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xBigCoffinHunter 22 points ago +22 / -0

Pede they’re coming for anything not named after an animal or some object like a car or plane.

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LadyLuck 12 points ago +12 / -0

And soon they'll have to be the correct animals.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 9 points ago +9 / -0

Animals are racist! /s heard this dude on the radio trying to argue that the jaguars name was offensive the other day

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LadyLuck 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Jaguars and eagles and similar animals are sacred to indigenous cultures and it's an act of white cultural supremacy to appropriate them for sports."

I'd wager you ten dollars but I feel it's a fool's bet. Give it a month, tops.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

That sentence itself you quoted makes me fucking livid. Now they’re coming for the eagles and “all other similar animals”?????? LMFAO WTF!!!!!! How the fuck do Indians own copyright all animals? I’m done bro

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Cough 5 points ago +5 / -0

Seahawks is base on natives. So they the first amimal out.

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KornHoLi0 8 points ago +8 / -0

NY Giants are offensive to the vertically challenged so they're next.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Vikings. Black Hawks. Chiefs. Braves. Redskins. Indians. Celtics. Fighting Irish.

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xBigCoffinHunter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cowboys

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cowboys? How dare you! I am so offended! We should just call every team by a number. Today Team 1 plays team 8. Go Team 1!

Liberals suck the fun out of everything-tradition, competition, athletics, education, harmless flirting...

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xBigCoffinHunter 0 points ago +1 / -1

What invokes more images of whiteness than a cowboy? It’s on the list. It will be fun to watch Jones work this one out.