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤣

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Southern_Belle 9 points ago +9 / -0

Just looking at them turns my stomach.

Must be the demons inside them making them do this. And repelling real humans.

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LeftistsAreInsane 7 points ago +7 / -0

If you think these people are ugly now, wait until they're in their senior years. Those massive ear holes are going to look wonderful!

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TheWhitestOfFangs 7 points ago +7 / -0

👏 LITERALLY 👏

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NixonsDMTdealer 7 points ago +7 / -0

I hope the one on the left trips over the dress of the one on the right, falls down, and hits her two giant teeth against the edge of a coffee table. These people will murder you when they get a chance.

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ConditionalFeels 7 points ago +7 / -0

Super hire-able.

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merliniscool 7 points ago +8 / -1

I'd rather be friends with Hitler than those two.

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the-new-style 1 point ago +2 / -1

And I would be asking him to arrange two train tickets.

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border_humper 6 points ago +6 / -0

She paid for that effect?

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DJT2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

A side show at Clownworld.

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MidwestNorsk 7 points ago +7 / -0

I had no idea Dom DeLuise was still alive and he looks pretty good...

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NixonsDMTdealer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Long wheezing laughter intensifies.

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Lol_Garrus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kill it before it lays eggs!

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One_Man_Militia 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahahahahahaha

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Spezsucksballs 7 points ago +7 / -0

3:36 PM, because the only thing commies hate more than showering is waking up early.

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Lurking-My-Life-Away 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh my. She looks like she would have a difficult time next to an MRE machine.

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RuleoVicus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why mutilate yourself like this?

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EpicTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Self hate and wanting people to be repulsed by you. I wonder if “cartoon villain” was the look that they were going for?

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DNCwillbeTrumped 6 points ago +6 / -0

Like a demonic chipmunk.

You know some grandma is just sad at what happened to her granddaughter somewhere...

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The_Kekatoa_incident 6 points ago +6 / -0

Boner killer deluxe,,,

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HiddenDekuScrub 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you stretch your earlobes, you're ugly.

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defroach84 5 points ago +5 / -0

Was scrolling a little too fast and thought "Why are there Juggalos on thedonald.win". These two creatures are truly hideous!

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Kerensky 5 points ago +5 / -0

thats some timmy turner level teeth there.

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Suture_Self 5 points ago +5 / -0

Satan the Clown

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Bucky1951 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do you think they ever consider how idiotic they look?

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah. They are mentally ill.

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f_bastiat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wearing a Game of Thrones shirt after season 8 ended should be a felony.

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

He has glue on pig tails, like a little girly man.

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Joshua2415 4 points ago +4 / -0

Literal satanic goblins.

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's their excuse for being unemployable (or for being hairdressers).

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casualdiverter 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's something weird going on with these woke cultists where their outward appearance starts to reflect their inner corruption. I saw it pointed out recently (I think on this site) and now I can't unsee it.

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defroach84 4 points ago +4 / -0

What a couple of twat waffles.

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bh506407 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol why do they all look exactly the same?

They think they look unique and different, but it’s all the same exact looking degenerate uniform.

At least I know who to avoid out on the street 😂

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CapnFalcoAnPoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

We should make a group and call it antimarx or something.

Oh wait shit that's the USA

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jiujiujiu 3 points ago +3 / -0

uh... what?

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ThickCheney 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stop covering names already

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physicscat 3 points ago +3 / -0

She shopped that pic of to death. Fake eye wings.

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