What killed him is the fact they were not using his preferred pronouns while attempting to resuscitate him, which caused massive internal injuries and much butt hurt, eventually leading to death.
You ever wake up and feel like being a dick all day? I may be trolling reddit with this. It's glorious, the lady had it coming to her. I don't know when we decided it was safe to be on high speed roads as pedestrians, but whoever decided it was an idiot so fuck them. She'd be alive if they protested on 6th Street instead of the interstate.
That last bit - please tell me that's made up and that there isn't video of those nutjobs pronoun policing as someone is bleeding out. Or, rather, if there is might as well link it since I wouldn't be surprised anymore.
Am I terrible for laughing at this?!
"was and were" sent me over the edge xD
Literary genius.
Same!
Me too, the hook for sure
Fucking savage!
Same this poet is so transformative.
LOL I laughed, peed and nearly shit myself. 'was and were' Autist at their finest
nope :)
Literally worse than Hitler.
I lol'ed at the "Vehicular Theyslaughter" on that thread.
Oh my God!....Anon's got skills.
Warrior Poet!
This should be the LGBTBBQ national anthem played before NFL games
I didnt see the shit cigar coming.
What killed him is the fact they were not using his preferred pronouns while attempting to resuscitate him, which caused massive internal injuries and much butt hurt, eventually leading to death.
Bigot, don't you know that using the wrong pronouns is LiTeRaL vIoLeNcE???
F
Thats just good content.
Gold.
Beautiful.
Give this guy all the literary awards this year it’s fucking epic
Play stupid games, get incredible poems.
Now THAT is spicy!
~ Ode to a death cult ~ or, ~ Bright Eyes of the Jaguar ~
Once upon a pronoun bleary, that I gendered, wrong and cruelly,
A laddy smeared and furious volume of outraged furor —
While I drove, nearly napping, suddenly there came a slapping,
As of some tranny stuck and flapping, flapping under my driver side door.
“’Tis some white guy,” I muttered, “stuck beneath my driver side door—
Which is okay and not abhorred.”
Presently my motor turning; as my Jaggie started churning,
“Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came slapping,
And so faintly you came flapping, flapping neath the driver door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—
Xirness there and nothing more.
Hehehe... I read it in James Earl Jones voice in my head. Bravo!
Bravo!
I so want to share this on Facebook but I might get banned for this.
It's too hilarious though
Same
This is why .win exists.
Spicy!
You love to see it!
Holy shit Hahahahahaha.
It's not your fault g-d gave you a sense of humor
I read that in this guy's voice.
I laughed way too hard but thats awful. My place where the bumper hits hurts now.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! KEK!
Wow. Top Kek.
This is high art.
Holy kek, Batman
A masterpiece
Is sad she died but damn an amazing poem.
You ever wake up and feel like being a dick all day? I may be trolling reddit with this. It's glorious, the lady had it coming to her. I don't know when we decided it was safe to be on high speed roads as pedestrians, but whoever decided it was an idiot so fuck them. She'd be alive if they protested on 6th Street instead of the interstate.
Absolutely beautiful
Dylan Thomas would approve
Darn that's brilliant and I'm not a poetry guy
Never thought I'd be one to laugh at someone's needless death, but here I am ... laughing away.
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard xD
Wait... so it was a dude that died?
was and were.
HAHAHA
Fucking kek!
Give this man an award
WAHAHAHAHAHAH wtf man.
Too soon to nominate for Noble literary prize?
That last bit - please tell me that's made up and that there isn't video of those nutjobs pronoun policing as someone is bleeding out. Or, rather, if there is might as well link it since I wouldn't be surprised anymore.
Lolol love it