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HighEmergy 8 points ago +8 / -0

As long as your wearing a mask you can do drugs and shit in public safely.

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thebeastmobile 7 points ago +7 / -0

I got banned from r/news for asking if i should socially distance myself while taking a shit on the street in san fransisco.

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Sum_devil 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those drug addicts and shit-takers will see all those whitr people with their masks and following the rules and using gender neutral language and think to themselves “by golly! What am I doing? I should be pulling my part in society! I’m gonna start a paper route right now!”

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AnthraciteCracker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cool kids pee in cop cars.

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Pelosis_xanax 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had to travel to San Francisco often before Covid for work. I could never work up the nerve to take a shit on their streets even though I want to so badly.

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beev_bove_biv 2 points ago +2 / -0

My sides

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Bramble 2 points ago +2 / -0
  • brazenly steal $950 worth of anything and walk out without consequence.